March 29, 2009
Matthews: OMG people don't hate Obama!!
Ignatius: Preznit Obama! Save us! Deliver us from ourselves!!
Matthews: but I'm amazed that people don't hate him!
Norah: true but he will fail soon enough
Kelly: Dems needs to answer to constituents and that means acting like Republicans
Sully: jesus Kelly the Republicans failed!!
Kelly: but they're the daddy party!
Norah: the ConservaDems shredded Obama's budget!!
Matthews: explain it to me Noron
Norah: me no understand
Kelly: Obama is speaking to the enemy
Chris: the Taliban, North Korea, Hamas?
Kelly: Evan Bayh
Ignatius: Obama must crush all opposition
Sully: he must thrust forward again and again
Tweety: i love it!
Bayh: i have no testicles
Sullly: no one can resist the handsome black man
Matthews: i know!
Kelly: i'm not so sure
Noron: he got one million dollars!
Sully: no one it's one hundred million
Matthews: he's a hard leader
Matthews: OMG we have to crush Afghanistan and Pakistan!!
Ignatius: he's narrowing the mission to taking away Al Qaeda's frequent flying tickets
Norah: it's deadly and getting worse
Tweety: we're getting in deep so we should stay and leave
Tweety: it's Vietnam!!
Kelly: Afghanistan is like baseball it has a spring training season
Sully: Obama is going to use Iran as his starting pitchers
Matthews: did he just defer to the brass
Ignatius: no he let Hillary and Petraeus fight it out and the winner got to decide policy
Tweety: wow who won?
Ignatius: Hillary kicked his ass
Tweety: this was always Obama's policy
Tweety: sullivan predict the future for me
Sully: I'm a gay brit with a beard not Karnack
Norah: Obama is going to attack Pakistan!
Ignatius: Iran is going to attack us!
Matthews: oh noe!
Kelly: Congress wants to hire an outside consultant to cut entitlements
Tweety: wow! that can't fail!
Sully: Iowa is going to legalize gay marriage which proves Republicans are right to argue for states' right
Matthews: ha! You're priceless!