The Daily Show
March 12, 2009
Guest: Jim Cramer
Stewart: why are we fighting?
Cramer: i dunno i love you
Stewart: i wasn't attacking you personally
Cramer: well i did get a lot of things wrong
Stewart: yeah i know
Stewart: we're both selling snake oil but you're actually a snake
Cramer: hey i'm just a humble unfrozen caveman
Stewart: how did you make money on Wall Street
Cramer: i cheated by hyping worthless stocks
Stewart: are you the good jim cramer or the bad jim cramer
Cramer: which channel am i on
Stewart: tv can be a powerful force for good
Cramer: like The A-Team
Stewart: it seems like ordinary people are paying for your fucking game
Cramer: hey you've seen my show - i play a fucking lunatic - I'm exposing the craziness of wall street
Stewart: good point
Cramer: we give the people what they want
Stewart: but you lie and manipulate the market!
Cramer: it’s all in fun
Stewart: it’s not a fucking game dude!
Cramer: hey I’m revealing it all
Stewart: you knew what was going on and puffed stocks - that’s disengenous at best and criminal at worst
Cramer: hey I’m not the crook here - they lied to me!
Stewart: are you a journalist or trying to hype the market?
Cramer: I’m just a dumbass
Stewart: you sell the idea of money for nothing
Cramer: beats working for a living
Stewart: who are you responsible to - the public or the fast-trading criminals?
Cramer: our responsibility is to attack Barack Obama
Stewart: you're a fucking circus act
Cramer: i'm no edward r murrow
Stewart: you're edward r moron
Cramer: i rant for a living
Stewart: well congrats asshole cause you killed america