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60 Minutes
Guests:
Senator Barack Obama and Senator Joe Biden
August 31, 2008
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Kroft: wow more Americans saw the Dems party down than the saw the Olympics
Obama: i rule!
Kroft: did you ever doubt you would be the nominee
Obama: of course i'm a black guy named Obama
Biden: i though i was good - but he's like Zeus he grabbed the lightning
Obama: i always thought i was more like Apollo but okay
Kroft: what do you think of Palin
Obama: she's a fisher of men but she seems like a wingnut
Kroft: she has no experience
Obama: really i hadn't noticed
Kroft: she's a blue collar hunter with a son in Iraq
Obama: dood what about the issues
Kroft: never heard of 'em
Obama: Biden is a blue collar dood as well
Biden: who cares - it only matters what you're going to do as President
Kroft: you drink wine and do elitist shit like basketball
Obama: now hold on i drink a six pack every night
Kroft: but you were reduced to bowling
Obama: wait a minutes I wasn't there to get votes i was there to campaign
Kroft: so why hire Biden?
Obama: because he doesn't bite his tongue - i checked
Kroft: you disagreed on Iraq
Biden: but I was wrong -- i thought Bush meant it when he said he didn't want war and Obama knew better
Kroft: so did my cocker spaniel
Dog: arf arf wmd!!
Kroft: you are a plagiarist
Biden: yeah i failed to footnote a quote in a debate 20 years ago
Kroft: dealbreaker dood
Obama: he's likeable enough
Kroft: what role will Biden play in your government
Biden: I will give him the white male's perspective
Kroft: what will you do in the campaign
Biden: i will help him carry Wilmington
Kroft: ah
Biden: hey boss listen to this
Obama: [ beams ]
Kroft: they say you're soft and weak
Obama: ah yes hmmm so I've heard - one wonders how i ever got to the senate from fucking Chicago and defeated the Clinton machine
Kroft: hey you're black
Obama: yes i know
Kroft: are you going be the black president
Obama: i am going to be a black president not the black president
Kroft: how can you represent white people?
Obama: i will deliver health care and economic growth and equality and that's good for whites and blacks and asians and the other races too
Kroft: why don't you have a 30 point lead?
Obama: dood the last 2 elections were ties stolen the GOP -- we all know the Republicans can't govern but they can scare people we're gonna have to fight but we will win
Kroft: okay then
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