The Chris Matthews Show
December 21, 2008
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Matthews: OMG Obama is trying to control his press coverage!
Heileman: they're leak hunting and he media love them for it!
Cooper: they're tardy and tight lipped!
Tweety: wow
Cooper: they're cheating by speaking to the unamerican people
Matthews: in 4 months the media will turn on Obama - i got the memo from Mark Halperin
Klein: yeah i got that one too
Klein: Obama is a bad guy cause he wants to talk about issues and not irrelevant shit
Matthew: ha! we found his weak spot!
Kay: the media turned on Bush just because thousands of americans died
Matthews: when should we be combative and when should we fellate presidents?
Cooper: why not hold them accountable all the time?
Matthew: i thought maybe it was be nice to republicans and mean to democrats
Klein: no we need to be confrontational about stuff that matters
Matthews: that's crazy
Heileman: people hate the media and love bloggers
Tweety: oh noes!
Kay: Obama is sleazy cause we can trust his press secretary
Klein: Obama doesn't need us
Tweety: demit
Tweety: OMG this reporter DID have a follow-up!
[ multiple shoe throwing ]
Tweety: take that dan rather and brit hume! ha!
Matthews: Caroline Kennedy!
Klein: Hillary is a wonk!
Heileman: She's shy and she's in Obamamania!
Matthews: we must reduce all politicians to empty cliches!
Cooper: you guys are all idiots
[ everyone interrupts shouting ]
Matthews: let's face it it's all about war and peace
Kay: well then hillary was wrong
Klein: she's an amateur and i hate her and she's a girl
Kay: she's lame
Matthews: maybe we should consider that helen cooper is right and we are all idiots
Heileman: me no think like that
Klein: is gud kwestun
Kay: I'm hearing rumors that the ruling Arab families prefer Republicans
Twety: wow!
Klein: Me no like UN in Afghanistan
Cooper: Obama can't find a CIA director because the liberal bloggers hate anyone tainted by torture
Matthews: there are liberal blogger spies
Heileman: liberals like Solis and green shit
Matthews: those crazy liberals!
Tweety: OMG Obama is going to be tested by a fake international crisis!
Kay: i predict we won't be able to predict it!
Klein: Dood the crisis is the financial crisis
Cooper: Obama is studying a world map and calling general and reading Ghost Wars
Tweety: he's renting Ghostbusters?
Heileman: Obama has ice in his veins and the dude is fucking ready
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