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President George W Bush: as you know i am sadly
forced to stay far, far, far, away from the RNC due to my duties in doing nothing at all for a Category One storm
crowd: Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
George W Bush: hi mom and dad
Bush Senior: oh fuck
Bush: i sit at the Resolute Desk
Crowd: whaaaa?
Bush: i've watched as my incompetence shattered buildings and whole cities
Crowd: clap clap clap
Bush: McCain was offered early checkout from the Hotel he was staying in but he refused to pay lot for his muffler
Crowd: yaaaaaaaay
Bush: Liberals may spit on John McCain and America and break his bones but he will fight back
Crowd: wheeeeee
Bush: John McCain will stand against high spenders in congress if he has to fight all Republicans to do it
Crowd: Yaaaaaaayy!!!
Bush: He Hates Me
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!
Bush: hey
Crowd: fuuuuuuuuuck yoooou
Aide: they're saying booooooo-ush
Bush: to protect America we must spy on Americans, attack random countries, and double down on our failures!!
Crowd: YEAH!!
Bush: and what can i say about Sarah Palin?
Crowd: we don't know
Bush: but enough about how wonderful america is
Crowd: yeaaahh
Bush: McCain has more experience than that african bellhop
Crowd: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bush: thank you and good night
Crowd: who was that idiot
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1 comment:
LMFAO! Awesome stuff. I just finished watching the Biden - Brokaw interview and your summary in the Eschaton comments were hilarious.
Keep up the awesome work. :)
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