The Chris Matthews Show
January 25, 2009
Matthews: OMG Obama is doing a great job and doesn't hate america!!!
Woodward: hey we have a new president and he's extending a hand and it doesn't have a black glove it!!
Tweety: he laid a wreath at the tomb of unknown empire builders but he also likes diplomacy!
Fineman: he likes openness
O'Donnell: stagecraft is all well and good but soon he will be in the Swamp
Kornblut: Obama went into the basement looking for all the bodies Bush / Cheney may have left
Fineman: Obama has curiosity and Bush had the attention span of a fruit fly with ADHD
Woodward: Ford toasted his own english muffins
Matthews: What can Bill Clinton and Bush teach Obama?
Woodward: to be strategic, not have sex with interns and also don't be a total dumbass
Fineman: Obama fucked up the inaugural by not calling for tax cuts or tax increases - so so sad
Matthews: Let's talk about what really matters - Republicans!
Kornbluth: Obama is very stubborn by still being President in week 2
Woodward: The only way for this to work is for a Banker to go on tv and say to the American people 'i'm finally making money now'
Matthews: oh yeah
Woodward: talk to people on Wall Street
Fineman: we need to get the sherriffs to stop foreclosing
Tweety: there's a new sherriff in town
Woodward: Obama failed by not asking us for patients so so sad
Matthews: wow Obama is against torture but he might arrest Bush officials
Woodward: let's not dwell on who tortured who - some crazy liberals want to investigate and end the war on terror and we are still in grave danger
O'Donnell: Obama risks alienating Republicans if he enforces the law - there's no political upside to following the truth
Kornbluth: Obama wants to move on
Tweety: so we only go after the little guys
Fineman: Harry Reid is terrified of alienating the GOP
Woodward: who you investigate - the good American boys and girls who were ordered to torture or Bush is now in Paraguy?? face it - it's over
O'Donnell: Caroline will be back and toothier than ever!
Woodward: Obama scandals are just to come!!
Kornblut: A lot of people want to run in Saratoga
Tweety: who is the front runner?
Kornblut: Smarty Jones
Matthews: wow what was in teh letter Bush wrote to Obama???
Kelly: "I HAF TO GO TO BAFROOM?"
Woodward: i bet he was upbeat, positive, gracious, and totally out of touch with reality
Kornblut: "Go for the labradoodle, Bammy"
Fineman: probably a wish to have the sky-god protect him
Tweety: i bet he told him to hide the liquor from the missus