Republican Presidential Debate - January 24, 2008

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Republican Presidential Debate
Boca Raton, Florida
MSNBC
January 24, 2008
Hosts: Brian Williams, Tim Russert
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Williams: that's it we're moving to Boca!!!

Williams: Let's begin Willard do you like Bush's plan

Russert: well gas is expensive that makes sense to me but i also had a savings plan tax cut and low income tax cut and a corporate tax cut

Williams: oh sensing a pattern

Romney: i like homeowners dunno hopw all this crazy home crisis happened to yeah FHA rulz

Williams: yur in Congress Senator Tiger Cage

McCain: i love love love the Bush tax cuts

Brian: what else

McCain: lower corporate taxes also did i mention the Bush tax cuts?

Brian: yeah

McCain: well then cut corporate tax cuts

Williams: what say you benito

Rudy: they don't go far enough - there is no distinction between temporary and permanenent for example all jobs today are temporary

Brian: what else

Rudy: major tax reductions - they have gotten so high under Bush

Russert: Sen. POW you know nothing about economics so who in their right mind would vote 4 u

McCain: that's crazy marty feldman supports me

Tim: Eye-gor?

McCain: also jack kemp and phil gramm and the corpse of ronald reagan

Tim: quite a brain trust

Williams: what say you benito

Rudy: they don't go far enough - there is no distinction between temporary and permanenent for example all jobs today are temporary

Brian: what else

Rudy: major tax reductions - they have gotten so high under Bush

Russert: Sen. POW you know nothing about economics so who in their right mind would vote 4 u

McCain: that's crazy marty feldman supports me

Tim: Eye-gor?

McCain: also jack kemp and phil gramm and the corpse of ronald reagan

Tim: quite a brain trust

Huckabee: we're just going to send $150 billion to china - instead let's build 2 lanes of highway 2,000 miles across teh USA

Timmy: but you sound like FDR government can spend money best

Huckster: hey people are missing Rudy's dance recitals stuck in traffic

Romney: i put money away for a rainy day in Massachusetts and we have a lot of those

Tim: you hate Mccain don't you

Romney: he voted against Bush tax cuts and i have special scientologist Xenu DNA

McCain: i voted against Bush tax cuts and they were bad when spending was igh but now we must keep them because spending is high

Williams: let's go the Crazy Man

Paul: Bush wants to print more money we should just get rid of all regulations

Brian: like what

Paul: stopping at red lights - its pure fascism!

Paul: i want to see america frozen and repeal sarbannes oxley and end the war and the Empire

Williams: now to make Paul look normal i turn to Mayor Rudy Alaweed

Rudy: no that was very different i took Prince to Ground Zero and he gave me $10 million and then insulted Israel so naturally i told the widows and kids sorry but my grandstanding comes first

Williams: well of course

Rudy: the japanese came and i am pretty much in favor of Saudi ownership of the USA as long as they zip it about Israel

Russert: when the democrats were in charge everything was good and now it all sucks

McCain: ignore the record Dems will not restore stability of our bodily fluids they will spend like crazy

Russert: um dood i just said you ran up a 9 trillion debt

McCain: i will impose sadomasocism in the federal goverment and harsh leather laden discipline

Huckster: it's not Bush's fault after all he never pretended to care about anyone but the rich

Tim: that's true

Huckster: i'm the only who even seems aware that America is in the shitter and poor people get the shaft

Romney: It's all Washington's fault

Tim: George?

Romney: that cherry tree cutting motherfucker

Tim: why elect you

Mitt: i turned around the Olympics

Tim: that's it

Mitty: we are teh party of economic responsibility

Tim: all evidence to the contrary

Rudy: hey i turned around a Communist City

Paul: i want an old fashioned program

Brain: how old?

Paul: bring back the Klan!

Brian: you seem excited

Paul: it's a new era and we're waving the flag of revolution of tiny dollars

Florida Guy: Are you going to cut spending or stay in Iraq?

McCain: Hillary wants to surrender and we will have more American blood shed by leaving because then al qaeda will have won

FG: huh?

McCain: look America has an obligation to run the world and finally no retreat and no surrender

Williams: how do we add to the army?

Mitty: bribe them by giving them college

Williams: how nice

Romney: the Dems all said the other night that they didn't want to win

Williams: oh i missed that

Romney: they will allow al qaeda to hav a save haven from which to attack america

Williams: i thought that was florida

Romney: hillary is a bad Vagina Generata

Timmy: was it a mistake

McCain: saddam was hell bent on being bad but Rumsfeld was also bad

Tim: worth it

McCain: no but we have to stay to preserve our honor

Rudy: i am in favor of the war because we get to crack some brown skulls and i am not going to let some faggy polls push me around

Paul: idiots there weren't even mass weapons jeesus

Huckster: i thank bush for recognizing that even though Saddam wasn't a threat he acted and wasn't it nice when we were all united around bullshit?

Romney: Bush is wonderful although the war was screwed up for 5 years it's great now we've changed lives there

Williams: we killed 400,000

Romney: lucky ones r in heaven

Brian: ah

Romney: the fucking chinese are fine for making toys and jesus figurines but how do make sure they don't get away with patenting pharmaceuticals and shit like that

Rudy: China is wonderful and scary - it's scary because you can't sue over there but then again we can try to sell shit to China

Brian: but we don't make anything

Rudy: we can sell them our women?

Brian: what else

Rudy: Bill Clinton destroyed our military and need more soldiers to attack our new chinese friends

McCain: i want to ask Huckabee how do you get people to support you and wear t-shirts i can't get any non-journalists to support me

Huckabee: Dr Phil wants to abolish the IRS and i agree tax spending it's just consumption

McCain: but the poor

Huckabee: no once a month you send a form to the federal CRS

McCain: what is that

Huckster: Consumption Revenue Service -- they will be allowed to shoot on sight to prevent an underground economy

Timmy: i like it

Huckster: Hookers would pay sales tax

Timmy: save your receipts!

Ron Paul: what about the Bilderburg Group?!?!?!

McCain: i can't talk about that

Paul: c'mon

McCain: no seriously Pete Peterson would kill me and that man is lethal

Paul: show some guts

McCain: Phil Gramm!! Phil Gramm!!

Huckster: Mitty do u luv gunz

Mitty: i like to provide relaxation in gun use

Huck: me too

Willard: i like laws but not new ones and i like hunting and whatever you inbred hicks do

Rudy: property insurance is hard to get

Brain: that's your question??

Rudy: Observe my Florida ju-jitsu

McCain: shut the fuck up greaseball

Romney: all Floridians deserve to have the federal government subsidize their home insurance and i am very sensitive to this think of all the poor people from Massachusetts who vacation in Florida every winter

Brian Williams: so so so sad

McCain: we have to address global warming to build a big risk pool

Brian: what stops private insurers from doing this now?

McCain: no i will call everyone to a big table and give people free hurricane insurance

Russert: greenhouse gases are a threat to Talhassee

Rudy: the best answer to emulate the French and build a nuclear power plants out of coal

Russert: anything else?

Rudy: liquid natural gas

Russert: that's a fossil fuel idiot

Rudy: biofuels, bitches!!!

McCain: we have to address global warming to build a big risk pool

Brian: what stops private insurers from doing this now?

McCain: no i will call everyone to a big table and give people free hurricane insurance

Russert: greenhouse gases are a threat to Talhassee

Rudy: the best answer to emulate the French and build a nuclear power plants out of coal

Russert: anything else?

Rudy: liquid natural gas

Russert: that's a fossil fuel idiot

Rudy: biofuels, bitches!!!

McCain: violent weather will destory Florida!!

Brian: Rudy you suck more than any one has ever sucked

Rudy: i'm lulling you all into a false sense of security by total looserness

Brian: like you sucked al qeada by making the Twin Towers such a tempting target

Rudy: exactly

Williams: your own mother hates you

McCain: people are very worried by the islamic attacks against america for the last few years

Williams: oh of course

McCain: also i appeal to Republicans with global warming and defending Israel

Brian: naturally

Russert: please attack Bill Clinton

Romney: Bill will have more sex in the oval office

Timmeh: ha hah ha ha hha please say more

Romney: hillary has a health care plan

Russert: oh noes!

Romney: she doesn't even want to stay in Iraq to justify the deaths we've already had

Russert: what else is evil about Hillary

Romney: she has been in Washington too long

Russert: and?

Romney: we can't send her back to Washington

Russert: where she already is?

Romney: right

Timmy: you spend so much of your millons

Romney: hey i saved wisely and because i am so rich i am in touch with america

Williams: Americans hate mormons

Mitt: as a scientologist i believe that no religous test shall be required and i will pledge not to put a statue to Xenu on teh White House Lawn

Williams: Hillary is like Big Brother a boot smashing a face forever

Tim: you're fucking weird

Timmy: abolish social security?

Paul: end the american empire!

Timmy: Helicopter Ben wants to put America's elderly on an ice floe - do you agree

Huckster: dood if you want your sons to inherit alot of money drop out

Tim: your stupid sales tax is unlikely

Huckster: don't be pessimisstic

Tim: oh i'm being optimistic dood

Russert: will you raise taxes Dog on Roof?

Mitt: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no

Tim: ok ok

Mitt: it would kill America!

Tim: which is really strong

Mitt: right

Tim: but incredibly fragile

Mitt: exactly

Florida: do you hate spanish people and if you don't why woo them

Rudy: very simple we should fence off America and make all American citizens carry an ID card

Florida: so why have ads in Spanish

Rudy: bilingual americans!

Russert: Cubans are better than Mexicans and North Koreans???

Rudy: Castro is really really bad

Timmy: u luv hugo chavez?

Rudy: he's a nice guy

Journalist: is Sen. Squirrel Face too old?

Huckster: Carlos Norris would kick me if I disagreed

McCain: Rocky and Rambo will beat your buddies up

Williams: New Yorkers hate you too they say you are vindictive arrogant and a sick fuck

Rudy: the new york times are all commies

Williams: i just got a fax saying you are a flip flopper

Mitt: i flip flop strategically i'm going to Washington oppose typical politicians outlaw all Thetans

Williams: were you brainwashed in the 'Nam puffy?

McCain: Rudy is an American Hero he alone united America after 9/11

[ Bush, drunk, watching tv on the third floor of
the White House - 'fuck you too, asshole' ]

Huckster: i am a christian and i am here to bravely stick up for God

Paul: I don't plan to run as third party but dammitt you used to be against debt and now look at us we're all militaristic psychopaths

Williams: Ron Paul and his crazy fans get the last word good night from Boca and let's get a double martini get on the golf carts and go wheeeeeee