Sunday, October 27, 2013

This Week with George Stephanopoulos - October 27, 2013

Terry Moran
Sen. Jon Barrasso (R-WY)
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV)
Dick Cheney

Stephanopoulos: OMG can the
Obamacare website be fixed?

Reporter: probably – if Kentucky
can do it anyone can

Stephanopoulos: what about the website?

Barrasso: it's outrageous that White House
employees don't have to sign up even
through the website but people
without insurance probably do

Stephanopoulos: Joe you have called
for a delay of the mandate

Manchin: sure why not – let's keep the
benefits of the program but not have any penalties

Stephanopoulos: very brave of you

Manchin: thanks

Stephanopoulos: don't people need Obamacare?

Barrasso: no it doesn't provide free
health care like the GOP plan

Stephanopoulos: do you think Sibelius
should be fired?

Manchin: what a bullshit question

Stephanopoulos: nevertheless

Manchin: we are a great free-market-based
capitalist nation – let's join up and
help Team America!

Stephanopoulos: how about Team America?

Barrasso: that's nice but Obamacare is
killing people and even Saturday Night Live
is making fun of Sibelius which means
she's lost the trust of the American people

Stephanopoulos: will the White House
agree to a delay?

Manchin: no one should be forced to
buy a health insurance policy unless its free

Steph: thanks for coming

Stephanopoulos: OMG the U.S. spied on Germany!

Moran: the hits just keep on coming
from Edward Snowden to protect
the privacy German leaders

Stephanopoulos: wow

Snowden: public servants work for
us and they don't get to decide
which secrets to reveal – I do

Moran: holy shit the United States spied
on the German Chancellor in 2006

Stephanopoulos: OMG Obama is a time-traveler!?!

Moran: it would appear so

Stephanopoulos: this is incredible

Moran: American spying is deeply
shocking and an invasion of citizens' privacy

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: Dick tell me about 
this spying program

Cheney: I could tell but then I'd have
to shoot you in the face

Stephanopoulos: please don't

Cheney: look we spy – get over it

Stephanopoulos: okay but it's open
now due to Snowden

Cheney: I will strangle that little
weasel if get the chance

Stephanopoulos: did we spy or not?

Cheney: my existence while
repugnant to you saves lives

Stephanopoulos: I want the truth!

Cheney: you can't handle the truth!

Cheney: what should Congress do about Iran?

Stephanopoulos: impeach Obama

Stephanopoulos: anything else?

Cheney: his Iran talks will fail like
Obama's failure to bomb Syria

Stephanopoulos: he got their weapons of
mass destruction without starting a war which
is kind of the opposite of what you did

Cheney: Obama is pivoting to Asia –
it's as if he doesn't want another
middle east war

Stephanopoulos: it's baffling

Cheney: our friends don't trust us
and our enemies don't fear us

Stephanopoulos: could that be because
you lied about WMD, let bin Laden get
away and about screwed up two wars?

Cheney: no

Stephanopoulos: you wanted to 
bomb Syria and Iran

Cheney: George W. Bush was a fucking coward

Stephanopoulos: strong words

Cheney: if Bush had any balls we'd
have Iran on its knees right now

Stephanopoulos: 20% think the GOP do
what's best and 52% support Obama

Cheney: the GOP needs a new
generation of leaders like my daughter

Stephanopoulos: Mike Enzi said your
whole family blindsided him

Cheney: he also said we're fishing
buddies – that's a lie!

Stephanopoulos: he lied about being
your friend – who would do that?

Cheney: if we were fishing buddies
he'd have a fish hook in the eye

Stephanopoulos: isn't the real problem
reaching beyond the GOP base?

Cheney: we need to move the
primary dates – that will solve everything

Stephanopoulos: that's all?

Cheney: if you ask me one more
stupid question I will have you killed

Stephanopoulos: ok ok

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