Sunday, December 11, 2011

This Week with Christiane Amanpour - December 11, 2011

Diane Sawyer
George Stephanopoulos
Jon Huntsman
Amanpour: omg Iran won’t give our drone
back and speaking of drones Mitt Romney
lost last night’s Presidential debate

Gingrich: mitt u r a looser

Romney: bet u $10,000 i’ve never been cloned

Obama: ask all the guys i’ve killed if
i’m an appeaser

Amanpour: Diane how did the debate go?

Sawyer: it well after I started drinking

Romney: I would not go to the moon

Gingrich: why not we’ve ruined this planet

Stephanopoulos: if Romney is afraid to take
on Newt how can he go after Obama

Amanpour: good point

Stephanopoulos: Romney’s big moment
was betting Rick Perry $10,000 that he was
even more out of touch with the American people

Stephanopoulos: everyone was expecting
Newt Gingrich to be a giant asshole and
he was but only off-camera

Sawyer: Bachmann defended raising taxes
on poor people because it’s something
Obama wouldn’t do

Stephanopoulos: Gingrich didn’t say anything
offensively stupid so he did what he came to do

Amanpour: I see

Stephanopoulos: the Iowa caucuses
are soon sosomeone will have to shore
up the conservative base

Sawyer: the men came out strapping - you can’t
tell on television the sheer physical presence
of these dudes

Amanpour: thanks for sharing that Diane

[ break ]

Amanpour: Jon I’m sure you don’t want to get
into who won and who lost - so who
won and who lost?

Huntsman: the American people lost -
we need term limits in Washington
because nothing else will get them out of there

Amanpour: Gingrich is popular and you
weren’t even invited to a debate with
Bachman, Paul and Google-boy

Huntsman: People are taking my lawn signs
home as highly limited-edition souvenirs

Amanpour: the pundits love you but
no one else does

Huntsman: those Bush bailouts were bad!

Amanpour: Do you have to win in New Hampshire?

Huntsman: I have to beat market expectations

Amanpour: you used to be the sanest
person in the race and now you doubt climate change

Huntsman: hey you try running for the
Republican nomination

Amanpour: fair enough

[ break ]

Amanpour: the Twitterverse blew up when
Mitt Romney bet the $10,000 he had in his pocket

Berman: Romney’s camp says only poor
people are making a big deal about

Tapper: Democrats are salivating over a
chance to run against Newt Gingrich

Amanpour: Did Gingrich say anything insane?

Karl: surprisingly no - he came across as if
he were a normal person

Amanpour: well that takes the biscuit

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