Guests:
Steve Inskeep (NPR)
Kathleen
Parker (Washington Post)
Bill
Richardson
Rep.
Paul Ryan (R-WI)
Sen.
Patty Murray (D-WA)
Gen.
Michael Hayden
Gov.
Scott Walker (R-WI)
Nancy
Gibbs (Time)
Gregory: OMG Democrats and Republicans
got a budget deal!
Inskeep: it doesn't solve America's
big problems
big problems
Gregory: won't this deal make everything worse
Parker: Boehner needed to call
out the tea party
out the tea party
Richardson: the grown-ups are in charge!
Gregory: that's good
Richardson: finally Obama is bringing
in great men from the Clinton
administration like John Podesta
Gregory: hi Patty Murray and Paul Ryan
– what
is the lesson the budget breakthrough?
Murray:
we got to know each other
Ryan:
that's right – you find out what is
important
to the other person
Gregory:
you lost to Obama in 2012
Ryan:
sure but he won and I had to
get
over it – government has to function!
Gregory:
interesting concept
Ryan:
we can't keep having shutdowns
and government in crisis
and government in crisis
Gregory:
Democrats didn't get
more
spending or jobless benefits
Murray:
well we also didn't get
everything we wanted
everything we wanted
Gregory:
Rubio calls your budget un-American
Ryan:
we have real deficit reduction
Gregory:
but not very much
Ryan:
yeah but it keeps government functioning
Gregory:
he probably hates that part too
Ryan: well he is an idiot
Gregory:
Boehner yelled at the
tea
party in public
Ryan:
he got his Irish up
Gregory:
you're Irish too
Ryan:
look we've got divided government
– no
one is going to get everything they want
Gregory:
you didn't solve the debt
or
slash entitlements!
Murray:
how did I know that you
were
going insist on that Fluffy?
Gregory:
entitlements are
the drivers of our debt!!
the drivers of our debt!!
Murray: that's
not true
Gregory:
surprise me – make a deal
right
now while we're sitting here
Ryan:
how about a Fluffy Post Office
Gregory:
I love it!
Ryan:
we want to tax reform
Gregory:
since when?
Ryan:
since next year
Murray: that would be an intense discussion
Gregory:
what about the debt ceiling?
Murray:
why does it have to be an issue?
Gregory:
what about the Grand Bargain?!
Murray:
that's not happening
Gregory:
you say the President
won't
work with you
Ryan:
right
Gregory:
but he supports this deal
Ryan:
true
Gregory:
two years ago you said
America
was about to become like Greece
Ryan:
interest rates will rise
any
day now!! I promise!!
Murray:
the real problem for business
and
people alike are the tea party
threats to default on our debt
threats to default on our debt
Gregory:
what about Obamacare?
Murray:
it's succeeding
Gregory:
how does it survive politically?
Murray:
by saving lives
Ryan:
I don't like Obamacare
Gregory:
neither do I
Murray:
who cares what you think
Ryan:
let's focus on what we do
agree
on – like Russell Wilson!
Murray:
we agreed from the beginning
that
we would not yell at each other
Gregory:
well you're just no fun at all
[
break ]
Gregory:
you were head of the NSA and CIA –
how
do you dismantle a security state?
Hayden:
that's a good question
Gregory:
I'm sure you don't like Snowden
but
how else can we stop excess surveillance?
Gregory:
you see no abuses?
Hayden:
no there was no abuse
Gregory:
but the founding fathers
and
the enlightenment says to
look
at people's private things the
government
must have at least
some
level of suspicion
Hayden:
no – the Constitution only
says
any search must be reasonable
under
the circumstances
Gregory:
I see
Hayden:
look Snowden started an
important
debate but it's one we were
going
to have anyway – we have to
look
at privacy in totality
Gregory:
I see
Hayden:
we are unique creatures of god
but
on the other hand I need a record
of
phone call you make and website you visit
Gregory:
even porn?
Hayden:
oh yes
Gregory:
the NSA is worrying about
another
of a terror attack and getting
blamed
so you're covering
yourselves
by collecting everything
Hayden:
we sure are
Gregory:
but Senators aren't even allowed
to
talk about all these controversial programs
Hayden:
they could vote
against
them and the never do
Gregory:
should Snowden be given amnesty?
Hayden:
I don't think so
Gregory:
will we ever know all
the
information he has?
Hayden:
I doubt it – he's very
sneaky
and won't tell us
Gregory:
he might if he got amnesty
Hayden:
that would only encourage more
NSA
employees to emulate Snowden to
get
that sweet deal of losing your job and
living
in exile in Russia which chock-full
of
liberty and has no surveillance
Gregory:
what about getting a search
warrant
for the metadata haystack?
Hayden:
that's a possibility
Gregory:
it we preserve our freedoms
– will
we be less safe?
Hayden:
absolutely yes
Gregory:
really?
Hayden:
on 9/11 I changed policies
to
prevent it from happening again
and
I won't go back – I won't I tell ya!
[
break ]
Gibbs:
Snowden told Time magazine
he
wants people to have an informed debate
Gregory:
why didn't you choose
Snowden
“Person of the Year”?
Gibbs:
because the Pope is so awesome
Gregory:
why didn't we have a
national debate on surveillance?
national debate on surveillance?
Richardson:
who is Snowden to decide
to
disclose these secrets – some
29
year-old punk??
Gregory:
you seem mad
Richardson:
the Pope is great and
Snowden
should be prosecuted
Gregory:
but how can we have an informed
debate
without information?
Parker:
the most important thing about
Snowden
is that now young people hate
Obama
and will all vote for Republicans
Gregory:
what if the phone company
just
had your metadata?
Inskeep:
that's a fascinating concept
Gregory:
um haven't they always had it?
Inskeep:
maybe both things are true –
Snowden
should be prosecuted and
also
he helped us have a real
debate
about information collection
Richardson:
he's no hero!
Gregory:
Obama is dismal –
please
bash Obama for me Kathleen!
Parker:
George W. Bush was very
courageous
for passing the Patriot Act
which
millenials now hate Obama for
Gregory:
isn't Obama terrible
because
of health care?
Gibbs:
Obama is of course a disaster and
if
getting sick doesn't become an enjoyable
experience
Obama will be the worst ever
Inskeep:
yes don't forget Obama's
opponents
are often total morons
Gregory:
that's true
Inskeep:
also Obama doesn't have
to
run again so his popularity is irrelevant
Richardson:
this budget deal is a turning point
– the tea party is out and the economy and
– the tea party is out and the economy and
health
care is getting better
Gregory:
OMG Scott Walker might
run
for President!!
[
grinning ]
Gregory:
welcome Scott [ smirking ]
Walker:
hi
Gregory:
Marco Rubio says the
budget
deal is un-American
Walker:
I like Paul Ryan but the
deal
shows we need to win more in 2014
Gregory:
do you like the deal or hate it?
Walker:
I like Paul Ryan
Gregory:
we all know you like Paul Ryan
Walker:
well I do
Gregory:
do you like this deal or not
Walker:
I like it because it's wake-up call
on
how if we don't win more we will be
forced
into make more terrible deals like this
Gregory:
you hate Obamacare but
you
took the subsidies
Walker:
I didn't take the Medicaid
expansion
but I can't let my
people
suffer either
Gregory:
if you say so
Walker:
I think an alternative to Obamacare
would
be people choosing health care
Gregory:
what about the 2014 elections?
Walker:
Obamacare hurts small business
and
will cause another recession
Gregory:
so how can you be
elected
President in 2016?
Walker:
austerity is not the answer!
Gregory:
for real?
Walker:
you heard me Fluffers
Gregory:
you said Chris Christie
is
too rude to run for President
Walker:
people like candor but you
can't
just call someone an idiot
[
break ]
Gregory:
on year after Newtown no
supports
gun control anymore
Gibbs:
that's right – people love guns
Parker:
liberals always say 'let's get
rid
of all the guns' and I disagree
with
that but background checks
seems
pretty reasonable
Gregory:
you love Paul Ryan for
President
in 2016
Parker:
he seems more mature
and
seasoned – Like Commander
Riker
in the last seasons of Star Trek
Gregory:
Rubio says the budget can't
be
supported by an American
Inskeep:
it's easier to run for President
as
a Governor than a Senator
Gregory:
thank for you that insight Steve
– I'll
relay that to Obama
Inskeep:
thanks David
Gregory:
and that's another episode
of
Meet The Press
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Richardson: finally Obama is bringing
in great men from the Clinton
administration like John Podesta
* sob *
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