Sunday, December 22, 2013

This Week with George Stephanopoulos – December 22, 2013


Guests:
Brian Ross
Rep. Mike Rogers (R-MI)
Sen. Mark Udall (D-CO)
Greta Van Susteren
Bill Kristol
Steve Rattner
Donna Brazile
Matthew Dowd

Stephanopoulos: OMG the President's
panel blasted NSA surveillance!

Ross: they wrote a 300 page document
saying the NSA didn't abuse but the
program doesn't make America safer

Stephanopoulos: that should make for
light holiday reading

Ross: and then a federal judge said
the program was unconstitutional

Stephanopoulos: that's news

Ross: they also said we shouldn't
spy on allies without a good reason

Stephanopoulos: Snowden's friends
say the panel vindicates him
you were on the panel – is that true?

Richard Clarke: no he's still a traitor

Stephanopoulos: welcome Mr. Rogers
how's is going?

Rogers: it's a wonderful day for
surveillance in the neighborhood

Stephanopoulos: will you fight to
keep the metadata haystack?

Rogers: look the panel agreed the
information is important so now
the question is where do we keep it

Stephanopoulos: a lockbox?

Rogers: the phone company isn't
any more protective of privacy!

Stephanopoulos: interesting

Rogers: the phone company isn't
in the business of keeping secrets
really well like the NSA always does

Stephanopoulos: a Bush-appointed federal judge
said that collecting all this information
violates the Fourth Amendment

Rogers: other judges have disagreed – 
hundreds of opinions have said the 
government can collect business records 
and after all phone calls are not personal records

Stephanopoulos: well they're my personal
records held by a business

Rogers: a federal court affirmed this
program as recently as July

Stephanopoulos: should the U.S. give
Ed Snowden amnesty?

Rogers: Ed Snowden has offered to sell
classified information for his own
personal gain – I call that treason

Stephanopoulos: to Brazil?

Rogers: he never used whistleblower
protections – he just fled to free
nations like China and Russia

Stephanopoulos: should we be terrified
of terrorism because of the war on Christmas?

Rogers: Al-Qaeda has affiliates all over
the world and they all aspire to kill people

Stephanopoulos: just like McDonalds

Rogers: this report proves there was
no surveillance or scandal

Stephanopoulos: it does?

Rogers: and they never even talked to
the FBI about how useful Sec. 215 is!

Stephanopoulos: darn it

Rogers: also terrorists want to blow up
people in the United States –
merry fucking christmas

Stephanopoulos: Senator what about the NSA?

Udall: it's all falling apart – the NSA has overreached!

Stephanopoulos: go on

Udall: we must quickly adopt all 46 report recommendations

Stephanopoulos: all 46 of them?

Udall: well I haven't actually read the report yet

Stephanopoulos: is bulk collection of 
metadata Constitutional?

Udall: no it doesn't fit with the requirement
for probable cause

Stephanopoulos: but the law has never required
probable cause for phone records

Udall: Freedom is the right to be
left alone and that includes privacy

Stephanopoulos: what about Ed Snowden?

Udall: I don't care about him

Stephanopoulos: you think he should face charges?

Udall: yes I do

Stephanopoulos: would we be having
this conversation without Snowden's disclosures?

Udall: no – I've been shouting in the wilderness!

Stephanopoulos: what about bulk collection?

Udall: we have to end the bulk collection!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: panel what about the NSA?

Kristol: there was no abuse and no violation
of the law – there was no evidence that
this metadata collection was abused

Van Susteren: I strongly disagree

Kristol: the Supreme Court said
there is no reasonable expectation
of privacy in phone records

Van Susteren: well the Court was wrong
Smith v. Maryland was wrongly decided!

Stephanopoulos: ok

Van Susteren: there is no exception
in the Constitution for when
you're really scared

Rattner: bulk collection may be legal
but it's clear people don't like it

Van Susteren: the Constitution is so clear!

Dowd: Ed Snowden was vindicated –
the pendulum has swung too far
toward the government now 
that a Democrat is President

Van Susteren: the Constitution is so plain!!

Rattner: for 30 years everyone has been wrong?

Kristol: fuck Ed Snowden – Congress
debated this and so did Obama

Dowd: I am very disappointed in Obama!

Stephanopoulos: you worked for Bush
when he was wiretapping Americans
without a warrant!

Dowd: that's different! 9/11!

Brazile: the people don't want this 
level of surveillance

Dowd: Ed Snowden is a hero and didn't kill anyone

Van Susteren: even I don't support Snowden

Stephanopoulos: this is indeed a powerhouse panel


Sunday, December 15, 2013

Meet The Press – December 15, 2015




Guests:
Steve Inskeep (NPR)
Kathleen Parker (Washington Post)
Bill Richardson
Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI)
Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA)
Gen. Michael Hayden
Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI)
Nancy Gibbs (Time)

Gregory: OMG Democrats and Republicans
got a budget deal!

Inskeep: it doesn't solve America's 
big problems

Gregory: won't this deal make everything worse

Parker: Boehner needed to call 
out the tea party

Richardson: the grown-ups are in charge!

Gregory: that's good

Richardson: finally Obama is bringing 
in great men from the Clinton 
administration like John Podesta

Gregory: hi Patty Murray and Paul Ryan
what is the lesson the budget breakthrough?

Murray: we got to know each other

Ryan: that's right – you find out what is
important to the other person

Gregory: you lost to Obama in 2012

Ryan: sure but he won and I had to
get over it – government has to function!

Gregory: interesting concept

Ryan: we can't keep having shutdowns
and government in crisis

Gregory: Democrats didn't get
more spending or jobless benefits

Murray: well we also didn't get 
everything we wanted

Gregory: Rubio calls your budget un-American

Ryan: we have real deficit reduction

Gregory: but not very much

Ryan: yeah but it keeps government functioning

Gregory: he probably hates that part too

Ryan: well he is an idiot

Gregory: Boehner yelled at the
tea party in public

Ryan: he got his Irish up

Gregory: you're Irish too

Ryan: look we've got divided government
no one is going to get everything they want

Gregory: you didn't solve the debt
or slash entitlements!

Murray: how did I know that you
were going insist on that Fluffy?

Gregory: entitlements are 
the drivers of our debt!!

Murray: that's not true

Gregory: surprise me – make a deal
right now while we're sitting here

Ryan: how about a Fluffy Post Office

Gregory: I love it!

Ryan: we want to tax reform

Gregory: since when?

Ryan: since next year

Murray: that would be an intense discussion

Gregory: what about the debt ceiling?

Murray: why does it have to be an issue?

Gregory: what about the Grand Bargain?!

Murray: that's not happening

Gregory: you say the President
won't work with you

Ryan: right

Gregory: but he supports this deal

Ryan: true

Gregory: two years ago you said
America was about to become like Greece

Ryan: interest rates will rise
any day now!! I promise!!

Murray: the real problem for business
and people alike are the tea party 
threats to default on our debt

Gregory: what about Obamacare?

Murray: it's succeeding

Gregory: how does it survive politically?

Murray: by saving lives

Ryan: I don't like Obamacare

Gregory: neither do I

Murray: who cares what you think

Ryan: let's focus on what we do
agree on – like Russell Wilson!

Murray: we agreed from the beginning
that we would not yell at each other

Gregory: well you're just no fun at all

[ break ]

Gregory: you were head of the NSA and CIA –
how do you dismantle a security state?

Hayden: that's a good question

Gregory: I'm sure you don't like Snowden
but how else can we stop excess surveillance?

Hayden: what execess?

Gregory: you see no abuses?

Hayden: no there was no abuse

Gregory: but the founding fathers
and the enlightenment says to
look at people's private things the
government must have at least
some level of suspicion

Hayden: no – the Constitution only
says any search must be reasonable
under the circumstances

Gregory: I see

Hayden: look Snowden started an
important debate but it's one we were
going to have anyway – we have to
look at privacy in totality

Gregory: I see

Hayden: we are unique creatures of god
but on the other hand I need a record
of phone call you make and website you visit

Gregory: even porn?

Hayden: oh yes

Gregory: the NSA is worrying about
another of a terror attack and getting
blamed so you're covering
yourselves by collecting everything

Hayden: we sure are

Gregory: but Senators aren't even allowed
to talk about all these controversial programs

Hayden: they could vote
against them and the never do

Gregory: should Snowden be given amnesty?

Hayden: I don't think so

Gregory: will we ever know all
the information he has?

Hayden: I doubt it – he's very
sneaky and won't tell us

Gregory: he might if he got amnesty

Hayden: that would only encourage more
NSA employees to emulate Snowden to
get that sweet deal of losing your job and
living in exile in Russia which chock-full
of liberty and has no surveillance

Gregory: what about getting a search
warrant for the metadata haystack?

Hayden: that's a possibility

Gregory: it we preserve our freedoms
will we be less safe?

Hayden: absolutely yes

Gregory: really?

Hayden: on 9/11 I changed policies
to prevent it from happening again
and I won't go back – I won't I tell ya!

[ break ]

Gibbs: Snowden told Time magazine
he wants people to have an informed debate

Gregory: why didn't you choose
Snowden “Person of the Year”?

Gibbs: because the Pope is so awesome

Gregory: why didn't we have
national debate on surveillance?

Richardson: who is Snowden to decide
to disclose these secrets – some
29 year-old punk??

Gregory: you seem mad

Richardson: the Pope is great and
Snowden should be prosecuted

Gregory: but how can we have an informed
debate without information?

Parker: the most important thing about
Snowden is that now young people hate
Obama and will all vote for Republicans

Gregory: what if the phone company
just had your metadata?

Inskeep: that's a fascinating concept

Gregory: um haven't they always had it?

Inskeep: maybe both things are true –
Snowden should be prosecuted and
also he helped us have a real
debate about information collection

Richardson: he's no hero!

Gregory: Obama is dismal –
please bash Obama for me Kathleen!

Parker: George W. Bush was very
courageous for passing the Patriot Act
which millenials now hate Obama for

Gregory: isn't Obama terrible
because of health care?

Gibbs: Obama is of course a disaster and
if getting sick doesn't become an enjoyable
experience Obama will be the worst ever

Inskeep: yes don't forget Obama's
opponents are often total morons

Gregory: that's true

Inskeep: also Obama doesn't have
to run again so his popularity is irrelevant

Richardson: this budget deal is a turning point 
the tea party is out and the economy and
health care is getting better

Gregory: OMG Scott Walker might
run for President!!
[ grinning ]

Gregory: welcome Scott [ smirking ]

Walker: hi

Gregory: Marco Rubio says the
budget deal is un-American

Walker: I like Paul Ryan but the
deal shows we need to win more in 2014

Gregory: do you like the deal or hate it?

Walker: I like Paul Ryan

Gregory: we all know you like Paul Ryan

Walker: well I do

Gregory: do you like this deal or not

Walker: I like it because it's wake-up call
on how if we don't win more we will be
forced into make more terrible deals like this

Gregory: you hate Obamacare but
you took the subsidies

Walker: I didn't take the Medicaid
expansion but I can't let my
people suffer either

Gregory: if you say so

Walker: I think an alternative to Obamacare
would be people choosing health care

Gregory: what about the 2014 elections?

Walker: Obamacare hurts small business
and will cause another recession

Gregory: so how can you be
elected President in 2016?

Walker: austerity is not the answer!

Gregory: for real?

Walker: you heard me Fluffers

Gregory: you said Chris Christie
is too rude to run for President

Walker: people like candor but you
can't just call someone an idiot

[ break ]

Gregory: on year after Newtown no
supports gun control anymore

Gibbs: that's right – people love guns

Parker: liberals always say 'let's get
rid of all the guns' and I disagree
with that but background checks
seems pretty reasonable

Gregory: you love Paul Ryan for
President in 2016

Parker: he seems more mature
and seasoned – Like Commander
Riker in the last seasons of Star Trek

Gregory: Rubio says the budget can't
be supported by an American

Inskeep: it's easier to run for President
as a Governor than a Senator

Gregory: thank for you that insight Steve
I'll relay that to Obama

Inskeep: thanks David

Gregory: and that's another episode
of Meet The Press


This Week with George Stephanopoulos – December 15, 2014


Host: Martha Raddatz
Jon Karl
Jeff Zeleny
Guests:
John Kerry (Sec. of State)
Newt Gingrich
Robert Reich
Ana Navarro
Cokie Roberts
Andrea Elliott

Raddatz: wow I'm in Ho Chi Minh city
formerly known as Saigon

Sheen: oh shit Saigon

Raddatz: the kid dictator of North
Korea killed his own uncle

Kerry: he's ruthless and insecure

Raddatz: snap

Kerry: it's ominous but we need to
engage with North Korea to get
rid of their nukes

Raddatz: what's he like?

Kerry: he's a scared little boy

Raddatz: he arrested his uncle in public

Kerry: like when Saddam Hussein
had people killed in front of everyone

Raddatz: he's sounds crazy

Kerry: that's why we have get China to
work with us to crack down on them

Raddatz: what about the FBI agent
who worked with the CIA
and then disappeared in Iran

Kerry: I can't confirm that

Raddatz: has there been any progress?

Kerry: well you don't see him here do you

Raddatz: has the U.S. abandoned him?

Kerry: not at all – we raise his situation
at every meeting we have with Iran

Raddatz: is he being held by Iran or not?

Kerry: let's just they can help us get him back

Raddatz: thanks

[ break ]

Karl: wow Washington got a budget
done but the tea party is mad at hell!

Zeleny: John Boehner is finally fed
up with the stupidity of the tea party

Boehner: they have no idea 
what they are talking about 
and have no credibility

Ryan: earth to tea party: Barack 
Obama is still the President!

Glenn Beck: John Boehner 
is totally worthless!

Rubio: compromise bad!

Karl: was the GOP burned by the shutdown?

Gingrich: the good news is now we
can focus on how bad Obamacare is

Roberts: ha ha ha I love you so much

Ana Navarro: John Boehner is right –
the tea partiers are nuts!

Reich: the business community got
scared by the shutdown and threat of default

Roberts: it's sad the the tea party
has poisoned the happy cocktail
parties of Washington DC

Navarro: we hate the tea party

Gingrich: OBAMACARE!!

Reich: can we talk about the substance
of the budget deal or just the horse race?

Karl: horse race

Roberts: horse race

Reich: it cut benefits for the poor

Karl: also it does cut the debt enough?

Roberts: yes but it prevents more crises
so we can have a happy christmas 
and and to defense spending which 
is good for the Beltway

Reich: it also hurts the poor

Roberts: true

Karl: is the budget a failure for Obama?

Roberts: no because now Obama
can pivot to immigration

Karl: can we can get immigration reform?

Gingrich: yes

Karl: with a path to citizenship?

Gingrich: no

Navarro: John Boehner looks like
he might want to try this

Roberts: I love compromise

Reich: bullshit – Republicans hate immigrants

Navarro: maybe but some Republicans
realize they need this to save the party

Gingrich: Chris Christie got the Latino vote!

Karl: can he get the GOP nomination

Navarro: yes – if he bullies enough people

Karl: PolitiFact gave it's Lie of the Year 
to Obama for saying if you like your 
plan you can keep it

Reich: who cares – a year from now
Obamacare will be a huge success

Gingrich: 5 million people have lost
their insurance because of Obama –
they will show up to emergency room
and die because they have no health care

Roberts: I don't think that's how it works

Karl: the New York Times covered
the plight of homeless kids in New York City
Andrea you spent over a year on
this amazing piece of journalism

Elliott: she is remarkable but their
circumstances are not so unusual

Karl: there are so many homeless
but we never see them

Elliott: poverty is not as obvious
in the U.S. as in other places

Karl: what is a homeless shelter like?

Elliott: it's crowded, the food is rancid
and there's mold on the walls and mice in the room

Karl: wow

Elliott: this isn't just about this girl or
this family or New York City, there
are millions of homeless people across the nation