The Chris Matthews Show
March 22, 2009
Matthews: OMG the AIG bonuses!!! If Obama continues to take all this criticism he will only be elected 4 times like FDR!!!
Kay: Obama is too aloof and out of touch with the public - you can tell because he was just elected President in a landslide
Klein: the little people are angry - the rest of us are smart
Parker: Obama should have known that one penny out of $1,000 was spent on bonuses
Whitaker: Obama has stoke the angry but recall that eventually they guillotined Guillotine
Matthews: Populism is bad! Also we need to get the bad guys!!
Kay: Obama appears to support Geithner
Matthews: where's my money!! I want my money back!!
Klein: Um Chris.. George W Bush took your money
Matthews: When do I get my money back??!!
Klein: Reagan presided over a recession 2 years in!!!
Whitaker: yeah but he was a wonderful white cowboy
Matthews: Matthews Meter - Is Obama finished?
Kay: sure because AIG is a black hole that sucks in all US money
Klein: no that's stupid
Parker: He's toast
Whitaker: and he's black
Matthews: If we have another Depression are at least going have dancing singing newsboys and good music??!!
Old Guy: look I'm a poor man's woody guthrie!!
Matthews: we lost a newspaper this week
Kay: did you look under the couch?
Matthews: no it went out of business
Kay: oh then i'd look on the internet
Matthews: OMFG the internet killed the newspaper i loved and held in my hands is dead
Klein: it's a daily act of devotion and an addiction
Matthews: Our Lady of WaPo and Heroin
Whitaker: the Seattle Post is going to survive - it will just go from 210 reporters to one teenager with a blog
Kay: In Britain newspapers are loss leaders for inbred royalist psychopaths
Parker: in the US they are non-profit centers for conservative lunatics
Matthews: but the beauty of a newspapers I am exposed to extreme weirdness which you can't get on the Internet
Klein: no - I still have a blog
Matthews: no wait I am going to show you a demonstration of something cool I did when i was a paper boy
[ rolls newspaper in a tight tube, masturbates on tv ]
Kay: oh my god
[ fap fap fap fap fap ]
Matthews: let's you do that with the Huffington Post
Parker: words fail me chris
Chris: tell me something I don’t know
Kay: 100,000 people are dying in Darfur
Klein: I miss Ron Silver - he was crazy but he wuz mah fwend
Parker: Blue Dogs love Obama
Whitaker: AIG owed billions to French and German banks
Chris: mein gott!
Matthews: winners of AIG scandal?
Kay: Jon Stewart and Colbert
Klein: Sarah Palin
Parker: Rush Limbaugh
Whitaker: whoever runs against Chris Dodd
Matthews: Andrew Cuomo! Cuomo Smash!!