January 4, 2009
Matthews: OMG Obama said he feels pressure to keep the promises he made but the Villlage will pressure him not to!!!
Burnett: well why not cut middle class tax cuts?
Brooks: everyone likes middles class tax cuts!
Matthews: well why didn't George Bush do it?
Brooksies: ah i just found out - he's an asshole
Matthews: raise taxes on the rich?
Klein: no there aren't any left after Bush's presidency
Matthews: 2 million news jobs!??
Burnett: he's going to build 1 million news tennis courts and pools
Tweety: but it won't happen tomorrow that liar!
Klein: he's not a presidential candidate who lies - he means what he says
Klein: they will be shovel-ready jobs
Tweety: i've got something he can shovel!
Tweety: i want to to talk to a smart conservative - but instead here's david brooks
Brooks: i'm filled with foreboding in my experience government never works
Tweety: who do you know?
Tweety: wow health care is favored by business
Burnett: shocking I know
Brooks: my irrational fears are troubling to me
Tweety: we are going to need alot more doctors and nurses
Klein: yes the american system is a mess
Tweety: i was talking about me
Tweety: holy shit barack blinded me with a science-based administration
Burnett: i want me some stell cells
Brooks: i'm scared i eat carbon for breakfast
Burnett: wind sucks
Tweety: i bathe in oil
Tweety: OMG Nixon's entire career was based on hypocrisy!!
Burnett: heee heee
Tweety: Bush I and Bush II too
Brooks: oh well you can nit pick
Klein: those were the days
Tweety: OMG Obama was elected on a promise to withdraw from Iraq will he please stay!!
Brooks: sadly the Iraqis want us to lead - which means Obama must lie to them and the people to stay
Tweety: Afghanistan forever!!
Brooks: it turns out Obama was right which means he was wrong
Klein: you idiots the reason its tough is because it's important
Tweety: can we invade Grenada again that was fun
Brooks: boo yah!
Tweety: wow Obama promised to be a dumbfuck on Israel
Klein: turns out the middle east is not easy for America to solve
Burnett: why does America have to solve it at all
Brooks: don't worry your pretty head Erin we're men so we're experts on everything from Syria to nuclear power
Norah: can i talk?
Tweety: sure i dig you sweetums
O'Donnell: Longer school days!
Tweety: the nuns used to beat me
Burnett: i knew i would be on your tv show tweety so i brought toilet paper
Tweety: the golden lining for the economy?
Burnett: the rich still are swimming in money
Brooks: don't squeeze me bro!
Tweety: will Obama win the presidency again?!!?
Norah: air force one baby!
Burnett: he'll have a good year if he gets a good stimulus
Brooks: he will have a good year if he gives in to Republicans early
Klein: in your dreams weiner