Stahl: did you plan to have 500 million people turn their lives over to you?
Zuckerberg: I never knew people would be
that crazy - heh
Stahl: what does the word “hack” mean?
Zuckerberg: it means coding like a freaking maniac
Stahl: what’s a ‘hackathon’?
Zuckerberg: it’s staying up from dusk til dawn
doing crazy things
Stahl: you’re vampires
Zuckerberg: Shhhh
Stahl: Facebook is entirely different starting tomorrow
Zuckerberg: rights it’s a ticker tape of your life
Stahl: now you can see all your friends and
your friends’ friends
Zuckerberg: right - assuming you actually have any
Stahl: what about personal privacy?
Zuckerberg: what is that?
Stahl: people think you are sneaky
Zuckerberg: we don’t sell your information
Stahl: you just compile it and let others take it
Zuckerberg: if others do we hunt them down and
have them killed
Stahl: Doesn’t Facebook have to use information?
Swisher: of course
Zuckerberg: we don’t get it right all the time
Stahl: you hired a lobbyist
Zuckerberg: we love privacy - that’s why we
want to take it
Stahl: if Facebook creating a phone?
Facebook guy: no - we just want to own it
Stahl: is e-mail dead?
Facebook guy: no we haven’t killed it - yet
Stahl: are Google and Facebook on a collision course?
Swisher: Facebook smash!
Zuckerberg: the whole world is social!
Stahl: you’re stealing talent from Google - you even took their chef!
Zuckerberg: a man’s gotta eat
Stahl: you want to conquer the entire Internet
Zuckerberg: why stop there?
Stahl: Half a billion people give you their personal information - so who the hell are you?
Zuckerberg: I’m the inventor of Facebook
Stahl: you saw the movie
Zuckerberg: yes
Stahl: it says you only created Facebook to
get girls
Zuckerberg: not true - I created Facebook
to crush people
Stahl: are you a great entrepeneur?
Zuckerberg: well I sure don’t suck at it
Winklevoss brothers: We invented social networks and Zuckerberg betrayed us!
Stahl: but you didn’t invent social networking dudes
Winklevoss: he was our teammate - that bastard!
Stahl: why are you still suing Facebook?
Winklevoss: This is all about principles - he took our shitty idea and created a 30 billion dollar company!
Stahl: what is the deal the Winklevoss brothers?
Zuckerberg: I volunteered to help those losers and then I created a real website
Stahl: do you feel bad?
Zuckerberg: um no - those spoiled brats are crazy
Zuckerberg: you coined the term toddler CEO
Swisher: well like a toddler he’s grown immensely
Stahl: what were you right about?
Zuckerberg: I turned down an offer of a measly $1 billion
Stahl: when will you go public and can I get
some stock?
Zuckerberg: I don’t know, and no
Stahl: you’re a 26 year-old self made billionaire - do you ever pinch yourself? I mean really so it hurts
Zuckerberg: It’s pretty fucking amazing Leslie
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