Sunday, October 23, 2016

This Week with George Stephanopoulos – October 23, 2016

Eric Trump – Trump campaign
Joel Benenson – Clinton campaign
Evan McMullin – Conservative 
Presidential candidate
Martha Raddatz

Stephanopoulos: wow there's only a few
more days until this crazy election is over

Stephanopoulos: Hillary leads
by a whopping 12 points

Stephanopoulos: 69% don't 
like Donald Trump

Stephanopoulos: it's the biggest lead ever

Stephanopoulos: meanwhile 
the Donald is struggling

Trump: how's my hair doing -
am I right people?

Stephanopoulos: he got booed 
at a charity event and tore up his notes
after the debate and then 
stalked off an interview

Trump: what a waste of time this campaign
has been for all of us but especially me

Trump: every woman lied about me!

Trump: they will all be sued!

Clinton: oh please

Trump: we're going to shock the world!

Stephanopoulos: Hillary is now
pitching herself to Trump voters

Clinton: I care about you and will
listen to your crazy-ass concerns
about brown people

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: welcome Eric Trump

Eric Trump: thanks Jim

Stephanopoulos: you're
losing in every single poll

Eric Trump: you can't trust polls

Stephanopoulos: oh no?

Eric Trump: no just look at the LA Times poll!

Stephanopoulos: okay

Eric Trump: we can win in Michigan!
We can still win this election!

Stephanopoulos: do you really
think you're winning?

Eric Trump: no but there's
a lot of love out there

Stephanopoulos: that's nice

Eric Trump: we're getting votes from 
unions and even the police who 
always vote for democrats

Stephanopoulos: are you living
in a bubble of unreality?

Eric Trump: not at all – 10,000 people
came out yesterday for a Trump rally

Stephanopoulos: that's good

Eric Trump: and only 600 people came
out to see Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine

Stephanopoulos: I'm gonna check that

Eric Trump: I really think we're going to win

Stephanopoulos: I would like access
to the drugs you're on

Eric Trump: coke? Meth? E?

Stephanopoulos: I was kidding

Eric Trump: people don't need
another politician in the White House

Stephanopoulos: god forbid

Eric Trump: were figting super PACs 
and the media and reality

Stephanopoulos: is your father
very depressed right now seeing
as he's losing to a girl

Eric Trump: no he's thrilled to be winning

Stephanopoulos: right

Eric Trump: he's carried the weight 
of the county for months

Stephanopoulos: well it won't much longer
until he go back to ogoling underage
naked beauty pageant contestants

Eric Trump: you never see any 
Clinton lawn signs!

Stephanopoulos: is he really going to
sue all these women since your father
bragged about groping?

Eric Trump: where were these
women before the election?

Stephanopoulos: they were suing him

Eric Trump: these multiple false 
assault accusations were coordinated!

Stephanopoulos: oh I see

Eric Trump: it was all stop us
talking about the wikileaks bombshells!

Stephanopoulos: right

Eric Trump: to think otherwise is so naïve!

Stephanopoulos: do you think the release of Clinton campaign e-mails provided voters with valuable information?

Eric Trump: unquestionably yes!

Stephanopoulos: so when will with the Trump campaign release their internal e-mails?

Eric Trump: huh?

Stephanopoulos: thought so

Eric Trump: the DNC is bragging 
about inciting violence!

Stephanopoulos: oh no

Eric Trump: the DNC is so disgusting!

Stephanopoulos: you tell 'em eric

Eric Trump: I'm very sad
no one talks about this

Stephanopoulos: we are talking about it

Eric Trump: not enough

Stephanopoulos: so you swear he's
going to sue these women after the election?

Eric Trump: we need to more
Presidents willing to sue women

Stephanopoulos: the 'People magazine' 
reporter told six people at the time 
that Trump assaulted her

Eric Trump: I just don't believe it

Stephanopoulos: by the way what's the
proof your dad opposed the Iraq war again?

Eric Trump: he told Sean Hannity!

Stephanopoulos: right

Eric Trump: the Clinton machine 
is so fully of dirty tricks

Stephanopoulos: how upsetting for you

Eric Trump: they pay to incite fights at rallies!

Stephanopoulos: oh my

Eric Trump: Hillary makes fun of
Christians and Latinos!

Stephanopoulos: will the Donald
accept the election results?

Eric Trump: yes he will if he wins

Stephanopoulos: oh good

Eric Trump: there are many
dead people on the voter rolls!

Stephanopoulos: but they don't vote

Eric Trump: but they're high numbers!

Stephanopoulos: so he won't 
accept the election

Eric Trump: the media have 
rigged the election!

Stephanopoulos: you whine an awful lot

Eric Trump: that's two million dead people!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for 
coming Barron

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: welcome Joel

Benenson: thanks George

Stephanopoulos: did the DNC pay 
for violence at rallies?

Benenson: hey Trump urges supporters 
to punch people

Stephanopoulos: but are you paying 
for violence?

Benenson: I don't think we are

Stephanopoulos: you don't sound sure

Benenson: he wants people
carried out on a stretcher!

Stephanopoulos: is this race over?

Benenson: it's not over until people vote

Stephanopoulos: not technically

Benenson: she's reaching out to
independents and undecideds and
Trump supporters and other assorted idiots

Stephanopoulos: but what about her e-mails?

Benenson: that issue would hurt more
if Trump wasn't an unhinged lunatic

Stephanopoulos: do you take
foreign lobbying money?

Benenson: those wiki e-mails
may be forged by the Russians

Stephanopoulos: well are they or not?

Benenson: I don't know

Stephanopoulos: why not?

Benenson: the Russians are
meddling in a U.S. election!

Stephanopoulos: hey at least 
they take interest

Benenson: Trump is cheering Putin on

Stephanopoulos: is she trying to
win this election or trying to get
a Democratic Senate?

Benenson: look we gotta win but it's
not worth much without Congress

Stephanopoulos: how does she unite America?

Benenson: she worked with Republicans
on getting kids health insurance

Stephanopoulos: that was many years ago

Benenson: she's saying we 
should look after each other

Stephanopoulos: what is your 
big fear right now?

Benenson: something totally unexpected

Stephanopoulos: I hear you I 
was there in 1992

Benenson: I picked the wrong 
month to quit amphetamines

Stephanopoulos: good luck Ben

Benenson: thanks Steph

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: Americans want 
a funny president

Stephanopoulos: but Trump and Clinton
are more funny strange and not funny ha ha

Stephanopoulos: that's one more 
reason they love Obama

Stephanopoulos: Mormons 
hate Donald Trump

Stephanopoulos: welcome Evan

McMullin: thanks for having me

Stephanopoulos: if you win Utah
what message do you send?

McMullin: Stop Hillary

Stephanopoulos: no seriously

McMullin: it will be a strong message
that the GOP still has some principles

Stephanopoulos: I see

McMullin: all men are created equal!

Stephanopoulos: why won't Mitt endorse you

McMullin: we're leading in the polls!

Stephanopoulos: in Utah

McMullin: also many mountain people like me

Stephanopoulos: oh good

McMullin: many in the GOP are
putting power and party over principle

Stephanopoulos: what a shock

McMullin: were are calling 
for a New Movement

Stephanopoulos: what is it based on?

McMullin: equality of all men and women
and the liberty to pursue happiness

Stephanopoulos: that's catchy

McMullin: right now the GOP is turning
away people of different races and religions

Stephanopoulos: that's true

McMullin: it's getting worse
we nominated a bigot

Stephanopoulos: will there be 
a GOP civil war?

McMullin: definitely

Stephanopoulos: what happens then?

McMullin: the GOP must evolve or it will die

Stephanopoulos: can the GOP be saved

McMullin: no its can't

Stephanopoulos: really?

McMullin: yes we need a new
political party to replace the GOP

Stephanopoulos: so do you 
prefer Hillary to Trump?

McMullin: no they're both terrible

Stephanopoulos: I see

McMullin: the American people
hate them both too

Stephanopoulos: okay

McMullin: but everyone 
else in America sucks too

Stephanopoulos: really?

McMullin: yes the government is too big

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

McMullin: thanks jeff

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: how's the 
war going Martha?

Raddatz: 500 Americans are 
fighting to re-take Iraq

Stephanopoulos: is that enough

Raddatz: well there is American bombing too

Stephanopoulos: oh good

Raddatz: this is biggest push since 2003

Stephanopoulos: I generally 
don't like sequels

Raddatz: ISIS is being driven from villages

Stephanopoulos: oh that's good

Raddatz: the village people are celebrating

Ash Carter: ISIS wants to kill Americans!

Raddatz: the big battle is for Mosul

Stephanopoulos: stay safe Martha

Raddatz: you too George

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