Wednesday, September 03, 2008

GOP Convention Liveblogging Part V - Sept. 2, 2008


President George W Bush: as you know i am sadly
forced to stay far, far, far, away from the RNC due to my duties in doing nothing at all for a Category One storm

crowd: Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

George W Bush: hi mom and dad

Bush Senior: oh fuck

Bush: i sit at the Resolute Desk

Crowd: whaaaa?

Bush: i've watched as my incompetence shattered buildings and whole cities

Crowd: clap clap clap

Bush: McCain was offered early checkout from the Hotel he was staying in but he refused to pay lot for his muffler

Crowd: yaaaaaaaay

Bush: Liberals may spit on John McCain and America and break his bones but he will fight back

Crowd: wheeeeee

Bush: John McCain will stand against high spenders in congress if he has to fight all Republicans to do it

Crowd: Yaaaaaaayy!!!

Bush: He Hates Me


Bush: hey

Crowd: fuuuuuuuuuck yoooou

Aide: they're saying booooooo-ush

Bush: to protect America we must spy on Americans, attack random countries, and double down on our failures!!

Crowd: YEAH!!

Bush: and what can i say about Sarah Palin?

Crowd: we don't know

Bush: but enough about how wonderful america is

Crowd: yeaaahh

Bush: McCain has more experience than that african bellhop

Crowd: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bush: thank you and good night

Crowd: who was that idiot

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! Awesome stuff. I just finished watching the Biden - Brokaw interview and your summary in the Eschaton comments were hilarious.

Keep up the awesome work. :)