Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Daily Show with guest Jim Cramer - March 12, 2009

The Daily Show
March 12, 2009
Guest: Jim Cramer
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Stewart: why are we fighting?

Cramer: i dunno i love you

Stewart: i wasn't attacking you personally

Cramer: well i did get a lot of things wrong

Stewart: yeah i know

Stewart: we're both selling snake oil but you're actually a snake

Cramer: hey i'm just a humble unfrozen caveman

Stewart: how did you make money on Wall Street

Cramer: i cheated by hyping worthless stocks

Stewart: are you the good jim cramer or the bad jim cramer

Cramer: which channel am i on

Stewart: tv can be a powerful force for good

Cramer: like The A-Team

Stewart: it seems like ordinary people are paying for your fucking game

Cramer: hey you've seen my show - i play a fucking lunatic - I'm exposing the craziness of wall street

Stewart: good point

Cramer: we give the people what they want

Stewart: but you lie and manipulate the market!

Cramer: it’s all in fun

Stewart: it’s not a fucking game dude!

Cramer: hey I’m revealing it all

Stewart: you knew what was going on and puffed stocks - that’s disengenous at best and criminal at worst

Cramer: hey I’m not the crook here - they lied to me!

Stewart: are you a journalist or trying to hype the market?

Cramer: I’m just a dumbass

Stewart: you sell the idea of money for nothing

Cramer: beats working for a living

Stewart: who are you responsible to - the public or the fast-trading criminals?

Cramer: our responsibility is to attack Barack Obama

Stewart: you're a fucking circus act

Cramer: i'm no edward r murrow

Stewart: you're edward r moron

Cramer: i rant for a living

Stewart: well congrats asshole cause you killed america

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