Meet The Press
January 10, 2009
Gregory: OMG the stimulus!
Harwood: billions for bridges, green jobs, tax cuts and happy stuff
Bonior: hell we need a trillion dollars to rescue the American economy
Gregory: i miss our Ponzi economy
Bonior: we need something better than that
Gregory: Obama said he plans to save America by the end of 2010
McLean: that's all very nice but what if we build up too much debt??
Gregory: we will have misery until 2010 - so sad
Gigot: but the Federal Reserve is printing magic money so that's good news
Gregory: Obama may have too much tax cuts which are too popular we all know its Democrats job to do unpopular thigns so Republicans can take power back
Gigot: that's right that's just how it works
Harwood: Debt by Democrats is bad - everyone knows that
Gigot: we need to give corporations the incentive to buy gold shower curtains
Gregory: will Obama save us all??
Bonior: oh it will pass and with GOP votes so they can't complain later
Gregory: [ high pitched whiny voice ] but it's expensive and it takes too long!!
Bonior: well what else?
Gregory: Hair tax credit for tv newsreaders??
Harwood: Obama needs a little flack from liberals to get broad support
Harwood: he's got Boner, McConnell and Coburn on his side
Gregory: this is going to blow people away - Obama plans on spending $ 2 trillion
Gigot: why for that money we could invade and fail to occupy Myanmar
Gregory: i hate Obama!!
Gigot: hey the GOP spend some of this
Gregory: enough of the liberals at the Wall St. Journal editorial board!
McLean: no one ever talks about making people suffer anymore it's very sad
Gigot: the big bang for the buck is printing more money
Gregory: that's sounds like fun
Gigot: shoving money at people is awesome
Harwood: what's the exit strategy??
[viewer: where the fuck were all these questions 6 years ago???? ]
Bonior: we have to have a new Green economy
Gregory: speaking of that - Obama is building up too much debt!!!!
Gigot: Deficits matter!!
Gregory: I'm putting on my worried monkey-face
Gigot: i have to admit it's not all bad - debts to buy an aircraft carrier to win the Cold War is genius - if it goes to green jobs and bike paths its a waste
Harwood: i like Paul because he's good looking and completely insane
Gregory: the chinese!
McLean: what if they decide to stop lending to us?!!?
Gregory: Bush's beloved tax cuts!
Bonior: 10% of population take 90% of economic gains in the US
Gregory: well they are doing the hard work of spouting nonsense on TV
Bonior: sorry but Joe Biden is in charge now
Gregory: [ sobs ] I hate homeowners
McLean: house prices are still high compared to income
Gregory: what about capitalism?
Zandi: i will survive!
Gigot: we will become Europe which will be very tragic