Bachman: jon and sidney mccain adopted a black child
Crowd: oooooohh
Bachman: he was also a not so decent pilot
Crowd: yay
Bachman: barack obama is a selfish coward
Crowd: Yeeaaaah
Bachman: the best way to help people is not to do it
Crowd: wheeee
Bachman: then again we're not heartless bastards after all we need a new generation of soldiers for endless war
Crowd: YAY
Bachman: but let's not forget government should not help people
Crowd: YAY!!!!
Bachman: as Goppers we realize the best charity is keeping your own money and spending it on yachts
Crowd: Wheeeee
Bachman: but the Dems wants to spend your money on black welfare mothers
Crowd: Nooooooooooo
Bachman: we want bloated government to bail out Federal Banks, not Tyra Banks!!!
Crowd: Yaaaaayyy!!!!!
Bachman: thanks and come back to minnesota the land that hairstyles forgot
Crowd: clap clap clap
Dork: cindy mccain travels the world buying children for her white friends in arizona
Crowd: yayyyy
Dork: she does this so the Republican party can have a splash of color at their annual conventions
Crowd: Yaaaaaaay
Dork: i know this seems like the hard way but that's how selfless cindy is
Crowd: woooohoooo
Dork: was she high when she did this - i don't know
Crowd: hmmmmmmmmmm
Dork: but at least she gave them normal american names not like Barack or Twig or Long Jump
Nicky: oh my fucking god this has got to be MOST embarrassing moment of my life
Dork: hey at least you're not Bristol
Nicky: oh christ why me
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