Guests:
Sen.
John McCain
Sen.
Lindsey Graham
Ashton
Carter – U.S. Secretary of Defense
Rep.
Donna Edwards
Andrea
Mitchell
David
Brooks
Rick
Santelli
Todd:
omg Vladimir Putin committed
crimes
to denigrate Hillary Clinton
and elect Donald Trump
Todd:
Putin stole John Podesta's
risotto
recipe and gave it to wikileaks!
Trump:
boy do I love WikiLeaks!
Todd:
the Kremlin celebrated their big win!
Trump:
why is everybody
always
attacking Russia?
It's
like Russia Russia Russia!
Trump:
the CIA has no idea
about
anything those big dummies
[ break ]
Todd:
welcome Senators
John
McCain and Lindsey Graham
Johndsey:
hi todd
Todd:
Trump says criticizing
Russia
is just a witch hunt
McCain:
that's crazy
Graham:
he thinks discovering
Russia
hacked the election
will
undermine his Presidency
Todd:
he's right
Graham:
but not even Democrats
are
saying he's not going to
get to
be the President
Todd:
he gets the big round office
and everything!
Graham:
there's no doubt that
Podesta's e-mails
were stole by
Russia and given to wikileaks
Todd:
and now ISIS is enjoying
some
sweet creamy risotto
Graham:
soon Trump will be
the
leader of all democracies
McCain:
dear god
Todd:
what is wrong with Donald Trump?
Graham:
he's worried these
revelations
about Russia
make
him look like Putin's stooge
Todd:
he's doing just fine on his own
Graham:
as a democracy we cannot
ignore
foreign interference in our elections
Todd:
right – so we should
stop being a democracy
Graham:
that's not what I meant
Todd:
oh okay
Graham:
all I ask is for Donald Trump
to
show some integrity and leadership
and
defend America
Todd:
that seems like a lot actually
Graham:
the KGB celebrated Trump's win!
Todd:
high fives all around
McCain:
it's obvious they committed
all
kinds of crimes to elect this crazy person
Todd:
was Trump was in
contact with Moscow?
McCain:
we need to find out!
Todd:
will we?
McCain:
no because the GOP
doesn't
want to know the answer
Graham:
we should have a big
investigation
and get to the bottom of this
Todd:
wherever it leads?
Graham:
yes!
Todd:
golly
Graham:
I tell my Republican friends
if
you are gleeful about this you are
hack
and you are not a patriot
McCain:
you tell 'em Linds
Graham:
we should hit them where it hurts!
Todd:
kick to the groin?
Graham:
no I was thinking
of
oil and gas sanctions
Todd:
we support democracy
so
aren't we just as bad?
McCain:
Todd you simpleton they
are
taking down our electric plants
Graham:
ooh snap John
Todd:
Trump seems to really
really
like Vladimir Putin
McCain:
he's slaughtering Ukrainians!
Graham:
I want to punch Putin!
McCain:
you go Lindsey
Graham:
ooh I would
give
him such a smack
Todd:
I bet he's nervous now
Graham:
I want to see U.S. soldiers
in
the Baltics and seamen in tropics
Todd:
admit it – wouldn't Hillary be better
McCain:
no because of
Benghazi and Wikileaks
Graham:
no because I really
want
tax cuts for rich people
Graham:
if he bashes Russia
then
he will be a hero
Todd:
judge Barack Obama for me
McCain:
he's the first black President
proving
there is no more racism in America
Todd:
I thought as much
McCain:
but he didn't bomb
Assad
which made me sad
Graham:
Michelle is very dignified
Todd:
say something bad about him
Graham:
he's weak America and let evil thrive
Todd:
what else?
Graham:
he's weak
Todd:
any other words?
Graham:
also weak
Todd:
thanks for coming guys
[
break ]
Conway:
sure Russia tried to
hack the
election to try to elect
Donald Trump but
they did not
succeed in electing Donald Trump
Todd:
so he plans plans to punish Russia
Conway:
I didn't say that!
Todd:
okay
Conway:
Nyet! Nyet!
Todd:
so panelists Trump is finally
accepting
that Russia hacked
Mitchell:
no he's not – only Kelly Conway did
Todd:
close enough
Mitchell:
it's not just hacking –
it's
about fake news
Todd:
are you talking about me
Mitchell:
whether they
succeeded isn't the issue
Todd:
although they did
Brooks:
Trump's ego won't let
him
admit he won with Putin's help
Todd:
or anyone else's
Brooks:
but this is really about
the
post WWII order
Brooks:
they see Russia as an ally of
Christian
autocracy against radical Islam
Santelli:
when a crime is committed
no
one ever asks 'who did it?'
Todd:
um really?
Santelli:
the media is being so unfair!
Santelli:
no one talked about
the hack at the time!
Santelli:
this is about Hillary's
private e-mail server!
Todd:
whoa Rick slow down
we
can only take so much bullshit
Edwards:
the next time it might Republicans
Brooks:
Putin guys murders journalists!
Santelli:
you all just hate Trump
Mitchell:
that's not true Rick
Brooks:
yes it is but that's not the point
Santelli:
we hacked Angela Merkel
– everybody
does it!
Mitchell:
you sir an idiot
Santelli:
there were no headlines at the time!
Santelli:
it's all kabuki theater!
Santelli:
the CIA are a bunch of liberals!
Mitchell:
who is this lunatic
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Secretary Carter
Carter:
nice to be here Chet
Todd:
John McCain calls
Russia's
hacking an act of war
Carter:
well it's very serious
Todd:
how should we respond
Carter:
it's a secret but it's very clever
Todd:
why won't Obama attack Russia?
Carter:
well first we had to have a written report
Todd:
Trump says “stupid”
people don't like Russia
Carter:
Putin is very hostile to the U.S.
Todd:
is Russia an ally against ISIS?
Carter:
no not at all they lied
Todd:
really?
Carter:
yeah we're doing it all on our own
Todd:
well good luck
Carter:
U.S. troops are on the
Tigris river today
Todd:
say hi to Hammurabi for me
Carter:
will do
Todd:
Obama's Syria red line was the
most
important world event since the
Peace
of Westphalia
Carter:
that might be overstating it
Todd:
but there would be World Peace
if
not for Obama's red line
Carter:
the Russians are evil dipshits
Todd:
should we bomb North Korea?
Carter:
no Chuck
Todd:
but I'm bored
Carter:
we have 28,000 troops in
Korea
with the slogan 'Fight Tonight'
Todd:
but there's a big NFL game tonight
Carter:
I didn't mean that literally
Todd:
would we shoot down
a
missile from North Korea?
Carter:
you betcha
Todd:
the Fort Lauderdale
shooter
was a troubled vet
Carter:
we take PTSD very seriously
Todd:
have we done enough?
Carter:
no
Todd:
thanks for coming
[
break ]
Todd:
time to crunch some numbers!
Todd:
people with Obamacare
care
voted for Trump
Todd:
an Iowa country had a 50 %
drop
in uninsured and still voted
overwhelming
for Trump
Todd:
same thing in Ohio
Todd:
the GOP has no choice but
to
pretend to repeal the ACA
Todd:
but then they may take
away
people's health care
Rand
Paul: we have to replace
not just replace
Corker:
yes we must do both simultaneously
[
break ]
Santelli:
your health care
coverage
will not be interrupted
so
stop worrying you losers
Santelli:
competition will solve all this!
Mitchell:
if Republicans repeal the
ACA
they will lose billions in tax revenue
Todd:
lucky for us repeal will take years
Brooks:
there's no proof of that
Santelli:
people will have worse
health
care but so what
Edwards:
if they had replacement
for
Obamacare they would have a
replacement
for Obamacare
Todd:
can Trump make a deal
to
fix the ACA with Chuck Schumer?
Mitchell:
Trump just called him a clown
Todd:
what is a GOP version of Obamacare?
Edwards:
Obamacare is the Republican plan
Santelli:
cars have tires so stop whining
Brooks:
the GOP won't
commit political suicide
Todd:
are you sure?
Todd:
Democrats made a mistake
when
the didn't bring Republicans
into
the health care process
Edwards:
that's not what happened Charles
Santelli:
I predict you will see compromise
Todd:
I fucking love compromise!!
Todd:
ha ha ha the Murdoch paper
NY
Post want Hillary Clinton to run
for
Mayor of New York
Mitchell:
they just hate Bill Di Blasio
Mitchell
it's a trial balloon
Brooks:
she should go on
Celebrity Apprentice
Todd:
I love that idea!
Todd:
we have a conflict of interest
because
that show is on NBC
Todd
but let's talk about it anyway
Todd:
Trump is in a twitter feud
with
Arnold Schwarzenegger
bashing
the show
Todd:
but he's still the executive
producer
so he's trashing his own show
Santelli:
yeah maybe not do that
Mitchell:
and he sent that tweet
just
before he got the security briefing!
Todd:
he's a tweeting machine
Brooks:
just ignore him
Mitchell
he's the damn incoming president
Todd:
Trump is interfering
with U.S. businesses
Santelli:
it's okay when a Republican does it
Mitchell:
we haven't even talked
about
Trump's ethics issues!
Todd:
sorry we're out of time
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
