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60 Minutes
Interview with Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan
August 31, 2008
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Pelley: Americans killed 4 generations of one family including a little baby
Military: Ooops
Pelley: there was one hour of sustained mortar fire followed by an airstrike of 2,000 pound bombs on houses made of mud
Afghans: this is worse than the Russians
Pelley: you cannot be saying that the Soviets were worse
Afghans: yes we are
Pelley: voice over - of course that isn't true but they say that
Pelley: what's up Hamid
Karzai: they keep bombing our villages and we don't like it so much
Pelley: did you tell that to Stupid
Karzai: yes and he has completely ignored me
Pelley: so
Karzai: so I am doing this interview
Pelley: wow look at this high tech shit why are you showing me all this secret stuff
Army: because we are desperate to repair our image
Expert: the army does the math how many civilians you are allowed to kill
Pelley: what's the limit
Expert: i could kill 30 people on my own after that i need a permission slip
Pelley: i was blown away by how we avoid killing innocent people
Expert: see we're good guys
Pelley: except for all the childen killed
Expert: teh Taliban is violating international law!
Pelley: oh well ok then
Pelley: so no real harm done
Expert: but when we kill a whole family we may drive people to hate America and join the Taliban
Pelley: gee that's a crazy idea
Hamid: hey the americans made a mistake it happens
Pelley: so what now
Hamid: i beg the americans to stop killing little children
Pelley: good luck with that
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