The Chris Matthews Show
January 13, 2008
Matthews: how can Hillary get people to stop hating her
Woodward: the story is Hillary and her emotions
Woodward: she's just like you Tweety -- she has to dial her personality down - in other words she's nuts
Norris: women loved it when she cried and breaking glass ceilings
Matthews: she should run as a woman
Borger: her whole body is about change and she bent over backwards to look tough and now she has to look human
Matthews: ooh she's phony but the bad guys are after us!!
Brooks: she's Elizabeth Taylor she's walled off
Matthews: she's an 8-time married friend of michael and the chimp?
Borger: I felt it was wrong for Edwards and Obama to gang up and hit her
Norris: blacks worry if they gang on him it will hurt blacks image
Woodward: he's very handsome
Matthews: that is so true
Brooks: people are idiots
Brooks: well not us we're licensed professionals
Norris: dood teh polls were wrong
Matthews: Women voted!
Borger: Obama has to outline an agenda that appeals to waitresses - he's an uppity elitist
Matthews: Rove says Hillary appeals to beer drinkers
Brooks: not Starbucks and wine - that’s Obama
Matthews: who gets Dunkin Donuts vote?
Brooks: that would be Hillary but who will Juan Valdez vote for ???
Matthews: that crazy Edwards won't drop out he's like Ben Stein in Honeymoon in Vegas he's an irritating asshole
Brooks: he's helping Obama because he appeals to the Krizpy Kreme vote
Borger: he's going to be the Burger King-maker!
Woodward: I like McDonalds fries dipped in mayonnaise
Matthews: i love it!
Matthews: the Establishment luvs john McCain!!!
Woodward: well they wanna win and he's got a certain aura - its either moral authority or the stink of impending death
Matthews: i can't tell
Woodward: he's a problem fixer anyone can see that
Borger: i love John McCain because he's not polarizing everyone hates him
Matthews: no doubt he's a patriot and a hero
Brooks: he's our SOB
Matthews: we need him to stop the women and blacks!!!
Norris: Oprah is coming back and Obama will use her in South Carolina!
Woodward: people care about this pesky Iraq war
Matthews: might you have a new book about this??
Woodward: you read my mind you coy bastard
Borger: it's all over on Feb 5 - or maybe not it's all an imperative
Matthews: March 4th!
Brooks: Obama tires easily i suspect sickle cell
Matthews: maybe his big penis wears him down
Matthews: will candidates dump Bush??
Norris: everyone hates him
Woodward: they will do anything do win they are almost as bad as Dems
Borger: r u kidding? Bush is a horror
Brooks: depends on Iraq