Orson Swindle: who am i? why am i here?
Crowd: you're some dude named stockdale
Swindle: punk'd! no i'm not i also shared a room with John Mccain
Crowd: gee what's with all the rotating cell mates
Swindle: ok white medal of honor winner please stand and remain standing
Honor Winner: but i'm old and crippled
Swindle: shut the fuck up whiner
Crowd: USA! USA! USA!
Bobo: damm that Dem convention was so fascist
Swindle: POWs stand and be recognized
Swindle: not you Muhammed i mean real POWs like Sly Stallone
Crowd: USA USA USA
Swindle: where's my pudding
Swindle: and please recognize our WWII veterans like rejected President HW Bush
Swindle: father of george w bush
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Swindle: please welcome Heath Ledg- I Laura Bush!!!
Laura Bush: John McCain is a freak! Like me!
Laura: we have a war hero and Palin on the ticker - The Hero and the Zero!!!!
Laura: self hating women make this medieval nightmare of a party strong
Crowd: clap clap
Laura: like that other freak Condi rice
Crowd: yeeeah hawwwwww
Laura: Facts will change, but my Stupid husband never will!!!
Joker: Bush destroyed American education on his watch
Crowd: you bet
Joker: and he stroke a blow for disabled by putting an epiletpic on the Court !!!
Laura: George liberated 50 million people
Laura: i mean sperm
Laura: and George Bush kept America safe
Laura: except for teh 7,000 dead Americans