Matthews: OMG Sotomayor is a hawt Latina!!
Obama: you're fucking right!
Whitaker: she's a three-fer -- hispanic, female and from the Bronx
Kornbluth: the Republicans would have opposed Joan of Arc
Matthews: that uppity hallucinating bitch!
Heileman: she's actually a centrist but she helps them with 25% of the population
Chris: irish catholics?
Heileman: no Hispanics dumbass
Matthews: she's such a risky choice what with the Yale degree and the ovaries
Cooper: it's not risky, it's brilliant
Matthews: let me quote Rush Limbaugh on her legal decisions
Cooper: of course
Heileman: hey stupid - in Ricci she let the local government decision stand that's judicial restraint
Matthews: but Reverse Discrimination! Reagan Democrats! la Raza!
Heileman: that was 30 years ago weirdo
Matthews: how can someone get on the court if they were ever reversed by the Supreme Court?!?
Cooper: that hasn't happened - but if it did that would be bad - it would prove she's stupid
Whitaker: no it would show the Courts interpreting law
Matthews: will she ramrod the men?
Kornbluth: did you miss you psychiatric appointment this week Tweety?
Matthews: what if Obama continues favoring minorities and women???
Heileman: get used to it Tweetums
Matthews: it will be hot fight this summer!
Cooper: hola!
Whitaker: ay caramba!
Kornbluth: y quiero sotomayor!
Heileman: ayyi!
Matthews: Obama can't possibly compete with a heroic WWII veteran like Ronald Reagan when he goes to Normandy
Heileman: that's irrelevant - this trip is about reaching out to crazy muslims
Cooper: right he has to unite Arabs and Israelis which should be easy for him
Whitaker: he will reach out in public and then tell the moderates in the middle east it's up to them
Matthews: which moderates?
Whitaker: Bibi and Hamas
Kornbluth: Obama is trying to talk around the Muslim filter
Matthews: pierce the veil!
Whitaker: Obama is hoping liberals get elected in Iran
Matthews: or else what?
Whitaker: Obama will have to declare war
Kornbluth: California is utter crisis - it's fun!
Heileman: California will have a new reverse ballot initiative to repeal the old ballot initiative to rewrite the Constitution again
Tweety: wow!
Matthews: talk Gitmoe to me!
Cooper: lose it
Whitaker: hey ho it's got to go!
Kornbluth: it's not as much fun as you've heard
Heileman: NIMBY wins as always!
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