John Podesta – Clinton campaign
Newt Gingrich – Trump campaign
Fred Yang – Dem Pollster
Bill McInturff – GOP Pollster
[ voice over ]
Welcome to A Very Special
Episode of Meet The Press
Todd: omg this is the last episode
before the end of the wold!
Todd: this election is not about hope!
It's about fear!
Todd: these are out final polls!
Todd: surprise – it's a tie!
Todd: Hillary only leads by 4 points!
Todd: that poll was before
James Comey tilted the election!
Todd: Trump bragged he will
never be stopped by a Republican
without a gun
Todd: Hillary campaigned with
Katy Perry and Left Shark
Clinton: I want to represent
all sharks Left and Right
Todd: Michigan is in play !
Todd: Trump is throwing spaghetti at the wall
Todd: he has to win Florida
and flip a blue state
Todd: can he win Michigan??
Todd: Kristen what's up in Philadelphia
Welker: Hillary has to turn out black voters
Todd: can she?
Welker: Obama got 93% of the black
vote and she'll never match that
Welker: she has to that in Ohio
Todd: that's a tough one
Welker: but she's got Lebron James
Todd: oh fuck
Welker: she has 1 million volunteers
Todd: and now let's hear from poor Katy Tur
Tur: Trump is back in Michigan
Tur: they say they're in a dead heat
Tur: if Trump wins here he can
afford to lose Pennsylvania and Nevada
Todd: Florida! Florida! Florida!
Jansing: early voting here is
smashing all kinds of records
Jansing: there 200,000 more Hispanic voters
Jansing: but she's still behind
where Barack Obama was
Jansing: and Republicans out-vote
Democrats on election day
Jansing: make no mistake it will
another heart-stopping election here
Todd: let's go to Andrea
Mitchell in New Hampshire
Todd: how is it in the frozen north Andrea?
Mitchell: Hillary is sad because
the FBI is out to get her
Mitchell: she has some final
uplifting message but it's boring
Mitchell: she's bringing in the big guns –
Barack Obama and the Khan family
Todd: thanks Andrea
[ break ]
Todd: 50 million people will vote early!
Todd: the Hispanic vote is way up
Todd: welcome John Podesta
Podesta: nice to be here Todd
Todd: you are struggling with black voters
Podesta: no we're not
Todd: why do black voters hate Hillary?
Podesta: they were her
firewall in the primaries!
Todd: but she's down with blacks
compared to Obama in 2008
Podesta: well yeah newsflash Ted
- Obama is also black
Todd: is he?
Podesta: we're doing better with
women and hispanics and asian-americans
Todd: Obama said “I don't care if you're
not inspired go vote for Hillary anyway”
Podesta: hells yeah!
Todd: that's not a great message
Podesta: I don't care – Trump
is a dumb bigot and a fascist
Todd: mostly true
Podesta: we called 7 million people
Todd: what about?
Podesta: Hillary fights for
families and children!
Todd: you're going to lose
Michigan and Iowa
Podesta: if we win Michigan this race is over
Todd: but you're losing!
Podesta: we'll see Chuckles
Todd: Tim Kaine says the FBI
is tying to defeat Hillary Clinton
Podesta: well Comey broke
the rules to help Trump
Todd: should he resign?
Podesta: no he's a good man
Todd: say something inflammatory please
Podesta: the FBI leakers
should shut the fuck up
Todd: what's it like to have your private
risotto recipes exposed to the whole world
Podesta: I've fought tougher bastards
than Vladimir Putin and Julian Assange
Todd: thanks for coming John
Podesta: you've got to stir it constantly!
[ break ]
Todd: welcome Newt
Gingrich: you are lucky
to have me here Chet
Todd: Donald Trump – what went wrong?
Gingrich: He is very likely insane
Todd: that's true
Gingrich: but on the other hand
his ideas like fighting corruption
and helping black people are good ideas
Gingrich: he's a brilliant
marketer who says nutty things
Todd: Trump lost this election
on day one by insulting Mexicans
Gingrich: Hillary may regret
abusing national security
Gingrich: did you know she
used to work with Barack Obama?
Todd: yes I did actually
Gingrich: I met a 90 year who is
voting for the first time in her life
Todd: she's 90 and never voted before?
Gingrich: she was waiting
for the just the right racist
Todd: Kelly Ayotte hates Trump's guts
Gingrich: Trump represents
grass roots populism
Todd: he does?
Gingrich: Trump's campaign
was a hostile takeover of the GOP
Gingrich: Kelly Ayotte is a corrupt leftist
Todd: do you really mean that?
Gingrich: yes I do
Gingrich: Hillary Clinton is guilty
of violating 100 counts of federal law!
Todd: I see
Gingrich: the wikileaks burglary
finally revealed how much
lawlessness there is!
Gingrich the media is corrupt too!
Todd: if Hillary wins will there be a civil war?
Gingrich: if Hillary wins there will
be endless criminal investigations
and if Trump wins the 100 foot tall
gold statue of him on the mall in
Washington will bankrupt the country
Gingrich: either way there
will be decades-long civil unrest
Todd: that's scary
Gingrich: labor unions will destroy America!
Gingrich: I wish this wasn't true
Todd: we all agree Ned
[ break ]
Todd: this is the spinal tap panel
Todd: we go to eleven!
Todd: omg John Poesta questioned
the FBI and Newt called for civil war!
Brokaw: I have never seen the
country more fractured than it is now
Todd: wow and you're like really old
Brokaw: we're in tribal warfare!
Todd: outwit outplay outlast
Brokaw: Newt Gingrich is right
Todd: you don't hear that much nowadays
Brokaw: Bret Baier is a wonderful
man who reports lies about Hillary
Brokaw: this is no way to run a democracy
Todd: can Trump win?
Wallace: he can sweep the table and still lose
Matthews: time for some
street money in Philadelphia!
Todd: how does that work
Brokaw: you pull people
out of bed and get them to vote
Todd: Hispanic is the new black
Diaz-Balart: Trump woke
the sleeping Latina Giantess
Guthrie: the Republicans saw all
this coming four years ago and
still screwed it up
Wallace: Trump branded himself
as toxic with Hispanic voters
Brokaw: he mistakes crowds for GOTV
Todd: Team Clinton is really very nervous
Guthrie: she has utterly failed
by not winning in a landslide yet
[ break ]
Todd: welcome big brainy pollsters
Todd: give me some numbers nerds
Yang: Trump has gained ground
Yang: but she's winning independents
Todd: that is shocking
Todd: what should give Trump hope?
McInturff: literally anything could happen
McInturff: but it won't
Todd: Trump leads non-college
educated men by 40 points!
Todd: but loses educated men
Yang: it's killer for him
Todd: sadly people care more
about his insanity than her e-mails
McInturff: if it weren't for Trump
being a groping creep Hillary would be losing
Todd: Trump voters think Hillary is crooked
Todd: her supporters says
he's a racist and misogynist
Todd: how do we heal?
Yang: who knows?
Todd: it's horrifying
McInturff: most Americans
liked Bush and Gore
McInturff: but no one likes Hillary
and they despise Trump
Todd: [ shakes head sadly ]
[ break ]
Todd: geek for us Cook
Todd: predict the US Senate
Cook: Kirk is out
Cook: and Feingold wins
Todd: good news for Dems
Cook but Rubio wins
Cook: Pat Toomey is out
Todd: sounds like a
bad night for the GOP
Cook: well Even Bayh loses
Todd: oh that weasel
Cook: but Dems hold on to Nevada
Todd: the first hispanic woman in Le Senata!
Cook: Dems win New Hampshire
and North Carolina will end in a tie
Todd: so Dems win control of the Senate!
[ break ]
Todd: our long national
nightmare is just beginning
Guthrie: I just learned that division
won't end after the election day
Todd: oh really
Guthrie: all of America feels sick to their stomach
Todd: no one trusts any of our institutions
Todd: even Obama doesn't trust the FBI
Obama: Justice is being weaponized
Brokaw: the FBI was investigating
failure to protect confidential information
and they can't protect confidential information
Todd: both sides are driven by hate!
Wallace: gaze your eyes up the
human carnage wrought by this
campaign and despair
Todd: say what
Wallace: my party chose Trump over
16 qualified people plus Ben Carson
Matthews: the Democrats are equally to blame!
Matthews: Trump tapped into frustration
over the Democratic invasion of Iraq
Matthews: the Democrats didn't win this
Todd: what if they do?
Matthews: they still wont
Brokaw: the social media on Left
and Right are destructive monsters
Todd: whoever wins will be impeached
Wallace: or arrested!
Todd: oh my
Wallace: both candidates have been crippled
Todd: how ever could that have happened
Todd: what about the millennials?
Brokaw: they hate Hillary Clinton
Todd: that's right
Brokaw: they love their ipops
and their bookfaces and their snipchats
Diaz-Balart: Cubans hate Obama and Clinton
Matthews: if a woman wins it will blow minds
Todd: she hasn't run as a woman
Matthews: the whole world
is terrified of Trump
Wallace: I'm obsessed with the hidden vote
Todd: for Trump?
Wallace oh no Trumpers are loud and proud
Todd: that does seem to be the case
Wallace: I'm talking about
the hidden Hillary Clinton vote
Guthrie: imagine if James Comey
had tired harder to elect Donald Trump
Todd: he did his best Savannah
Guthrie: I suppose he did
Todd: and that's another
episode of Meet The Press
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