Host: Jon Karl:
Guests:
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Rep.
Luis Gutierrez (D-CA)
Jeremy
Bash (fmr. CIA spokesman)
Jeffrey
Goldberg
Newt
Gingrich
Donna
Brazile
George Will
Karl:
omg we're going to send
arms
to Syrian rebels!
Rubio:
I've been pushing for this
for
a long time but now that Obama
has
decided to do it I'd like to warn
that
it might turn out to be a very bad idea
Karl:
what would President Rubio do?
Rubio:
if I were President there
would
be only good people
and
no bad people
Karl:
what about Iran?
Rubio:
the people of Iran are very nice
– but
we must get tough on them
and
cripple the country even more
Karl:
do you support your
own
immigration bill?
Rubio:
no but that's just how the
legislative
process works
Karl:
I see
Rubio:
look Republicans support
immigration
as long as we can
have
a 50-foot electrified fence
Karl:
would support your own
bill
without the big fence?
Rubio:
no – it will never pass
without
the big fence anyway
Karl:
right-wing pundits say Chuck
Schumer
is playing you for a fool
Rubio:
that's mean – I'm very
conservative
in most ways
Karl:
true but Glenn Beck
still
hates your guts
Rubio:
I respect them very much –
but
the GOP will keep losing
elections
without more Hispanic votes
Karl:
is Chuck Schumer using
you
to get a liberal bill passed?
Rubio:
excuse me – we have de facto
amnesty
now and if we don't do
something
the GOP will never win again
Karl:
Isn't Obama ruining everything?
Rubio:
I don't pay attention to that Kenyan usurper
Karl:
what about LeBron James?
Rubio:
nice plug for an ABC broadcast Jon
Karl:
heh heh
[
break ]
Karl:
should we go into Syria?
Will:
Napoleon was right when he
said
we should invade Vienna instead
of
Syria since it's a much nicer place
Karl:
that makes sense
Will:
the point is we should
go
in all the way or not at all
Goldberg:
I think we should go in
but
I agree we should not just dip
a
toe into this war
Karl:
got it
Goldberg:
this is a war between
Hezbollah
and Al-qaeda –
who
do you support in that mess?
Karl:
is it too late to act in Syria?
Bash:
Assad is using sarin gas
– that's
evil!
Karl:
what is the policy?
Bash:
Obama likes using force –
he
did it in Afghanistan Libya
Syria
and Chicago
Raddatz:
what is the strategy?
if
you want to make a difference
create
a no-fly zone
Karl:
this is a bad situation
Bash:
thank you so much for
pointing
that out buddy
Karl:
was that snark
Bash:
chemical weapons are bad
Will:
we have taken sides in
this
war against Assad!
Goldberg:
I was in favor of force
before
but not now – it's a total mess
Bash:
that's exactly why now
we
have to attack!
Karl:
what about the election in Iran?
Goldberg:
the Supreme Leader
picks
all the candidates
Karl:
Obama?
Goldberg:
lol
Karl:
what about Edward Snowden?
Bash:
he's got a lot of secret
information
that China would
just
love to get their hands on
Karl:
whew - good thing he's
in
Hong Kong
Bash:
that's part of China!
Karl:
oh shit
[
break ]
Karl:
panel did Bill Clinton bully
Obama
into sending guns to Syria?
Brazile:
no it was just the right time
to
get a little bit involved in another
middle
east war
Gingrich:
Obama is unprofessional
and
impulsive and stupid
Karl:
got it
Gingrich:
we should get involved
but
it will also be a disaster
Gutierrez:
the best fighters are
with
al-qaeda
Karl:
excellent
Gutierrez:
we sent 150,000 troops
to
Iraq and it didn't work
Will:
this is a war and the
winner
will be the side that
is
more willing to kill
Brazile:
there must be political solution
that
gets Assad into exile
Will:
wrong – it's about killing
Gingrich:
Assad is brutal and ruthless
and
basically scum – I really admire him
Karl:
what about immigration reform?
Gingrich:
we need a really really big
fence
on the Mexican border
Karl:
you are so wise
Gutierrez:
forget the bickering –
it's
Father's Day! The immigration
system
separates parents and children
Will:
we don't need a big fence –
we
need a deep moat filled with alligators
Gutierrez:
also e-verify
Will:
Republicans will support a bill that
requires
Obama to resign and appoint
Ted
Cruz President
Karl:
that sounds like a perfect
bipartisan solution
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