Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT)
Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND)
Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX)
Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT)
Rep. Chris Gibson (R-NY)
Rep. Bobby Schilling (R-IL)
Amanpour: Obama is giving a State of the Union address - what will he say?!
Tapper: Obama took a shellacking but now his
poll numbers up!
Gergen: shockingly I think he should move to the center and work with Republicans and businesses
Tapper: and repeal the health care law
Obama: I love fat cats!
Cats: I can haz exportz?
Gergen: His theme should be repealing
Tapper: but the debt!
Amanpour: it’s a pivotal time for Obama!
Obama: it’s always pivotal Christiane
Amanpour: I will find out what Obama has to do win reelection by talking to three people who couldn’t get reelected
Lieberman: He must take great risks to attack the biggest threat since Ramadan - the debt
Hutchinson: Obamacare caused the lost of six million jobs in 2008
Conrad: we must reduce America’s reliance on foreign energy by being more lazy
Amanpour: all three of you have great records
of working with conservatives - why are you quitting now?
Lieberman: I want to try being widely despised in whole other areas
Amanpour: Are you leaving because no one
Lieberman: that has nothing to do with it
Amanpour: Beltway pundits love you
Lieberman: I could have won my election if wanted to
Amanpour: that’s not what I hear
Lieberman: feel the Joementum!
Amanpour: why do people in heart of America hate democrats?
Conrad: because of TARP which Bush did
Amanpour: anything else
Conrad: also people in the Midwest hate
Amanpour: Kay you’re too liberal for the Tea Party - are they insane?
Hutchinson: not at all they’re wonderful weirdos
Amanpour: I see
Hutchinson: I would have won also
Amanpour: So you and Joe are both delusional
Hutchinson: I read Tea Party blogs and I’m amazed at how psychotic they are
Amanpour: why do they hate you so much?
Hutchinson: I don’t know - I said the stimulus was just like the Holocaust
Amanpour: the Village cried itself to sleep when
you three retired
Lieberman: the GOP reached out the President on Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
Amanpour: oh really
Lieberman: we need to raise Gross National Confidence
Amanpour: well you’re quitting so that should help
Conrad: we need to cut Social Security and Medicare
Amanpour: what about the military?
Conrad: Chris do you want us to be invaded by North Korea?
Amanpour: Kay who’s your date to the SOTU?
Conrad: I’ll go with you darling
Lieberman: it’s just like high school - no one
wants to sit with me
Amanpour: you idiots are adorable
Amanpour: the President has to work with a new Congress of dentists, pizza makers and
reality tv stars
Schilling: I was amazed to find that Nancy Pelosi isn’t Satan
Lee: I have modest goals - just amend the Constitution to balance the budget
Amanpour: did the Tuscon shooting increase civility?
Schilling: If Obama stops being so mean to Republicans
Lee: If we are nicer to each the shooter wins
Amanpour: what will you cut?
Amanpour: Okay then