Face the Nation
March 1, 2009
Schieffer: OMG there are 9,000 earmarks!!
Emanuel: we will reduce them greatly
Schieffer: by how many?
Emanuel: down to 8,785
Schieffer: why not get rid of all earmarks unlike every President ever?
Emanuel: because fuck you
Schieffer: Republicans like Newt Gingrich say Obama is a bad man
Emanuel: um yeah fuck him Bob
Schieffer: this is probably the biggest budget since like ever
Schieffer: eh I'm old
Schieffer: Let me quote Newt Gingrich extensively on all your big spending and debt and socialist agenda
Emanuel: recall dipshit we inherited the debt and big spending and the lies
Emanuel: i agree with Newt that Obama doesn’t want to subsidize big businesses and criminals and lies
Schieffer: no no no you are big spenders - i mean look at this funding for sick children and dental work - isn't this just Bridgework To Nowhere???
Emanuel: Fuck off old man
Schieffer: well ah do declah
Emanuel: We've have 30 years of a Republican Culture of Debts and Spending and Irresponsibility
Schieffer: Newt Gingrich says you will raise taxes on regular people
Emanuel: well he's lying
Emanuel: we're going back to the tax rates we had under Ronald Reagan
Schieffer: that damnned socialist!?
Emanuel: we also will help poor people, increase energy efficiency, and end stupid wars
Schieffer: speaking newt and of raising taxes on rich people
Emanuel: you senile bastard
Schieffer: what about the poor charities who will get no donations anymore??
Emanuel: you are a silly shill for Newt Gingrich
Schieffer: sorry he's got compromising pictures of me with some beavers
Emanuel: people are shocked Obama is keeping his promises
Schieffer: you failed to get bipartisanship - so sad
Emanuel: no we succeeded
Schieffer: but only you only got three GOP votes
Emanuel: no you liar we got lots on the employment bill and children's health and we got GOP Governors supporting the Stimulus
Schieffer: they don't count - everyone knows the GOP is represented six crazy House Members and Rush Limbaugh
Emanuel: ah the Leader of the GOP - who wants Obama to Fail
Schieffer: Indeed let’s talk Rush
Emanuel: Rush is the Intellectual Force of teh GOP and all Republicans grovel at his feet
Schieffer: you really believe that??
Emanuel: oh yeah they all kiss his fat boil-ridden pasty-white ass
Schieffer: Is Obama going to give GM $20 billion??
Emanuel: these assholes tried to sell us Hummers for 10 years
Schieffer: so what's the answer?
Emanuel: they will have to agree to support our energy and health care plans
Schieffer: very clever
Emanuel: That's the Chicago Way fucker
Schieffer: now liberal Democrats say Obama's not leaving Iraq fast enough
Emanuel: Nancy Pelosi - what's she gonna do, impeach Obama??
Emanuel: she can impeach my ass
Schieffer: will the Commanders follow Obama
Emanuel: you bet they will fucker
Schieffer: Can you really expect Congress to get something done?
Emanuel: they will or I will take a crowbar to their car windshields
Schieffer: what if that doens't work?
Emanuel: i go after their families
Schieffer: sounds like Mexico
Emanuel: i gotta admit i like their style
Emanuel: we're going to sic Napolitano on the Mexican drug dealer's ass
Schieffer: is she up to it?
Emanuel: she's an Italian from the American West - her grandmother will kill you
Schieffer: okay then