Wednesday, February 17, 2016

This Week with George Stephanopoulos – February 14 , 2016


Guests:
Pierre Thomas
Jon Karl
Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Donald Trump
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)



Stephanopoulos: omg scalia died!

Stephanopoulos: there is already
an epic battle for his successor!

Thomas: he was a giant in the law

Thomas: and no he was not murdered

Thomas: he was a conservative champion!

Obama: Scalia influenced a generation

Thomas: all of Washington is stunned!

Karl: the battle lines are being drawn!

Karl: It's a titanic fight!

Karl: Mitch McConnell says the 
court should not function until 
we have a white President

Obama: fuck that shit

Trump: delay! delay! delay!

Cruz: Obama is not allowed
to nominate anyone

Kasich: we should not allow the
black President to do anything

Stephanopoulos: this could go on for a year!

Karl: one third of all Supreme
Court cases end in a fist fight

Stephanopoulos: omg there was
a nasty a GOP debate this week

Rubio: Cruz is a liar!

Trump: Rubio is liar!

Kasich: let's bash Obama instead!

Trump: Jeb is stupid!

Jeb: he hates Hispanic women

Trump: no I hate all women

Jeb: my brother kept us safe!

Trump: he gave us 9/11 dipshit

Audience: booooo

Trump: Bush lied about Iraq!

Cruz: Rubio is an illegal immigrant

Rubio: he doesn't he speak Spanish!

Cruz: me habla esperanto

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: welcome back Senator Cruz

Cruz: hola jorge

Stephanopoulos: Reagan nominated
Anthony Kennedy with 13 months left

Cruz: no the Constitution forbids exercise
of Presidential power with 12 months left in a term

Stephanopoulos: no it doesn't

Cruz: the Democrats refused to confirm Bjork

Stephanopoulos: I recall that

Cruz: the Court is exquisitely balanced now
why ruin it with another justice who will
unbalance it and make it topple over

Stephanopoulos: strong argument

Cruz: the people should decide
the next justice

Stephanopoulos: like a referendum

Cruz: we should not allow a lame
duck President to steal the court

Stephanopoulos: you're not big
on democracy or law are you

Cruz: Obama is trying to steal 
a conservative seat!

Stephanopoulos: will you filibuster
anyone Obama nominates?

Cruz: yes the people should choose
the next justice

Stephanopoulos: they could vote 
on their phones

Cruz: if Democrats want to fill this
vacancy they should the Presidential election

Stephanopoulos: I was under the 
impression they did

Cruz: if Obama names Scalia's successor
our fetuses will not have guns

Stephanopoulos: the people had a
choice and they elected Barack Obama

Cruz: but that was three years
ago so it doesn't count

Stephanopoulos: you were elected 
three years ago

Cruz: elections have consequences!

Stephanopoulos: isn't that the point

Cruz: Republican Supreme Court
nominees turn out to be disasters!

Stephanopoulos: if you say so

Cruz: liberals will take guns 
away from our soldiers

Stephanopoulos: I did not know that

Cruz: Trump will appoint a liberal!

Stephanopoulos: you supported 
John Roberts

Cruz: that was a mistake

Stephanopoulos: I see

Cruz: Trump supports Chuck Schumer
who is a Jew from New York city

Stephanopoulos: go on

Cruz: Trump's sister performs a
bortions on the bench

Stephanopoulos: golly

Cruz: Donald Trump is not a
conservative – he's a wacko

Stephanopoulos: coming from
you that's saying something

Cruz: Trumps loves partial birth abortions!

Stephanopoulos: is that right?

Cruz: Planned Parenthood does
bad things and no good things

Stephanopoulos: okay

Cruz: I've devoted my life to the
Conservative movement 
– what has Trump ever done?

Stephanopoulos: he once created a
board game about how awesome he is

Cruz: I don't want to look at my 
daughters and say 'girls you have 
freedom of choice because daddy 
failed to stop a megalomaniac'

Stephanopoulos: that would be awkward

Cruz: we can't elect a liberal game show host!

Stephanopoulos: plus Alex Trebek
was born in Canada and so is not eligible

Cruz: I wouldn't go that far

Stephanopoulos: oh right

Cruz: it makes no sense to elect a
reality show star commander in chief

Stephanopoulos: perhaps not

Cruz: he's a creature of the
fevered swamp of the left

Stephanopoulos: that sounds scary

Cruz: Trump won't keep us safe!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming Ted

Cruz: muchas gracias

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: Ted Cruz says
you're a leftist abortion lover

Trump: he's an idiot and no one like him

Stephanopoulos: that is true

Trump: he's not a leader!

Stephanopoulos: perhaps not

Trump: the war in Iraq was a mistake!

Stephanopoulos: that's true

Trump: he's nasty and disgraceful

Stephanopoulos: oooh

Trump: he's a anti-Chrisitian and a fraud

Stephanopoulos: did you really 
want impeach George W. Bush?

Trump: of course – let's not 
be politically correct

Stephanopoulos: tough words

Trump: Jeb took a week to
decide Iraq was a bad idea

Stephanopoulos: why rush it

Trump: we de-stabilised the whole region!

Stephanopoulos: a bit

Trump: In 2004 I said don't invade a Iraq

Stephanopoulos: a year after the invasion

Trump: in 2004 I said don't do this war

Stephanopoulos: a bit late

Stephanopoulos: you said impeaching
Bush would be wonderful thing

Trump: we all make mistakes but
that boy oh boy invading Iraq was a beauty

Stephanopoulos: fair point

Trump: I love the wounded warriors!

Stephanopoulos: we all do

Trump: now Iran is taking over Iraq!

Stephanopoulos: got it

Trump: I said keep the oil!

Stephanopoulos: you did?

Trump: I said bomb the oil!

Stephanopoulos: oh okay

Stephanopoulos: Cruz says you 
will appoint your sister who is a 
liberal to the Supreme Court

Trump: my sister is a brilliant
person and I was joking

Stephanopoulos: he says you
are you real conservative

Trump: John Roberts gave us Obamacare!

Stephanopoulos: sort of

Trump: he voted for Obamacare
twice all because of Ted Cruz

Stephanopoulos: I see

Trump: Ted Cruz should shut 
his fucking mouth

Stephanopoulos: the crowd 
booed you last night

Trump: that room was full of lobbyists

Stephanopoulos: very mean lobbyists

Trump: Jeb is a total failure!

Stephanopoulos: go on

Trump: I'm the only one who can beat Hillary!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming Donald

Trump: you too Jack

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: welcome Senator Rubio

Rubio: nice to be here Steph

Stephanopoulos: everyone is
calling you a robot

Rubio: I'm not running
against Republicans

Stephanopoulos: um yes you are

Rubio: Cruz lies about my positions
on abortion and gays and immigration

Stephanopoulos: he does?

Rubio: yes I hate all of them

Stephanopoulos: will you filibuster any
Supreme Court nominee put forward by the President

Rubio: we should not appoint
any justices until after the election

Stephanopoulos: so as President you
would not do anything in your fourth year?

Rubio: there is legal precedent to have
no nominees in the President's second term

Stephanopoulos: amazing

Rubio: the next President should make
the appointment and that person should be me

Stephanopoulos: Trump said Bush
was wrong to invade Iraq

Rubio: that's disturbing

Stephanopoulos: he said Bush lied

Rubio: let's dispel with the
notion that Bush is a liar

Rubio: Bush didn't lie! He's just invaded
a big country in the middle east by mistake

Stephanopoulos: will you support 
Trump in November

Rubio: yes because Bernie 
Sanders is a communist

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming Marco

Rubio: you too Josh



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