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Sunday January 6, 2008
60 Minutes
Lara Logan interviews Pervez Musharraf
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Logan: Bhutto was killed on your watch
Musharraf: someone was going to kill that democratic bitch eventually
Logan: it was a matter of time
Musharraf: damm right
Logan: what was your first reaction to her assassination
Musharraf: use my secret police to repress the people of course
Logan: naturally
Logan: you didn't like her
Musharraf: no she was doing annoying stuff like coming into the country and running for office
Logan: you hated her guts
Musharraf: no i just wanted her dead
Logan: but it wasn't personal
Musharraf: strictly business
Musharraf: we told her not to come
Logan: she made a mistake
Musharraf: oh yeah
Logan: sounds like you have a very safe country
Musharraf: only the areas where people are likely to be killed are dangerous
Logan: oh ok then
Musharraf: what the fuck was doing standing up in the car and waving around
Logan: maybe she thought she saw johnny depp
Musharraf: that's crazy this is all her fault
Logan: are you sure it all is her fault?
Musharraf: oh yes all her fault - no one else's
Logan: did you give her all the security she needed
Musharraf: oh yes she got the best security ever
Logan: well you sure a hit a home run on that one didn't you
Logan: she said she would catch bin Laden and that you suck
Musharraf: no fair i'm doing my best
Logan: what are you doing
Musharraf: hey I'm torturing people left and right and still the american people are bitching jeez allah's tits
Logan: what are you accomplishing
Musharraf: what other country has arrested 700 al qeada?
Logan: what other country does Osama bin Laden live?
Musharraf: luxembourg its crazy there
Logan: under you Osama is rocking and the Taliban is back and better than ever
Musharraf: that's true but that America's fault
Logan: did you kill Bhutto?
Musharraf: i'm innocent until proven guilty baby
Logan: so you didn't
Musharraf: hey i was trying to help her
Logan: bang up job dood
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