Guests:
Sec. of State Hillary Clinton
Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-LA)
Rep-Elect Allen West (R-FL)
Richard Wolffe
Paul Gigot (WSJ)
Robert Draper (NYT)
******************************
Gregory: OMG North Korea is building a nuclear bomb - this makes it difficult for Obama to argue
for arms control!
Gregory: Hillary is the GOP playing politics with
the START treaty?
Clinton: all the world leaders in Lisbon sure think so
Gregory: yeah but they’re all socialists
Clinton: Republicans were in favor of this until
they realized Obama supported it
Gregory: but why does an international treaty have to be with a bunch of foreigners?
Clinton: Reagan said ‘trust but verify’
Gregory: Ronald?
Clinton: Nancy
Gregory: doesn’t Republican intransigence
weaken Obama around the world?
Clinton: I would ask the GOP to please pull their heads out of their asses and pass the damm treaty
Gregory: why are we leaving so quickly in Afghanistan in another four years?
Clinton: no we’re withdrawing - just very very slowly
Gregory: can we please leave some military
bases there?
Clinton: oh of course - we’ll advise them from our massive installations
Gregory: permanent bases?
Clinton: no
Gregory: are you sure
Clinton: ok may be one or two - or five
Gregory: Hillary is it really necessary to grope
every air passenger?
Clinton: let’s not kid ourselves - the terrorists have explosive underwear so naked pictures and crotch grabs are the best ideas we’ve come up with
Gregory: we got a terror conviction this week in civilian court - this proves that civilian courts are bad
Clinton: um what
Gregory: why do foreigners want us to try these evil terrorists in these weird “civilian” courts??
Clinton: Americans want it!
Gregory: these civilian courts frighten and
confuse me
Clinton: they’re called Article III courts - you know, because they’re in the Constitution
Gregory: would we release terrorists if they
were acquitted?
Clinton: no that would be stupid
Gregory: then why bother with civilian courts?
Clinton: wow I heard you were a moron
Gregory: I don’t understand
Clinton: trials in federal court are required by law
Gregory: but those courts can’t guarantee a conviction like military courts do!
Clinton: blimey you’re an idiot
Gregory: Hillary what do you make of the 2010 election results and will you please schedule a
pillow fight with Sarah Palin
Clinton: ha ha - Fluffy I’m trying to pass a nuclear arms treaty - I don’t have to time to comment on some reality tv star and her mother
[ break ]
Gregory: Bobby are the pat-downs excessive?
Jindal: absolutely - these strong measures prove Obama is weak on terror
Gregory: oh
Jindal: look at all the successes Obama had on stopping terror attacks - it prove he’s lucky and
not competent
Gregory: could you elaborate
Jindal: they’re playing defense - not offense!
Gregory: but you just said airport security was excessive!
Jindal: they’re too worried about the rights
of terrorists!
Gregory: Did Bush just get lucky too?
Jindal: no he was brilliant - but we he was also too soft on terror
Gregory: really?
Jindal: Obama wants to offer the terrorists therapy
Gregory: truly you have a fascinating world view
Jindal: there’s more - we should only frisk brown-skinned men!
Gregory: this is great stuff
Jindal: this is a clash of civilizations - they hate our freedoms and our way of life!
Gregory: Was Obama incompetent in responding to the BP oil spill?
Jindal: yes they admitted there was oil in the water and wasted time insisting on life jackets!
Gregory: my god
Jindal: It’s just like Hurricane Katrina
Gregory: you say Obama was too concerned about his image and not fixing the oil spill
Jindal: right!
Gregory: and yet you’re written a whole book about how you were heroic during the crisis and the
White House sucked
Jindal: They relied too much British Petroleum!
Gregory: your big idea was a sand berm and experts say it’s stupid
Jindal: yes - but that’s Obama’s fault too
Gregory: I see
Jindal: Also the sand berms were a success and Obama approved it
Gregory: I see
Jindal: Red tape caused the disaster!
Gregory: Haley Barbour says Obama did a good job with oil spill
Jindal: yes but on the other hand I met with Obama and he provided the resources we asked for
Gregory: Is Obama a one-term President?
Jindal: look we’re in a recession so the American people want us to cut jobs and spending
Gregory: are you running for Vice President?
Jindal: we’ve done worse than me
Gregory: Speaking of that - can Sarah Palin unite
the GOP?
Jindal: [ spit take ]
Gregory: why did you spit?
Jindal: I’m a freaking Rhodes scholar and America loves this quitting dim wit
[ break ]
Gregory: Congressmen what do you think of the airline gropeathon?
West: As a Republican I like all security but I also must bash Obama so I will say they should have marketed the kid-fondling better
Wolffe: jeebus the hypocrisy is amazing
Gigot: with the intrusive searches we risk losing public support for the police state which
would be bad
Gregory: we have to put up with this don’t we!
Draper: George W. Bush loved this
Gregory: Allen are you a libertarian?
West: as libertarians we support war but we’re against pat-downs
Gregory: what does that mean?
West: It means we need racial profiling
Gregory: fascinating
West: we got lucky with terrorism and they will attack us again - so Obama shouldn’t have instituted new tough security procedures
Gregory: will there be any bipartisanship?
Wolffe: I can’t tell where the hell the GOP is on national security
Gregory: Obama has to extend Bush tax cuts but those dirty liberal bloggers won’t let him!
Gigot: yes Obama must move to the right!
West: my district has high unemployment and closed businesses on Man street which means we should cut taxes for the richest 2% of Americans
Gregory: can we please cut Medicaid?
West: damm right!
Wolffe: Republicans will wait until Obama endorses the unpopular positions and then oppose him
Draper: the American people love tax cuts
for the rich
Gigot: the bipartisan solution is to cut taxes for corporations on the one hand and the rich
on the other
Gregory: how is that bipartisan?
Gigot: you saw it from the reaction to the commission’s recommendations - Republicans
liked it and Democrats did not
Gregory: oh I see - you meant the Beltway version of bipartisan
Gigot: right - Democrats agree to give Republicans what they want and Republicans agree to let them
Gregory: Sarah Palin rules our world!
Draper: indeed
Gregory: she says people ignore her stellar 24-months as governor of a state with fewer people than the Bronx
Draper: She’s a policy wonk but wrestling bears doesn’t show it
Gregory: Congressman she endorsed you
West: she has devoted but frankly weird following
Gregory: I see
West: there are wolves out there!
Gregory: don’t tell me about it - I’ve seen ‘Twilight’
Gregory: She’s beer and Romney is wine
Wolffe: true but the powers that be drink Chardonnay not Pabst Blue Ribbon
Audience: If they together it would be
“XX and White Whine”
Gigot: she’s comes across as real
Audience: real stupid
Draper: the Palin circus is not ready to run a national campaign
Gregory: what are their defining characteristics?
Draper: self-pity, mistrust and paranoia
Gregory: How does Obama recover?
Wolffe: don’t underestimate Obama
Gregory: but how?
Wolffe: he could try Hope and Change
Gregory: that’s catchy
Allen West: the GOP win is Pickett’s Charge!
Gregory: Congressman what is your mandate?
West: slash spending and demand Obama’s birth certificate
Gigot: the GOP needs to cut something symbolic
Draper: I can’t wait to see them justify all the pork they’re going to grab
Gregory: and that’s Meet The Press -
happy turkey day
************************
Sunday, November 21, 2010
This Week with Christiane Amanpour - November 21, 2010
Guest:
Admiral Michael Mullen - Chair, Joint Chiefs of Staff
*************************
Amanpour: Hey we’re finally leaving Afghanistan
- in four years
Field reporter: Afghan civilians want Americans
to stay in Afghanistan because they are saving the lives of kids wounded by suicide bombers trying to kill Americans
Audience: of course
Field reporter: but we can’t kill our way out of Afghanistan because fighters can always hide
in Pakistan
Audience: hmmm
Reporter: so we have to teach Afghans how to fight - a concept they are unfamiliar with
Amanpour: Admiral is North Korea a grave threat
to America?
Mullen: Oh yes they are led by a dictator who
is determined to destabilize Asia and fund horrible movies
Amanpour: how could we let Korea get nukes?
Mullen: we tried sanctions but they never had anything to begin with so they didn’t work
Amanpour: so what’s the answer?
Mullen: we need to work with all world’s major powers - China, Russia, Europe and Facebook
Amanpour: fascinating
Mullen: Korea is predictable in it’s unpredictability
Amanpour: that makes sense
Mullen: he blows hot and cold
Amanpour: he’s like a character in a Katy Perry song
Mullen: he kissed a girl
Amanpour: I like it
Mullen: Obama is going to ask the Chinese to rein
in that wacko
Amanpour: Should we be terrified?
Mullen: Definitely
Amanpour: the GOP stopped START
Mullen: I know Christine - it’s crazy
Amanpour: but is it really a good idea - the GOP says it’s a government takeover of nuclear weapons
Mullen: it’s very critical
Amanpour: but wouldn’t this weaken America if we only have 5,000 nuclear weapons
Mullen: true there are fewer inspections but there aren’t as many bombs now
Amanpour: Obama has promised to modernize
our nukes?
Mullen: right - they will not longer use Vista
Amanpour: well that’s sounds good - but why do
we need this agreement which involves a bunch of foreigners
Mullen: hey the Russians allowed us to get bogged down in a quagmire in Afghanistan - we owe them!!
Amanpour: how can we put pressure on Iran and Korea if we don’t ratify START?
Mullen: the Russians are starting to wonder if we’re idiots
Amanpour: We’re going to stay in Afghanistan until 2014 - why the rush?
Mullen: It will be like Iraq - we’re not actually leaving but they will be doing the fighting
Amanpour: that’s nice but Iraq is a freaking paradise compared to Afghanistan
Mullen: the Afghans are learning to fire a gun and should have mastered it by 2012
Amanpour: do really think Afghans can learn
to run Afghanistan in just 4 years?
Mullen: amazingly yes
Amanpour: are you doubling down on killing
the Taliban?
Mullen: we are starting to reverse the losses of
the Bush years
Amanpour: what’s the deal this loon Karzai
Mullen: he’s pissed about the civilians we kill -
but you know the Taliban kill a lot of innocent people too!
Amanpour: Al Qaeda is now issuing white papers, Powerpoint presentations and fourth quarter performance reviews
Mullen: I like it
Amanpour: how about gays in the military
Mullen: they should serve openly because after all lying is dishonorable
Amanpour: Israel has open gays so why not us
Mullen: true but they don’t face an existential threat to their future existence like we do
Amanpour: they are surrounded by enemies
Mullen: I was talking about “Dancing With the Stars”
Amanpour: the Marine commandant is scared of
gay cooties
Mullen: that guy DVRs “Glee” so he’s one to talk
Amanpour: Thanks for coming Admiral
****************************
Admiral Michael Mullen - Chair, Joint Chiefs of Staff
*************************
Amanpour: Hey we’re finally leaving Afghanistan
- in four years
Field reporter: Afghan civilians want Americans
to stay in Afghanistan because they are saving the lives of kids wounded by suicide bombers trying to kill Americans
Audience: of course
Field reporter: but we can’t kill our way out of Afghanistan because fighters can always hide
in Pakistan
Audience: hmmm
Reporter: so we have to teach Afghans how to fight - a concept they are unfamiliar with
Amanpour: Admiral is North Korea a grave threat
to America?
Mullen: Oh yes they are led by a dictator who
is determined to destabilize Asia and fund horrible movies
Amanpour: how could we let Korea get nukes?
Mullen: we tried sanctions but they never had anything to begin with so they didn’t work
Amanpour: so what’s the answer?
Mullen: we need to work with all world’s major powers - China, Russia, Europe and Facebook
Amanpour: fascinating
Mullen: Korea is predictable in it’s unpredictability
Amanpour: that makes sense
Mullen: he blows hot and cold
Amanpour: he’s like a character in a Katy Perry song
Mullen: he kissed a girl
Amanpour: I like it
Mullen: Obama is going to ask the Chinese to rein
in that wacko
Amanpour: Should we be terrified?
Mullen: Definitely
Amanpour: the GOP stopped START
Mullen: I know Christine - it’s crazy
Amanpour: but is it really a good idea - the GOP says it’s a government takeover of nuclear weapons
Mullen: it’s very critical
Amanpour: but wouldn’t this weaken America if we only have 5,000 nuclear weapons
Mullen: true there are fewer inspections but there aren’t as many bombs now
Amanpour: Obama has promised to modernize
our nukes?
Mullen: right - they will not longer use Vista
Amanpour: well that’s sounds good - but why do
we need this agreement which involves a bunch of foreigners
Mullen: hey the Russians allowed us to get bogged down in a quagmire in Afghanistan - we owe them!!
Amanpour: how can we put pressure on Iran and Korea if we don’t ratify START?
Mullen: the Russians are starting to wonder if we’re idiots
Amanpour: We’re going to stay in Afghanistan until 2014 - why the rush?
Mullen: It will be like Iraq - we’re not actually leaving but they will be doing the fighting
Amanpour: that’s nice but Iraq is a freaking paradise compared to Afghanistan
Mullen: the Afghans are learning to fire a gun and should have mastered it by 2012
Amanpour: do really think Afghans can learn
to run Afghanistan in just 4 years?
Mullen: amazingly yes
Amanpour: are you doubling down on killing
the Taliban?
Mullen: we are starting to reverse the losses of
the Bush years
Amanpour: what’s the deal this loon Karzai
Mullen: he’s pissed about the civilians we kill -
but you know the Taliban kill a lot of innocent people too!
Amanpour: Al Qaeda is now issuing white papers, Powerpoint presentations and fourth quarter performance reviews
Mullen: I like it
Amanpour: how about gays in the military
Mullen: they should serve openly because after all lying is dishonorable
Amanpour: Israel has open gays so why not us
Mullen: true but they don’t face an existential threat to their future existence like we do
Amanpour: they are surrounded by enemies
Mullen: I was talking about “Dancing With the Stars”
Amanpour: the Marine commandant is scared of
gay cooties
Mullen: that guy DVRs “Glee” so he’s one to talk
Amanpour: Thanks for coming Admiral
****************************
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Meet the Press - November 14, 2010
Guests:
David Axelrod - White House advisor
Sen. John McCain - (R-AZ)
Alan Greenspan
Harold Ford
Newt Gingrich
Bethany McLean
**************************
Gregory: Dave did Obama achieve anything
touring Asia?
Axelrod: Obama is out there fighting for American jobs Fluffy and he rejected a bad trade deal because it wasn't fucking good enough!
Gregory: what about those Bush tax cuts
for the rich?
Axelrod: We can afford to borrow money to keep the tax cuts for the middle class but we can’t afford to borrow to keep the cuts for the wealthy
Gregory: but the rich have suffered so much
Axelrod: John McCain opposed those cuts
and he was right
Gregory: can I get a compromise right now?
Axelrod: are you negotiating on behalf of the Republicans David?
Gregory: it saves time
Axelrod: I see
Gregory: is Obama open to compromise please??
Axelrod: dear god stop whining Fluffers
Gregory: is the President going to move to the right?
Axelrod: the message from the American people is they want us to act together and give them jobs
Gregory: I still hear you still fighting for liberals - dammit will you just stop and be conservative already!!
Axelrod: ok how about tax cuts for businesses?
Gregory: the Chairmen of the debt commission proposed a lot of pain and spending cuts which
I hope will be very popular
Axelrod: no one wants cuts or higher taxes so this should be a lot of fun
Gregory: Is Obama willing to finally stop all this free money going to the elderly and sick?
Axelrod: the right-wing demagogues this issue
Gregory: [ grinning ]
but you won’t even make any concessions on my tv show!!!
Axelrod: I heard you were a moron
Gregory: so did I
Axelrod: this is a dark cloud over us and we
must make these cuts
Gregory: excellent
Gregory: what about Rahm
Axelrod: he’s fucking crazy
Gregory: are we ever going to make progress in Afghanistan?
Axelrod: we need to train the Afghans to fight and love America which is tricky
[ break ]
Gregory: President McCain what would it take to satisfy you in Afghanistan?
McCain: it’s just a fact that we must never leave that far-away country or terrorists will come here and
cut our heads off
Gregory: but President Karzai doesn’t even
want us there
McCain: he’s paranoid
Gregory: you’re calling him paranoid?
McCain: look the entire Afghan government is corrupt and Pakistan is harboring international terrorists
Gregory: these are arguments for staying there?
McCain: exactly
Gregory: what about gays in the military
McCain: Look we need a study that says gays
are icky
Gregory: fascinating
McCain: we need a thorough and complete study to determine the if gay people cause cooties
Gregory: your wife called you a bigot - what
did you say to her?
McCain: I only communicate with my wife through Twitter
Gregory: doesn’t military honor require not lying
McCain: the head of the marines has validated
my bigotry!
Gregory: but what do you believe personally
about gays?
McCain: look I met a soldier in Kandahar who has
to sleep with all the men under him
Gregory: interesting
McCain: these are petty officers!
Gregory: Indeed they are
Gregory: we have more tape of you on Meet The Press than anyone else
McCain: oh noes
Gregory: you blatantly flip-flopped on tax cuts
on the rich
McCain: look this is a very different time - we now know what an incredible hypocrite I am
Gregory: what about the debt commission?
McCain: the American people have sent the message that they hate spending and want to send all of their money to the richest one-percent
Gregory: President Bush is peeved at you for
not campaigning with him
McCain: I had to do it - Obama was trying to
tie me to Bush
Gregory: yes he tried to link you in the public's mind
McCain: no he found us backstage and tied us up!
Gregory: my god - well that’s it until your 60th appearance
McCain: Ooh I hope I get a toaster
[ break ]
Gregory: Alan where are the jobs?
Greenspan: there are no construction jobs because we already built what we need and businesses are very uncertain about the future which we need to be certain about
Gregory: Newt you’re a failure and widely hated - tell us about world economics
Gingrich: all of this is Obama’s fault because he hate business
Ford: Newt is right that I should have been the
first black President
Gingrich: um what
Ford: we should have a moratorium on regulations and accept all the debt commission recommendations
Gregory: Beth how can American thrive until we inflict more pain on homeowners
McLean: if the government stops involvement in housing there will be another crash
Greenspan: hey old white men are doing great
Gingrich: this debt commission report debate is stupid because we won’t cut social security
Gregory: but don’t we have to have an adult conversation that we must
slash funding for the poor and give money to the rich??
Greenspan: the Congress will pass these recommendations because they must or bond traders will have a sad
McLean: we are headed to a huge crisis
Gregory: I’m just a talk show host but we must raise the retirement age!! [ sobs ]
Ford: Newt Gingrich is a close friend and handsome man - why can’t he lead the Democrats to cut social security ??
Gingrich: this stupid chairmen’s plan is a step backwards because it’s a hurtful proposal from bunch of rich people who won’t be affected by their own recommendations
Gregory: gee that’s what I liked about it
Gregory: [ shows tape of people rioting in Europe ]
look at this horrible social unrest just because poor people see all the benefits going to the rich
Ford: I love the Tea Party because they realize that we must eliminate Social Security for young and poor people
Gregory: Newt does Obama have the guts to slash Medicare?
Gingrich: I fear government workers in Albany
will riot
Gregory: over cuts in salaries?
Gingrich: Lack of parking
Gregory: should we cut the debt by extending tax cuts for the very rich?
Greenspan: yes - also the deficit is a real problem which is why we need to cut entitlements
McLean: those tax cuts sure didn’t provide jobs
Gregory: only 8 million were lost
McLean: We’re running out of time - the bond will take their balls and go home and then we will have no balls!
Gregory: what if the government gets out of the mortgage business?
Greenspan: home prices get lower and we will have to foreclose on 8 million people which will be necessary but exhausting
Gregory: Newtie will you run for President please
Gingrich: yes but first I must create a movement for insanity
Gregory: I’m torn between you and Sarah Palin
Gingrich: true - also there’s heavyweights Huckabee, Romney and Barbour
Gregory: Don’t forget my new best buddy - Bobby Jindal - squee!!!
*************************
David Axelrod - White House advisor
Sen. John McCain - (R-AZ)
Alan Greenspan
Harold Ford
Newt Gingrich
Bethany McLean
**************************
Gregory: Dave did Obama achieve anything
touring Asia?
Axelrod: Obama is out there fighting for American jobs Fluffy and he rejected a bad trade deal because it wasn't fucking good enough!
Gregory: what about those Bush tax cuts
for the rich?
Axelrod: We can afford to borrow money to keep the tax cuts for the middle class but we can’t afford to borrow to keep the cuts for the wealthy
Gregory: but the rich have suffered so much
Axelrod: John McCain opposed those cuts
and he was right
Gregory: can I get a compromise right now?
Axelrod: are you negotiating on behalf of the Republicans David?
Gregory: it saves time
Axelrod: I see
Gregory: is Obama open to compromise please??
Axelrod: dear god stop whining Fluffers
Gregory: is the President going to move to the right?
Axelrod: the message from the American people is they want us to act together and give them jobs
Gregory: I still hear you still fighting for liberals - dammit will you just stop and be conservative already!!
Axelrod: ok how about tax cuts for businesses?
Gregory: the Chairmen of the debt commission proposed a lot of pain and spending cuts which
I hope will be very popular
Axelrod: no one wants cuts or higher taxes so this should be a lot of fun
Gregory: Is Obama willing to finally stop all this free money going to the elderly and sick?
Axelrod: the right-wing demagogues this issue
Gregory: [ grinning ]
but you won’t even make any concessions on my tv show!!!
Axelrod: I heard you were a moron
Gregory: so did I
Axelrod: this is a dark cloud over us and we
must make these cuts
Gregory: excellent
Gregory: what about Rahm
Axelrod: he’s fucking crazy
Gregory: are we ever going to make progress in Afghanistan?
Axelrod: we need to train the Afghans to fight and love America which is tricky
[ break ]
Gregory: President McCain what would it take to satisfy you in Afghanistan?
McCain: it’s just a fact that we must never leave that far-away country or terrorists will come here and
cut our heads off
Gregory: but President Karzai doesn’t even
want us there
McCain: he’s paranoid
Gregory: you’re calling him paranoid?
McCain: look the entire Afghan government is corrupt and Pakistan is harboring international terrorists
Gregory: these are arguments for staying there?
McCain: exactly
Gregory: what about gays in the military
McCain: Look we need a study that says gays
are icky
Gregory: fascinating
McCain: we need a thorough and complete study to determine the if gay people cause cooties
Gregory: your wife called you a bigot - what
did you say to her?
McCain: I only communicate with my wife through Twitter
Gregory: doesn’t military honor require not lying
McCain: the head of the marines has validated
my bigotry!
Gregory: but what do you believe personally
about gays?
McCain: look I met a soldier in Kandahar who has
to sleep with all the men under him
Gregory: interesting
McCain: these are petty officers!
Gregory: Indeed they are
Gregory: we have more tape of you on Meet The Press than anyone else
McCain: oh noes
Gregory: you blatantly flip-flopped on tax cuts
on the rich
McCain: look this is a very different time - we now know what an incredible hypocrite I am
Gregory: what about the debt commission?
McCain: the American people have sent the message that they hate spending and want to send all of their money to the richest one-percent
Gregory: President Bush is peeved at you for
not campaigning with him
McCain: I had to do it - Obama was trying to
tie me to Bush
Gregory: yes he tried to link you in the public's mind
McCain: no he found us backstage and tied us up!
Gregory: my god - well that’s it until your 60th appearance
McCain: Ooh I hope I get a toaster
[ break ]
Gregory: Alan where are the jobs?
Greenspan: there are no construction jobs because we already built what we need and businesses are very uncertain about the future which we need to be certain about
Gregory: Newt you’re a failure and widely hated - tell us about world economics
Gingrich: all of this is Obama’s fault because he hate business
Ford: Newt is right that I should have been the
first black President
Gingrich: um what
Ford: we should have a moratorium on regulations and accept all the debt commission recommendations
Gregory: Beth how can American thrive until we inflict more pain on homeowners
McLean: if the government stops involvement in housing there will be another crash
Greenspan: hey old white men are doing great
Gingrich: this debt commission report debate is stupid because we won’t cut social security
Gregory: but don’t we have to have an adult conversation that we must
slash funding for the poor and give money to the rich??
Greenspan: the Congress will pass these recommendations because they must or bond traders will have a sad
McLean: we are headed to a huge crisis
Gregory: I’m just a talk show host but we must raise the retirement age!! [ sobs ]
Ford: Newt Gingrich is a close friend and handsome man - why can’t he lead the Democrats to cut social security ??
Gingrich: this stupid chairmen’s plan is a step backwards because it’s a hurtful proposal from bunch of rich people who won’t be affected by their own recommendations
Gregory: gee that’s what I liked about it
Gregory: [ shows tape of people rioting in Europe ]
look at this horrible social unrest just because poor people see all the benefits going to the rich
Ford: I love the Tea Party because they realize that we must eliminate Social Security for young and poor people
Gregory: Newt does Obama have the guts to slash Medicare?
Gingrich: I fear government workers in Albany
will riot
Gregory: over cuts in salaries?
Gingrich: Lack of parking
Gregory: should we cut the debt by extending tax cuts for the very rich?
Greenspan: yes - also the deficit is a real problem which is why we need to cut entitlements
McLean: those tax cuts sure didn’t provide jobs
Gregory: only 8 million were lost
McLean: We’re running out of time - the bond will take their balls and go home and then we will have no balls!
Gregory: what if the government gets out of the mortgage business?
Greenspan: home prices get lower and we will have to foreclose on 8 million people which will be necessary but exhausting
Gregory: Newtie will you run for President please
Gingrich: yes but first I must create a movement for insanity
Gregory: I’m torn between you and Sarah Palin
Gingrich: true - also there’s heavyweights Huckabee, Romney and Barbour
Gregory: Don’t forget my new best buddy - Bobby Jindal - squee!!!
*************************
This Week with Christiane Amanpour - November 14, 2010
Guests:
Sen. Lindsey Graham
Madeline Albright
********************************
Amanpour: [ plays music from The Amazing Race ]
Obama… is… in... a race around the world!!
Tapper: Obama came to Mumbai so he could see where all the American jobs went
[ scenes of Obama dancing ]
Tapper: South Korea won’t dance to America’s
tune and open up to American beef
Obama: that is an irritant!
Tapper: the fed weakened US currency and Germany declared war
Obama: but only to grow the economy!
Amanpour: Madeline why are people criticizing America - we’re so awesome
Albright: that’s the purpose of these summits -
give the little nations a chance to bitch and whine
Amanpour: so it’s like a blogger conference call
Graham: Congress will crack down on those
wily Chinese!
Amanpour: How can America lecture the rest of
the world when we have a terrible debt
Graham: America clearly cannot lead the rest of the world until we cut Medicaid
Amanpour: oh I hope so
Graham: no other nation will trust us until we increase the retirement age
Amanpour: should we cut nuclear weapons?
Albright: yes we should cut them for other nations
Amanpour: Linds can we ratify START?
Graham: yes but first need an incredibly wasteful useless expensive missile defense system
Amanpour: Our puppet President in Afghanistan seems not to love America
Graham: We had a lovely dinner with me and
McCain and Hamid and We Own The Night!!
Amanpour: how nice
Graham: the security raids are going great and we must keep Night Ranger on the table
Amanpour: can we bring troops home in 2011?
Graham: yes but first we must win!!
Amanpour: I get it
Graham: it would be nice to have 2 airbases there permanently - is that too much to ask??
Albright: we should stay there until we train the Afghans properly to love us
Amanpour: how do you do that?
Albright: they’re Afghans - use a Dog Whisperer
Amanpour: or a Native Whisperer
Amanpour: Lindy are you a tea party isolationist?
Graham: I am an internationalist hawk - I believe Sunnis and Shia should marry each other as long
as they’re straight or hide it
Amanpour: that makes sense
Graham: I would like to add that we should attack Iran
Amanpour: but the tea party!!
Graham: they’re idiots - if we don’t invade Iran there will be Sharia law in Oklahoma
Albright: good god
[ break ]
Amanpour: isn’t it terrible that this debt is ruining American foreign policy?
Cote: Oh yes it’s so so sad
Amanpour: people keep yammering on and on about jobs going overseas
Cote: those jackwagons need stop whining
Conrad: we need to shock Americans
Amanpour: through draconian cuts?
Conrad: no I mean actual electroshock
Amanpour: should we eliminate tax deductions and cut taxes for the rich
Conrad: abusive tax shelters are a bit of a problem
Amanpour: Paul Krugman says the latest proposal is just a giveaway to the rich
Cote: this is not a time for arguing about who is getting rich and getting poor - this is a time for agreeing that we should slash tax rates for the very wealthy
Conrad: Social Security will go broke in 2027!
Amanpour: Greenspan says we should weaken
our currency even more
Cote: look I’m just a rich fate white CEO
Amanpour: so you know everything
Cote: Obama prevented a Depression and should get more credit
Amanpour: We have scary troops in South Korea - how could we not get a trade deal?
Conrad: Obama finally said no to them - yeah!
Amanpour: but the Germans were mean to us and frankly they scare me
Conrad: excuse me we did those krauts a little favor in 1945 and they should remember that
Amanpour: what was that?
Conrad: we got the damm French out of their hair
- a little gratitude would be nice
Amanpour: bien sur
****************************
Sen. Lindsey Graham
Madeline Albright
********************************
Amanpour: [ plays music from The Amazing Race ]
Obama… is… in... a race around the world!!
Tapper: Obama came to Mumbai so he could see where all the American jobs went
[ scenes of Obama dancing ]
Tapper: South Korea won’t dance to America’s
tune and open up to American beef
Obama: that is an irritant!
Tapper: the fed weakened US currency and Germany declared war
Obama: but only to grow the economy!
Amanpour: Madeline why are people criticizing America - we’re so awesome
Albright: that’s the purpose of these summits -
give the little nations a chance to bitch and whine
Amanpour: so it’s like a blogger conference call
Graham: Congress will crack down on those
wily Chinese!
Amanpour: How can America lecture the rest of
the world when we have a terrible debt
Graham: America clearly cannot lead the rest of the world until we cut Medicaid
Amanpour: oh I hope so
Graham: no other nation will trust us until we increase the retirement age
Amanpour: should we cut nuclear weapons?
Albright: yes we should cut them for other nations
Amanpour: Linds can we ratify START?
Graham: yes but first need an incredibly wasteful useless expensive missile defense system
Amanpour: Our puppet President in Afghanistan seems not to love America
Graham: We had a lovely dinner with me and
McCain and Hamid and We Own The Night!!
Amanpour: how nice
Graham: the security raids are going great and we must keep Night Ranger on the table
Amanpour: can we bring troops home in 2011?
Graham: yes but first we must win!!
Amanpour: I get it
Graham: it would be nice to have 2 airbases there permanently - is that too much to ask??
Albright: we should stay there until we train the Afghans properly to love us
Amanpour: how do you do that?
Albright: they’re Afghans - use a Dog Whisperer
Amanpour: or a Native Whisperer
Amanpour: Lindy are you a tea party isolationist?
Graham: I am an internationalist hawk - I believe Sunnis and Shia should marry each other as long
as they’re straight or hide it
Amanpour: that makes sense
Graham: I would like to add that we should attack Iran
Amanpour: but the tea party!!
Graham: they’re idiots - if we don’t invade Iran there will be Sharia law in Oklahoma
Albright: good god
[ break ]
Amanpour: isn’t it terrible that this debt is ruining American foreign policy?
Cote: Oh yes it’s so so sad
Amanpour: people keep yammering on and on about jobs going overseas
Cote: those jackwagons need stop whining
Conrad: we need to shock Americans
Amanpour: through draconian cuts?
Conrad: no I mean actual electroshock
Amanpour: should we eliminate tax deductions and cut taxes for the rich
Conrad: abusive tax shelters are a bit of a problem
Amanpour: Paul Krugman says the latest proposal is just a giveaway to the rich
Cote: this is not a time for arguing about who is getting rich and getting poor - this is a time for agreeing that we should slash tax rates for the very wealthy
Conrad: Social Security will go broke in 2027!
Amanpour: Greenspan says we should weaken
our currency even more
Cote: look I’m just a rich fate white CEO
Amanpour: so you know everything
Cote: Obama prevented a Depression and should get more credit
Amanpour: We have scary troops in South Korea - how could we not get a trade deal?
Conrad: Obama finally said no to them - yeah!
Amanpour: but the Germans were mean to us and frankly they scare me
Conrad: excuse me we did those krauts a little favor in 1945 and they should remember that
Amanpour: what was that?
Conrad: we got the damm French out of their hair
- a little gratitude would be nice
Amanpour: bien sur
****************************
Sunday, November 07, 2010
60 Minutes with Barack Obama - Nov. 7, 2010
Kroft: The GOP says the election was a referendum on you and the Democrats
Obama: no it was a referendum on a really sucky economy
Kroft: wasn’t it a rejection of your leadership?
Obama: hey we had to spend a lot of money to fix the Bush economy
Kroft: so you’re a Big Government socialist
Obama: no I just didn’t communicate that we were in an emergency requiring we send a trillion dollars to Wall Street bankers
Kroft: voters want smaller government
Obama: but first they want jobs and growth
Kroft: are you saying people don’t hate government ?
Obama: no I’m sure they do -- so do I
Kroft: why did women and blacks stay home or vote for the GOP which traditionally hate them
Obama: because unemployment rose after I was sworn in
Kroft: The Beltway changed you from a hopeless idealist to a corrupt cynic
Obama: that’s not right - but I was too focused on getting things done
Kroft: the Tea Partiers are you from 2 years ago
Obama: hey accomplishing change is really hard to do
Kroft: oh?
Obama: yeah this town is full of a lot of special interests and some real assholes
Kroft: you've lost you're edge
Obama: this city will crush you soul Steve!
Kroft: how have you been compromised?
Obama: I agreed to outrageous spending to get real reform
Kroft: you mean earmarks
Obama: right - maybe I can work with these lunatics to really change Washington
Kroft: do you have any regrets
Obama: look first I addressed the economy and then I did health care because it was risky but necessary
Kroft: what went wrong
Obama: I thought if we offered a bill introduced by Republicans then they might vote for it
Kroft: oh you are so so naive
Obama: heh dude I know
Kroft: is the recession over?
Obama: technically maybe but not for people who are unemployed
Kroft: like dozens of Democratic politicians
Obama: exactly
Kroft: do you get discouraged?
Obama: every damm day steve-o
Kroft: what can you do
Obama: ask the Republicans to pay for infrastructure which will benefit their constituents
Kroft: but the GOP are not interested in that
Obama: I know
Kroft: what is the deal with the tea party?
Obama: we have a great tradition of rebellion and that’s nice but some people think government is pretty useful
Kroft: interesting
Obama: we shall see if they are tools of corporate interests or not
Kroft: what do you think of the GOP leaders
Obama: we’ve always been cordial
Kroft: but they call you the Kenyan Hitler
Obama: true but I said Boehner was a color not found in nature
Kroft: well that is true
Obama: no I once had an Indonesian apricot that was the same hue
Kroft: Bush signed a law which would automatically raise taxes so are you willing to cut them or not raise them for rich people like me and you
Obama: should we borrow $700 billion from our grandchildren to give really really rich people a tax cut?
Kroft: maybe we could build a time machine and get their permission
Obama: look I like rich people too but we just don’t have the money
Kroft: but the GOP runs Congress now
Obama: where is the money??
Kroft: Boehner says we should cut money for poor people to pay tax cuts for the rich
Obama: yeah that sounds like him
Kroft: we’re not talking about rich people - we’re talking about struggling small business people who make $300,000 a year
Obama: good god
Kroft: you’re anti-business
Obama: no I’m pro-consumer
Kroft: businesses need to know what government will do in the future forever
Obama: that’s crazy
Kroft: I know
Obama: it’s important to write rules to restrain bankers and insurers
Kroft: progressives think you’ve lost you’re mojo
Obama: I was so focused on getting things done I forgot to sell it better
Kroft: are a sell-out?
Obama: liberals need to realize some of this country is conservative and always will be and no amount of magic will change that
Kroft: you’re on television more than the Sham Wow guy
Obama: some people only watch The View
Kroft: oh my
Obama: I’m reaching women with daytime tv, the young people with the Daily Show, and the super-elderly with 60 Minutes
Kroft: what is next for you?
Obama: Michelle and I will be contestants on The Amazing Race
Kroft: what have you learned about yourself and the American people
Obama: I’ve learned that the people are suffering greatly and so am I
Kroft: good luck with that
**********************************
Obama: no it was a referendum on a really sucky economy
Kroft: wasn’t it a rejection of your leadership?
Obama: hey we had to spend a lot of money to fix the Bush economy
Kroft: so you’re a Big Government socialist
Obama: no I just didn’t communicate that we were in an emergency requiring we send a trillion dollars to Wall Street bankers
Kroft: voters want smaller government
Obama: but first they want jobs and growth
Kroft: are you saying people don’t hate government ?
Obama: no I’m sure they do -- so do I
Kroft: why did women and blacks stay home or vote for the GOP which traditionally hate them
Obama: because unemployment rose after I was sworn in
Kroft: The Beltway changed you from a hopeless idealist to a corrupt cynic
Obama: that’s not right - but I was too focused on getting things done
Kroft: the Tea Partiers are you from 2 years ago
Obama: hey accomplishing change is really hard to do
Kroft: oh?
Obama: yeah this town is full of a lot of special interests and some real assholes
Kroft: you've lost you're edge
Obama: this city will crush you soul Steve!
Kroft: how have you been compromised?
Obama: I agreed to outrageous spending to get real reform
Kroft: you mean earmarks
Obama: right - maybe I can work with these lunatics to really change Washington
Kroft: do you have any regrets
Obama: look first I addressed the economy and then I did health care because it was risky but necessary
Kroft: what went wrong
Obama: I thought if we offered a bill introduced by Republicans then they might vote for it
Kroft: oh you are so so naive
Obama: heh dude I know
Kroft: is the recession over?
Obama: technically maybe but not for people who are unemployed
Kroft: like dozens of Democratic politicians
Obama: exactly
Kroft: do you get discouraged?
Obama: every damm day steve-o
Kroft: what can you do
Obama: ask the Republicans to pay for infrastructure which will benefit their constituents
Kroft: but the GOP are not interested in that
Obama: I know
Kroft: what is the deal with the tea party?
Obama: we have a great tradition of rebellion and that’s nice but some people think government is pretty useful
Kroft: interesting
Obama: we shall see if they are tools of corporate interests or not
Kroft: what do you think of the GOP leaders
Obama: we’ve always been cordial
Kroft: but they call you the Kenyan Hitler
Obama: true but I said Boehner was a color not found in nature
Kroft: well that is true
Obama: no I once had an Indonesian apricot that was the same hue
Kroft: Bush signed a law which would automatically raise taxes so are you willing to cut them or not raise them for rich people like me and you
Obama: should we borrow $700 billion from our grandchildren to give really really rich people a tax cut?
Kroft: maybe we could build a time machine and get their permission
Obama: look I like rich people too but we just don’t have the money
Kroft: but the GOP runs Congress now
Obama: where is the money??
Kroft: Boehner says we should cut money for poor people to pay tax cuts for the rich
Obama: yeah that sounds like him
Kroft: we’re not talking about rich people - we’re talking about struggling small business people who make $300,000 a year
Obama: good god
Kroft: you’re anti-business
Obama: no I’m pro-consumer
Kroft: businesses need to know what government will do in the future forever
Obama: that’s crazy
Kroft: I know
Obama: it’s important to write rules to restrain bankers and insurers
Kroft: progressives think you’ve lost you’re mojo
Obama: I was so focused on getting things done I forgot to sell it better
Kroft: are a sell-out?
Obama: liberals need to realize some of this country is conservative and always will be and no amount of magic will change that
Kroft: you’re on television more than the Sham Wow guy
Obama: some people only watch The View
Kroft: oh my
Obama: I’m reaching women with daytime tv, the young people with the Daily Show, and the super-elderly with 60 Minutes
Kroft: what is next for you?
Obama: Michelle and I will be contestants on The Amazing Race
Kroft: what have you learned about yourself and the American people
Obama: I’ve learned that the people are suffering greatly and so am I
Kroft: good luck with that
**********************************
This Week with Christiane Amanpour - November 7, 2010
This Week
Guests:
Sen-Elect Rand Paul (R-KY)
Mike Pence (R-IN)
Evan Bayh
John Podesta
Mike Dowd
George Will
Amy Walter
********************************
Amanpour: Hi everyone - the Republicans have their biggest majority in the House since the 1940s
Amanpour: today we have prominent tea party loon Rand Paul - what is your big issue?
Paul: the debt
Amanpour: oh?
Paul: indeed - Republicans doubled the debt and Democrats triple the debt it's so so sad
Amanpour: so how will you balance the budget?
Paul: Constitutional amendment
Amanpour: how realistic
Paul: also a rule requiring spending cuts
Amanpour: ok then
Paul: the GOP won’t cut defense and liberals won’t cut health care
Amanpour: would you cut defense
Paul: sure
Amanpour: how about entitlements?
Paul: absolutely
Amanpour: would you raise the retirement age?
Paul: we have too many lazy old people retiring
Amanpour: will you repeal health care reform?
Paul: it’s unconstitutional!
Amanpour: what about raising taxes
Paul: oh no no
Amanpour: but I thought you wanted to cut the debt
Paul: all we have to do is introduce a balanced budget
Amanpour: what is the Tea Party foreign policy?
Paul: a big powerful expensive defense
and lower debt
Amanpour: could you name some specific cuts?
Paul: freeze federal hiring and cut federal salaries
Amanpour: anything more specific?
Paul: there are lots of books about there
Amanpour: oh there are?
Paul: indeed we should stop printing so many - reading is overrated
Amanpour: good idea Rand
Paul: in Kentucky we balance the budget
Amanpour: how do you do that?
Paul: at the end of the year everyone digs in their couches for spare change
Amanpour: will you vote to raise the debt ceiling?
Paul: no
Amanpour: but then the U.S. will default
Paul: luckily no one likes me so my vote won’t matter
Amanpour: so will you have any influence in Congress?
Paul: we’re the Tea Party - we’re loud and proud
Amanpour: can the tea party compromise with Democrats?
Paul: sure - let’s cut defense
Amanpour: but what about all our fun wars?
Paul: I’m patriotic but I’m starting to wonder whether all these wars are all they’re cracked up to be
Amanpour: oh dear
[ break ]
Amanpour: Mike Pence are you running for President and if so are you crazy
Pence: I will consult with my family and the Lord
Amanpour: Rush Limbaugh?
Pence: that’s right
Amanpour: Dave Stockman what is the Big Lie?
Stockman: both parties have both become Free Lunchers
Amanpour: oh noe
Stockman: the debt is out of control
Pence: in this week Americans rejected liberalism and bailouts
Amanpour: but Republicans were behind the bailout
Pence: maybe but that was before - Republicans
are now against all domestic spending
Amanpour: how interesting
Stockman: criminy we put the GOP in charge and they wrecked everything - we need to take on Grannies, the Pentagon, and Scooter Manufacturers
Pence: the Axis of Evil
Stockman: we have a Credit Card Empire
Amanpour: what is that?
Stockman: its like a Boardwalk Empire after you’ve gone into a casino
Pence: we have to cut spending right now that a black Democrat is President
Stockman: we should raise taxes
Pence: no, no, no anything but that
Stockman: we can’t police the world with this deficit
Pence: if we raise taxes the rich will Go Galt and take the job-creating abilities to the Cayman Islands
Stockman: the Chinese are coming to take us over
Amanpour: why is so much American wealth going to the very rich?
Pence: hey those rich people create all the jobs - those people should get down on their knee and be grateful for the crumbs they get
Stockman: what a shithead
Amanpour: what happens now?
Podesta: Republicans have to offer real ideas
Amanpour: will there be compromise?
Podesta: no
Dowd: the voters want action and results
so Congress and the White House will have to work together
Bayh: well that’s easy to say but the good moderates keep getting pushed aside by the bad activists
Dowd: Obama must credibly reach across the aisle - he has the megaphone therefore this is all his fault
Amanpour: what did all 100 million voters say Amy?
Walter: they said ‘we hate moderates - we want polarization!’
Amanpour: really?
Walter: no they were saying ‘we want jobs’
Amanpour: I hear that
Will: liberals are under the delusion that they improved the economy
Podesta: they did
Amanpour: interesting
Podesta: but now that Obama has fixed the economy he must cut the debt
Bayh: voters want bland boring moderates with
no principles
Amanpour: how lucky for you
Bayh: yay me
Amanpour: now that Warren Buffet has embraced liberal ideas are progressive policies dead?
Podesta: Obama must offer Republicans something they want like a a payroll holiday or Fox News
in every home
Dowd: or the GOP could offer spending cuts
Bayh: voters care about one thing: cutting spending and the debt
Amanpour: I didn’t know that
Bayh: look at the UK they’re doing great with their austerity program
Will: the GOP care about the debt but they really care about lower taxes for rich people
Amanpour: are there any women left in politics?
Walter: sure Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Bachmann and Nikki Haley
Amanpour: oh my - should the Dems reelect Pelosi
Podesta: yes the GOP are scared of her
Bayh: um what [ staring at self in monitor ]
Guests:
Sen-Elect Rand Paul (R-KY)
Mike Pence (R-IN)
Evan Bayh
John Podesta
Mike Dowd
George Will
Amy Walter
********************************
Amanpour: Hi everyone - the Republicans have their biggest majority in the House since the 1940s
Amanpour: today we have prominent tea party loon Rand Paul - what is your big issue?
Paul: the debt
Amanpour: oh?
Paul: indeed - Republicans doubled the debt and Democrats triple the debt it's so so sad
Amanpour: so how will you balance the budget?
Paul: Constitutional amendment
Amanpour: how realistic
Paul: also a rule requiring spending cuts
Amanpour: ok then
Paul: the GOP won’t cut defense and liberals won’t cut health care
Amanpour: would you cut defense
Paul: sure
Amanpour: how about entitlements?
Paul: absolutely
Amanpour: would you raise the retirement age?
Paul: we have too many lazy old people retiring
Amanpour: will you repeal health care reform?
Paul: it’s unconstitutional!
Amanpour: what about raising taxes
Paul: oh no no
Amanpour: but I thought you wanted to cut the debt
Paul: all we have to do is introduce a balanced budget
Amanpour: what is the Tea Party foreign policy?
Paul: a big powerful expensive defense
and lower debt
Amanpour: could you name some specific cuts?
Paul: freeze federal hiring and cut federal salaries
Amanpour: anything more specific?
Paul: there are lots of books about there
Amanpour: oh there are?
Paul: indeed we should stop printing so many - reading is overrated
Amanpour: good idea Rand
Paul: in Kentucky we balance the budget
Amanpour: how do you do that?
Paul: at the end of the year everyone digs in their couches for spare change
Amanpour: will you vote to raise the debt ceiling?
Paul: no
Amanpour: but then the U.S. will default
Paul: luckily no one likes me so my vote won’t matter
Amanpour: so will you have any influence in Congress?
Paul: we’re the Tea Party - we’re loud and proud
Amanpour: can the tea party compromise with Democrats?
Paul: sure - let’s cut defense
Amanpour: but what about all our fun wars?
Paul: I’m patriotic but I’m starting to wonder whether all these wars are all they’re cracked up to be
Amanpour: oh dear
[ break ]
Amanpour: Mike Pence are you running for President and if so are you crazy
Pence: I will consult with my family and the Lord
Amanpour: Rush Limbaugh?
Pence: that’s right
Amanpour: Dave Stockman what is the Big Lie?
Stockman: both parties have both become Free Lunchers
Amanpour: oh noe
Stockman: the debt is out of control
Pence: in this week Americans rejected liberalism and bailouts
Amanpour: but Republicans were behind the bailout
Pence: maybe but that was before - Republicans
are now against all domestic spending
Amanpour: how interesting
Stockman: criminy we put the GOP in charge and they wrecked everything - we need to take on Grannies, the Pentagon, and Scooter Manufacturers
Pence: the Axis of Evil
Stockman: we have a Credit Card Empire
Amanpour: what is that?
Stockman: its like a Boardwalk Empire after you’ve gone into a casino
Pence: we have to cut spending right now that a black Democrat is President
Stockman: we should raise taxes
Pence: no, no, no anything but that
Stockman: we can’t police the world with this deficit
Pence: if we raise taxes the rich will Go Galt and take the job-creating abilities to the Cayman Islands
Stockman: the Chinese are coming to take us over
Amanpour: why is so much American wealth going to the very rich?
Pence: hey those rich people create all the jobs - those people should get down on their knee and be grateful for the crumbs they get
Stockman: what a shithead
Amanpour: what happens now?
Podesta: Republicans have to offer real ideas
Amanpour: will there be compromise?
Podesta: no
Dowd: the voters want action and results
so Congress and the White House will have to work together
Bayh: well that’s easy to say but the good moderates keep getting pushed aside by the bad activists
Dowd: Obama must credibly reach across the aisle - he has the megaphone therefore this is all his fault
Amanpour: what did all 100 million voters say Amy?
Walter: they said ‘we hate moderates - we want polarization!’
Amanpour: really?
Walter: no they were saying ‘we want jobs’
Amanpour: I hear that
Will: liberals are under the delusion that they improved the economy
Podesta: they did
Amanpour: interesting
Podesta: but now that Obama has fixed the economy he must cut the debt
Bayh: voters want bland boring moderates with
no principles
Amanpour: how lucky for you
Bayh: yay me
Amanpour: now that Warren Buffet has embraced liberal ideas are progressive policies dead?
Podesta: Obama must offer Republicans something they want like a a payroll holiday or Fox News
in every home
Dowd: or the GOP could offer spending cuts
Bayh: voters care about one thing: cutting spending and the debt
Amanpour: I didn’t know that
Bayh: look at the UK they’re doing great with their austerity program
Will: the GOP care about the debt but they really care about lower taxes for rich people
Amanpour: are there any women left in politics?
Walter: sure Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Bachmann and Nikki Haley
Amanpour: oh my - should the Dems reelect Pelosi
Podesta: yes the GOP are scared of her
Bayh: um what [ staring at self in monitor ]
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