Kroft: you finally resorted to using your jedi mind powers on Congress this week
Obama: it was a last resort
Kroft: can you get GOP votes
Obama: i'm still black - so no
Kroft: you said in your campaign you could get crazy people to agree with each other
Obama: well when i was young i unified white people from Kansas and Africans but the GOP in Congress are out of their fucking minds
Kroft: are you willing to cap malpractice judgments?
Obama: it might help medical practice or not
Kroft: i meant for journalists
Kroft: the trial lawyers own Congress
Obama: fuck you
Kroft: well that's what the GOP says
Kroft: you promised the moon and to do it for free
Obama: that's right
Kroft: how can we have health care and pay for it?
Obama: because, stupid, we are already spending the money right now - we're just wasting it
Kroft: you are a crazy big spending liberal
Obama: fuck you
Kroft: you nationalized the auto industry
Obama: no really fuck off
Obama: fuck. off.
Obama: Bush was the fucking socialist not me
Kroft: but i get the sense that some people are just worn out with the idea of your melanin
Obama: that's true
Kroft: i mean it's fatiguing every day we wake up the President is still a damm negro
Obama: i know i know
Kroft: people ask you - michael jackson changed his skin color why can't you?
Obama: people do ask that
Kroft: so why not do it?
Obama: MJ was a loon
Kroft: he had a gold casket!
Obama: uh huh
Kroft: Bush brought us the unity of 9/11 and you divided the nation
Kroft: were you surprised Joe Wilson yelled out at you?
Obama: yeah I'm black in America - it was a total shock
Kroft: what happened next?
Obama: he followed me around a department store
Kroft: this is a fascinating story
Obama: no it takes away from the debate on health care
Kroft: health care brings out the worst in people
Obama: no the real controversy is helping people and not purposefully killing them
Kroft: so you failed to bring civility back to Washington
Obama: let me put it this way - fuck you