The Chris Matthews Show - September 23, 2007

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The Chris Matthews Show
September 23, 2007
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Matthews: It could be a Subway Series will Hillary Clinton vs. Rudy Giuliani but do Americans hate New York???

Heileman: no people luv New York especially NYU it’s the best

Matthews: Go Fighting Violets!

O'Donnell: no New York burned Atlanta but that wasn't Rudy's fault

Matthews: but Rudy tawks funny

O'Donnell: he's America's hero

Sully: Hillary is a phony

Matthews: i love it!! let's show a 10 year tape attacking Hillary!! Ha!

O'Donnell: some say Hillary is a phony bitch

Sully: she's polarizing if she is the nominee it will be worst thing in the history of the world

Matthews: but you agree with her

Sully: yes but she's a castrating she-devil

Matthews: i love it when Rudy threatens to kill people who disagree with him

Panel: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Matthews: rudy is teh Flamingo Kid he's Matt Dillon

Heileman: hes Teh Outsider

Matthews: Give me some psychobabble

Heileman: Matthews on your show that is redundant

Matthews: i love it!

Panel: she wins over him

Parker: no he's a real man people luv it

O'Donnell: but why?

Parker: it's her voice and her finger-wagging

Matthews: ha i love it women will withhold sex from their hubbies if Hillary is the nominee

Matthews: rudy is teh Flamingo Kid he's Matt Dillon

Heileman: hes teh Outsider

Matthews: Give me some psychobabble

Heileman: Chris on your show that is redundant

Matthews: i love it!

Panel: Hillary will beat Rudy

Parker: no he's a real man people luv it

O'Donnell: but why?

Parker: it's her scary voice and her finger-wagging

Matthews: ha i love it!! Women will withhold sex from their hubbies if Hillary is the nominee

Sully: she appeals to our worst instincts

Matthews: let me show a 10 year old tape making her look bad

Panel: groan

Matthews: let me show a clip calling her devilish

O'Donnell: some say she is an inauthentic castrator

Sully: the attempt to stop being phony just shows she is phony

Panel: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matthews: Bush going after Moveon.org and the Democrat party he sez they should be afraid of irritating the US military

Sully: that group is disgusting they're a 5th column of traitors and they're still better than Bush

Matthews: who's winning moveon or Bush

Heileman: the liberals are dirty fucking hippies they would be more effective if they washed

Matthews: will Hillary surrender to the Lefties and act sensibly on the war?

O'Donnell: no she will not give in to the Lefties!!

Matthews: but she's with them on the war!

O'Donnell: well yeah except for that

Sully: but that's not fair the whole country is against the war now

Matthews: i'm confused why do we hate liberal bloggers again?

Sully: they never shower or leave the house

Matthews: i love you Sully

Tweety: Predictions!

O'Donnell: dirty Dems will win lots of seats

Heileman: Bloomberg will get in the race maybe

Parker: human trafficking is going to be really big

Matthews: only the hippies care about that Kathleen

Sully: Iowa is really important because we must stop Hillary

Matthews: how can we stop her!!!??

Matthews: ha ha ha ha who is Rudy is he Matt Dillon or Don Knotts??????

O'Donnell: ha put it on vibrate

Matthews: ha when Rudy debates Hillary she will cut off his balls ha!