Guests:
Hillary Clinton
Carly Fiorina
Hillary Clinton
Carly Fiorina
David
Brooks
Andrea
Mitchell
Andrew
Ross Sorkin
Eugene
Robinson
Todd:
omg what a big show we
have
for you today!
Todd:
the Pope is in America!
Todd:
Fresh polls! Hillary only leads
by
15 points like a big loser!
Todd:
she used to lead by 60 points
so
she is doing terrible
Todd:
welcome Hillary
Clinton:
what's up Chuck
Todd:
seven years ago you said
you want
to be transparent and then
you created
your own e-mail server
to hide your e-mails
Clinton:
all of the e-mails I sent
were meant
to be archived in
the government system
Todd:
uh-huh
Clinton:
I did it for convenience
which it wasn't
Todd:
I guess not
Clinton:
most of my e-mails were on
the
government server and then I
turned them all over
Todd:
but now we have found some
old
e-mails you exchanged with General
Petraeus
before you took office
Clinton:
well you found those e-mails
didn't you – they're
on a
government server!
Todd:
but these pop up in January of 2009
Clinton:
well I wasn't focused on
my
e-mails during the transition
Todd:
you must have been a little focused –
you
put a personal server in your house
Clinton:
no it was already sitting in
the basement in
Chappaqua next
to the power tools and golf clubs
Todd:
of course
Clinton:
look I can't control all the
technical aspects
of it and there were
gaps when the
former Secretaries
didn't save their e-mails either
Todd:
all right then
Clinton:
I assumed any e-mail I sent
to
any dot gov address would be archived
Todd:
or you could have saved them
all
in one place or used your own dot gov account
Clinton:
I tuned over 55,000 e-mails and
agreed to
testify although I insisted it
be public since I don't trust
the GOP
to leak versions of what happened
Todd:
did you turned over e-mails
voluntarily or
were you forced to
Clinton:
I think after the 8th or 9th Benghazi
hearing
we went back and gave them everything
Todd:
how about another explanation?
Clinton:
another conspiracy theory?!?
Todd:
the theory is you wanted to hide
your
e-mails from a future Congressional
investigation
which was inevitable
given you were involved
Clinton:
there were a bunch of
pointless
investigations in the 1990s
Todd:
those were fun times
Clinton:
and I beat them all and
was
elected to the Senate
Todd:
getting elected to a
dysfunctional
body is the best revenge
Clinton:
but there's no truth to your theory
Todd:
can you reassure Democrats
there
will no more scandals
Clinton:
no because its a drip drip drip
with
the fake invented scandals
Todd:
Benghazi – good to the last drop
Clinton:
I can't control what crazy
pretend scandal
the Republicans
will come up with next
Todd:
what about the deleted e-mails?
Clinton:
I have no idea what's on them
Todd:
why not?
Clinton:
because I didn't want to be
accused
of interfering with the investigation
Todd:
I'm sure no one would ever do that
Clinton:
I know I was sarcastic
with
the media – sorry assholes
Todd:
do the deleted e-mails
relate
to the Clinton Foundation
Clinton:
probably not
Todd:
your poll numbers have
dropped
because of this so-called scandal
Clinton:
I get it but I hope people will
look
at my experience and policy proposals
Todd:
you have a trust deficit
Clinton:
everything is fair game
– you
have to earn this job
Todd:
you take some of the blame?
Clinton:
of course I take responsibility –
but
I was subject to an endless barrage
in
the 1990s and I will survive this too
Todd:
you changed your mind on the
Iraq
war and gay marriage and the
Keystone
pipeline out of expediency
Clinton:
all us of learn and change
and
grow don't we?
Todd:
not me
Clinton:
Obviously supporting Dick
Cheney's
war a huge mistake
Todd:
yeah that seems like a no-brainer
Clinton:
and sure I changed my mind
on
gay marriage like everyone else
Todd:
except Rick Santorum
Clinton:
I didn't change my mind on Keystone
– I
withheld my opinion until now
Todd:
I see
Clinton:
don't forget the U.S.
has
lots oil and natural gas now
Todd:
ok but Bernie Sanders supported
gay
marriage before it was popular
Clinton:
well whoopee for him
Todd:
heh
Clinton:
look I'm like most people
on gay marriage
I thought it was
weird and now I
see it's about love
Todd:
thanks for coming
[
break ]
Todd:
OMG Trump and Carson are
tied
at the top while Fiorina and Rubio
far behind
Todd:
the rest are total losers
Todd:
Carly Fiorina came from literally
zero
to be tied for a distant third
Todd:
welcome Carly
Fiorina:
good morning Charles
Todd:
at the recent debate you described
a
scene on video that never happened –
can
you admit to exaggerated?
Fiorina:
no that really happened!
Todd:
you saw that on videotape?
Fiorina:
Planned Parenthood
threw
condoms at me
Todd:
darn I have to pay for mine
Fiorina:
Planned Parenthood kills
babies
to harvest their organs
– that is as fact
Todd:
no it isn't
Fiorina:
they are horrible and this
baby
harvest must be stopped
Todd:
even the people who made
the
videos say it didn't happen
Fiorina:
do you think this
is
not happening Chucky
Todd:
did it happen on tape like you said?
Fiorina:
it is a fact that it happens
Todd:
you are ducking the question about
what
you saw on this non-existent videotape
Fiorina:
I was a secretary!
Todd:
um okay
Fiorina:
the Washington Post lied!
Todd:
this is about the character
of
our nation – no one can deny
this
is happening because it is
Todd:
would you shut down the
government
over Planned Parenthood?
Fiorina:
of course! Let the Democrats
defend my lies!
Todd:
so you shut down the government
even
though your best argument
is a blatant lie
Fiorina:
taxpayers are funding
butchery
and a political slush fund
Todd:
do you believe any money
for
Planned Parenthood does any good?
Fiorina:
Democrats are hypocrites for
not
funding wingnut Pregnancy centers !
Todd:
in 2010 you said Roe v Wade
was a decided
issue and now you've
changed your mind
Fiorina:
butchering live fetuses
to
harvest their organs is wrong!
Todd:
okay
Fiorina:
Democrats want to kill newborn babies in the hospitals!
Todd:
you laid off workers at
Hewlett-Packard
which is how
they got Mitt Romney
Fiorina:
Bill Clinton and Barack Obama destroyed jobs!
Todd:
of course they did
Fiorina:
I saved HP during the
terrible
time of the Bush Presidency
Todd:
strong argument
Fiorina:
I will run on my successful
record all day long!
Todd:
you created zero jobs in America
Fiorina:
that's false!
Todd:
please continue
Fiorina:
If I lied I could be help criminally liable
Todd:
good luck then
Fiorina:
I moved jobs to Texas
because
they had low taxes
Todd:
it wasn't their wonderful climate?
Fiorina:
Democrats destroy jobs
all
day long and all night too
Todd:
why didn't another company
hire you as CEO?
Fiorina:
because I didn't want to be
a CEO again – wrecking
companies
is hard work
Todd:
were you recruited?
Fiorina:
yes I was offered lots of jobs
Todd:
of course
Fiorina:
but I wanted to use my
experience
destroying HP to advise
the
CIA on how to put al-Qaeda out of business
Todd:
did John Boehner make
the right decision?
Fiorina:
yes because he was a total loser
Todd:
oh really
Fiorina:
yes because he was complicit
in
Planned Parenthood's butchery
Todd:
would you get rid of Mitch McConnell?
Fiorina:
we'll see – he seems like a loser too
Todd:
so should he step aside?
Fiorina:
probably – he seems like just
another
pro-butchery Obama lackey
Todd:
thanks for coming Carly
Fiorina:
you too Ted
[
break ]
Todd:
your reaction to the Clinton interview?
Mitchell:
she's building deniability
Todd:
always smart
Mitchell:
but she can't talk about
policy
because we won't let her
Brooks:
she's always on the defensive
because
the media won't stop attacking her
– that's
her core problem
Robinson:
your stayed on the e-mails
and
she answered every question like a human
Todd:
what about Carly Fioina's record at HP?
Ross
Sorkin: she lost $60 billion
of
her investor's money
Todd:
is that a lot?
Ross
Sorkin: HP was much
much
worse than Dell
Todd:
I'm an Epson man
Ross
Sorkin: she missed
her
targets repeatedly
Todd:
she totally rejects reality
on
the Planned Parenthood videos
Brooks:
the general public
doesn't
care about reality
Todd:
good point
Brooks:
unlike Clinton she doesn't accept
the
idea that should have to answer questions
Mitchell:
but the facts are that
she
lied about Planned Parenthood
Todd:
we've established that
Mitchell:
but she's captured
the
mood of America – angry and fact-free
Mitchell:
Clinton is not popular
because
she is not angry
Robinson:
I was floored that Fiorina
simply
won't accept reality – you can't
keep doing
that because people will
keep bringing it up
Todd:
will we revert to reality?
Brooks:
god I hope so
Mitchell:
Marco Rubio can save the establishment!
Ross
Sorkin: the money will follow
the
train leaving the station
Todd:
one million people are going to Philadelphia! Voluntarily!
Todd:
It's a miracle!
Todd:
the Pope talks about helping
people
in poverty like a socialist
Weigel:
Merton advocated
non-violence
and Day was a pacifist
Todd:
Day and Merton were crazy
– what are the Pope's politics?
Weigel:
they were radicals – but admirable people
Weigel:
Day was a anti-war in WWII
which
is pretty far out there
Todd:
I'll say – people love that war
which
is surprising because sequels
aren't
usually more popular
Weigel:
Merton was religious pan-religious monk
Todd:
I love crepes
Weigel:
he was an odd duck but like many
trappist
monks a best-selling author
Todd:
the Pope he talked about poor
people
and climate change and didn't
talk
about abortion or the gays
Weigel:
yes but he's really concerned
about
religious freedom especially
the right
of old nuns not to have
a health insurance
plans which
wastes precious sperm
Todd:
how about the Pope?
Brooks:
we're on a horizontal axis
and
he's on a vertical axis
Todd:
you're weird David
Brooks:
he's exploding souls all over America
Todd:
will this bond between Francis
and Obama
be like the one between
JPII and Reagan
Mitchell:
definitely – they've been
working together
secretly on Cuba
and who knows what else
Todd:
oooh dish
Mitchell:
I was most moved
by
the Pope at the World Trade Center
– I
recommend you youtube it
Robinson:
the Pope so moved
Boehner
he up and quit
Todd:
a Congressman swiped the Pope's
drinking
glass and sprinkled the water
on his grandkids
Todd:
he also took Obama's
glass
from the inauguration
Ross
Sorkin: he keeps the glasses?
Todd:
stealing drinking glasses is his thing
Ross
Sorkin: well okay
Todd:
got to give him credit
Ross
Sorkin: no doubt
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
