Guests:
Jon
Karl
Donald
Trump
Sen.
Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Stephanopoulos:
omg the
New
Hampshire
primary
is in two
days!
Stephanopoulos:
Trump leads
by double digits!
Karl:
Trump said he won't
invade
every other
nation!
Trump:
you win with Trump!
Cruz:
I like the Donald
Christie:
you're
stupid a
weasel
Rubio:
Obama knows what he's doing!
Kasich:
can't
we all just get along?
Bush:
Trump tried to take
stuff
from
an
old lady who
is not my mother
Trump:
rich people hate me
Karl:
Trump went after the
audience
which is really weird
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome
Donald Trump
Trump:
thank you James
Stephanopoulos:
how was it
last night?
Trump:
it was a fun debate
Stephanopoulos:
you tried to
take an old
woman's
house for
your casino parking lot
Trump:
I was very nice to
her
and
only
sued her
for
three years
Stephanopoulos:
you took it up
to the highest court
Trump:
I could've
sued even
higher
Stephanopoulos:
any
second
thoughts
about
running the most racist campaign
in
modern history?
Trump:
you would
have
no
hospitals
without eminent
domain!
Stephanopoulos:
the debate
crowd
was mad at you
Trump:
those were all rich
people
bribing
Jeb Bush
Stephanopoulos:
probably
Trump:
Bush used eminent
domain
for his baseball stadium!
Stephanopoulos:
that was
George
W Bush
not Jeb Bush
Trump:
it's all one family!
Stephanopoulos:
right
Trump:
the whole crowd
was
paid by Jeb
Bush
Stephanopoulos:
you want to bring back
something
worse than waterboarding
Trump:
America
is under
siege!
Stephanopoulos:
all
right
Trump:
Americans
are
living in
Medieval
Times
Stephanopoulos:
you would
authorize torture?
Trump:
I
would order much
worse than torture!
Stephanopoulos:
do
we win by
being
just
like our enemies?
Trump:
we're living in the most
evil times in history!
Stephanopoulos:
well
there was the Holocaust
Trump:
I've
studied
at
Medieval
Times!
Stephanopoulos:
no
doubt
Trump:
they're
chopping
heads off!
Stephanopoulos:
so you would
also chop
heads
off
Trump:
yes!
Stephanopoulos:
golly
Trump:
our
enemies laugh at us –
they
love waterboarding
Stephanopoulos:
amazing
Trump:
no wonder
the terrorists are
winning!
Stephanopoulos:
you
claim you opposed
the
Iraq
war
but there
is no
evidence for
this
Trump:
I
opposed it in 2004
Stephanopoulos:
but
that's
after the
war
turned
into a bungled quagmire
based
on a lie
Trump:
technically
Stephanopoulos:
you're
going
to
ban
gay
marriage
Trump:
I
will bring people together!
Stephanopoulos:
how
does that work
Trump:
this
country has never
been
this divided
Stephanopoulos:
well
maybe during Antietam
Trump:
I
opposed the Antietam war!
Stephanopoulos:
the
American
people
approve
of gay
marriage
Trump:
well
I don't
Stephanopoulos:
so
you oppose equality
Trump:
we're
going to bring people together !
Stephanopoulos:
but
that's the
opposite
of bringing people together
Trump:
we'll
see
Stephanopoulos:
how
do
you
like New Hampshire?
Trump:
I
won Iowa!
Stephanopoulos:
you
came in second
Trump:
no
no
– I
won in Iowa
Stephanopoulos:
actually
you
really
did come in second
Trump:
well
anyway
I
beat Rubio
Stephanopoulos:
what
happened to
that
guy during the debate?
Trump:
he's
a loser!
Stephanopoulos:
will
you win New
Hampshire?
Trump:
they'd
better vote
for me
because
I will a great president
Stephanopoulos:
thanks
for coming
Trump:
you too Jake
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome
Marco
Rubio:
nice to talk to you Steph
Rubio: [ on tape ]
Let's
dispel the nation!
Obama
knows what he's doing!
Dispel
it! Dispel it with fire!
Stephanopoulos:
you
come
across
like robotic
idiot
Rubio:
Obama
is purposefully
trying
to destroy
America!
Stephanopoulos:
I
see
Rubio:
it's
part of a plan!
Stephanopoulos:
you
endlessly
repeat
canned speeches
Rubio:
it's
what I believe
Stephanopoulos:
I
see
Rubio:
Barack
Obama is
trying
to weaken America
Stephanopoulos:
I
see
Rubio:
soon
it will be
too
late to
save
America
Stephanopoulos:
Lindsay
Graham
said
you sucked
Rubio:
well
he supports Jeb
Stephanopoulos:
true
Rubio:
no
one else know more
about
foreign policy than me
Stephanopoulos:
Trump
wants
to commit
war
crimes worse
than waterboarding –
where
do you stand on torture
Rubio:
we
have to keep our really
awesome
pain
infliction secrets
Stephanopoulos:
right
Rubio:
right
now we're
not
interrogating
terrorists
Stephanopoulos:
we're
not?
Rubio:
yes
–
Obama isn't
doing
anything
against
terrorists!
Stephanopoulos:
you
don't support
abortion
exceptions
even
for rape or incest
Rubio:
abortion
is not a political issue
Stephanopoulos:
it's
not?
Rubio:
besides
I
have supported
exceptions
in
the past
Stephanopoulos:
well
what
is
your
position on
abortion
Rubio:
I
will sign a law with exceptions
Stephanopoulos:
all
right
Rubio:
but
I
will never change my
personal
beliefs that
there should
be
no exceptions
Stephanopoulos:
I
don't
underestand
Rubio:
I
think a fetus has a right to
live
but I will sign a law with exceptions
Stephanopoulos:
since
you're not
making
sense
let's
move on
Stephanopoulos:
what
is it a mistake to
support
amnesty in
the Gang
of
Eight
bill
Rubio:
when
I'm
president it will be different
Stephanopoulos:
would
you sign a bill
granting amnesty as president?
Rubio:
no
because I've
changed my mind
Stephanopoulos:
okay
then
Rubio:
I
will never sign a bill
without sealing the border
Stephanopoulos:
so
do you
regret
supporting
amnesty
Rubio:
no
because illegals are bad
Stephanopoulos:
is
Trump
ready
to
be
commander in chief
Rubio:
no
he's needs to learn foreign
policy
Stephanopoulos:
strong
words
Rubio:
North
Korea
is about
start a war with Guam!
Stephanopoulos:
my
goodness
Rubio:
on
my first day in office I
expect
North
Korea
to attack Los
Angeles
Stephanopoulos:
so
Trump is
not
ready to
be President
Rubio:
the
leader of North
Korea
is a total
lunatic!
Stephanopoulos:
so
Trump can
relate well to him
Rubio:
good point
Stephanopoulos:
your
plan is to keep
coming
in third until you win
Rubio:
I
am not going anywhere!
Stephanopoulos:
but
you failed last night
Rubio:
I
am not going anywhere!
Stephanopoulos:
thanks
for coming Marco
Stephanopoulos:
I
am not going anywhere!
Stephanopoulos:
he's
got a glitch again
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