Meet The Press
March 1, 2009
Dee Dee Myers
Gregory: holy shit Obama is reversing the ideas of ronald reagan!!
Scarborough: Obama is just another liberal big liberal spender like liberal George W Bush - it's so sad i thought we were getting change from the past eight years - finally some conservative government!
Murphy: It’s disappointing just because Republicans suck Obama is taking advantage of it to be liberal
Gregory: just terrible - as usual he is cheating by being popular
Murphy: if we're going to get a French Revolution we're should guillotine some peasants too out of fairness
Gregory: the Heritage Foundation say Obama is very unfair
Ford: oh please the rich control half the wealth in this nation and Republicans said Bill Clinton's first budget was going to kill America and they were proven fucking wrong
Scarborough: no the good economy in the 90s was due to good Republicans like Bill Clinton not a liberal Democrats like George Bush
Gregory: [high pitched squeaky voice ] OMG Congress is free-spending!!
Gregory: but Judd Gregg says it's bad!!
Myers: Obama's trying to solve real problems dude
Murphy: there is not enough money for killing brown people in this budget but at least he did cut money for the elderly
Gregory: Where are the cuts?!? Where are the cuts?!?
Ford: you're like Ayn Rand with Tourette's
Scarborough: i'm so disappointed with Obama - i thought he was a conservative republican would eliminate Medicaid [ begins weeping ]
Murphy: indeed it's so so sad - so so disappointing
Gregory: omg i've been asleep since 1980 - spending is bad!!!!
Ford: Obama should be primaried by a young black man if the deficit is not cut in half in 4 years
Gregory: you said it!
Ford: Joe Scarborough is probably right
Obama: Bring it on fuckers!!
Myers: you want a piece of him!?!
Scarborough: it's like me threatening an intern
Murphy: it's such a trick - he's cheating because people want to live like the French
Ford: i disagree with Joe Scar - Obama should adopt some Republican policies!
Murphy: he's just like Bush!
Gregory: I want to talk about Republicans
Ford: weren't we?
Gregory: let me quote Rush Limbaugh
Audience: [ oh for god's sake ]
Murphy: we have to step back and figure out what the fuck went wrong with the GOP
Gregory: not dickish enough?
Murphy: we all worship ronald reagan
Gregory: of course
Murphy: but we must reach out to more people than the Rush-loving crazies
Gregory: tell us how Republicans can please restore Republican ideas please!
Scarborough: vote for a third party - "the RePUBlican party"
Murphy: the good news is that Obama has turned Left
Gregory: why is he such a terrible radical Lefty?
Ford: Because this is what Americans want
Murphy: France! The French! France!
Scarborough: only I know what works - I was so successful in Congress I had to quit
Ford: hey Bush got Dems to go along with him and look what that got him
Gregory: let's return to bashing Obama and shilling for Republicans
Ford: indeed Dancin’ Dave
Gregory: look at my running tally of Government Spending
Scarborough: i love you man
Gregory: wait I'm not finished - Obama also brought the Dow down!!!
Ford: Obama is crippled!!
Gregory: Obama will fail and people hate him!!
Scarborough: exactly - the National Debt is Obama's fault!!!
Gregory: so clearly the GOP will sweep in 2010
Scar: sure we all know that - but by then America will be fucked
Murphy: Democrats are worse that Republicans who got us into Iraq!!!
Scar: of course - vote RePUBlican!!
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