Guests:
Tim Kaine, DNC Chair
Michael Steele, RNC Chair
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Gregory: Obama has created controversy by taking a popular political position and speaking at a catholic school!
Steele: speaking for all catholics, i can tell you that they should not have given this child murderer a degree - also non-catholics are also troubled because let's face it Notre Dame's football team belongs to us all
Kaine: well there you go again with your big government put-women-in-prison attitude
Gregory: is Obama backtracking on abortion?? After all he hasn't had one since he was elected
Kaine: give him time
Gregory: how pro abortion is Obama?
Steele: oh he's crazy all up and supporting abortion - I'm very concerned that he's not supporting Planned Parenthood and also he watched "Rudy" on tv the other day - dude you can't have it both ways!!
Kaine: well that's stupid
Gregory: name one pro abortion Republican
Steele: Christie Todd Whitman
Gregory: yeah i heard from her about 10 years ago
Gregory: should we have empathy in judges?
Steele: hey fucker we don't need judges with feelings - we need a robot or a lizard or a dick cheney - an unfeeling monster who hates people
Kaine: I think judges need to consider how the law affects human beings
Steele: you don't need to judges to feel sorry for people or being overly sensitive or having a bad day or going through that time of the month
Kaine: people who like people are lucky people
Steele: well i hate people and we need judges who do too
Gregrory: Pelosi apparently waterboarded lots of people
Kaine: that's a lie
Gregory: but the CIA says she knew
Kaine: that's a lie as well
Steele: the central question on torture is what did nancy pelosi know and when did she know it
Gregory: should we have a truth commission?
Steele: yeah let’s sure investigate Pelosi’s complicity on torture fucker
Kaine: so we agree it was torture and we agree it was wrong
Steele: no no no the point is Nancy Pelosi is the focus on whatever bullshit we can throw out
Gregrory: was it torture?
Steele: oh i shouldn't say after all I'm a moron
Gregory: c'mon you can tell us
Steele: no I have no opinion on boiling people in oil
Gregory: is torture wrong?
Steele: dude who can say
Gregory: Cheney is pro torture
Steele: he's just a private citizen - who cares?
Gregory: but Cheney says he prefers Rush to Powell
Steele: i like all Republicans from Rush to Schwarzenegger Reagan to Mary Bono and Gopher in the Love Boat
Kaine: except for Arlen Specter
Steele: no that's different he's never been in any bad movies
Gregory: so you embrace every Republican except those who voted for the stimulus bill
Steele: that's a dealbreaker because they worked with Obama
Gregory: your party is fucked
Steele: it's true that we have bad ideas but it's important have balance with truth and lies
Gregory: Is Obama backtracking on promises he made to liberals on torture pictures!
Kaine: no he's copyrighted those photos and he's going to put out a special commermorative coffee table book
Steele: this fucking President reversed the order banning abortions overseas
Gregory: um what?
Steele: also he stopped the GOP plan to give poor black kids a free college education
Kaine: you're a loony
Gregory: health care reform is too expensive isn't it?
Kaine: no we must have it to save money
Steele: no one is talking about the most important issue - tort reform!
Gregory: oh
Steele: also we must have a table with insurers and the drug companies at it
Kaine: well fine we can make a deal then
Steele: well fine let's do tort reform and all our problems will be solved
Gregrory: is Obama a socialist?
Steele: he's my buddy and that's all that matters
Gregrory: so he's not a socialist?
Steele: i dunno
Gregory: the president mocked your attempt to reach out to blacks!
Steele: whazzup! [ puts hat on backwards ]
Gregory: [ attempts high five, misses ]
well it works better with karl rove
[ break ]
Gregrory: what the hell is wrong with the GOP?
Brownstein: they're driving out everyone who isn't a southern conservative christian lunatic
Noonan: i like a big tent with big tent poles
Gregrory: huh?
Noonan: their epic failure is just what they need to come back better than ever
Gregrory: what else
Noonan: they need to speak the english language which the current administration doesn't do so good
Gregory: you mean "well"
Nooner: you're a gooder talker
Gregory: you spoke with Obama
Meacham: yes they are falling apart like the Democrats in 1980
Gregory: so they will come back in 12 years!
Meachem: Obama keeps getting lucky
Haas: Obama is a good guy but he may not be imperial enough
Gregory: Pelosi says she was told waterboarding did not take place which means she knew!
Brownstein: oh no!
Gregory: Panetta said that the CIA doesn't usually lie
Brownstein: this isn't about the truth about torture - it's really about blaming Obama for everything Bush did
Gregory: oh my
Brownstein: Pelosi's inflammatory and that's bad in Washington DC
Noonan: this is shocking - the end result might be that people will ask questions and the truth might come out
Gregory: the only issue we need to talk about is why didn't the Democrats stop our hero George Bush from doing evil things
Haas: Democrats were scared of looking unpatriotic - why don't Democrats save us the GOP in the face of accusations that they hate America?
Audience: ah the story of the last 30 years
Gregory: Haas you're a hawk but you're calling for limited imperial wars
Meacham: Obama's like Spock - he believes getting stuck in a land war in Asia is not logical
Gregory: but does that mean that every 7 years he invades a random nation?
Meacham: Bush is a Klingon - warlike but put much stake on honor
Haas: Cheney is romulan - tricky and evil
Gregory: Obama seems like a pragmatist who plays 3 dimensional chess
Brownstein: he's coopting insurers and drug companies
Gregory: smart
Brownstein: then he got coal makers to agree on his energy plan
Gregory: that’s great - raising the question - but is he doing too much?
Noonan: speaking for regular Americans i can say they are very concerned about the large projected deficit and that Obama is doing a million things and the people don't like that
Meacham: I agree the Presidencies of Reagan and Bush show how people fret about the debt
Noonan: see!
Meacham: i was kidding stupid - i think the American people are grown-up enough to have a smart and busy president
Noonan: oh pooh
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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Old Russian saying...You can tell same lie 1000 time(Ms. Pelosi) but not change truth!
Difference between USSR Communist media and USA "mainstream media"
In Russia government make media say what they want - even if lie.
In USA "mainstream media" try make government what they want - even if lie..
.....eventually they become same thing?!
I Igor produce Obama Birth Certificate at www.igormaro.org
I like your version so much better. Well done!
If you go to Igormarxo, it will be 5 of the worst minutes of your life. You've been warned.
I don't understand why a Russian guy blogs on American politics. He can't even formulate an english sentance...probably why he blogs for the right wing agenda.
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