The Chris Matthews Show
January 10, 2009
Matthews: OMG is this the end of white America????
Page: No it's just more a tan America
O'Donnell: we are on teh cusp of a non-white America!!
Tweety: yeah in 2042
Noron: I'm panicking now!!
Parker: I'm so confused - I mean obama had a white mother and he threw her under the bus
Tweety: I'm white!!
Matthews: what will happen to the WASPs???
Page: Killer African bees wiped them out dude
Salaam: Everyone loves a little ethnicity
Parker: one of my best friends is a cuban
Tweety: I once met Al Pacino!
Matthews: Burriss smells like teen scandal
Page: hey in politics race matters
Tweety: what if Burriss was white?
Page: then Blago would not have nominated him
Salam: Blago is pretty smart for a white guy
Tweety: where are all the black Senators?
Salam: Idaho will elect a leprechaun before they elect a black guy
Matthews: Obama said poor whites cling to guns god and gays
Page: It's true
Parker: No people cling to guns because they belong to a culture of shooting people
Page: because they're afraid
Parker: i cling to wine myself
Page: well that's my point
Parker: Obama is black and so could never relate to a culture of guns
Matthews: OMG Obama met with the former Presnits!!!
O'Donnell: Obama called this meeting so he could have a photo op with the old guys
Tweety: he can learn from Carter to unite blacks and whites
Noron: he knows that already stupid
Page: he learned from Bush I to pretend he cares about the little people
Tweety: no he learned to send thank you notes to world leaders
Parker: the interns
Panel: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Salam: he can learn from George W Bush to build up the party
Salam: well sure he failed but he was reelected
Parker: Clearly Obama has learned from Stupid that stubborness is bad
Noron: Obama has become the spokesman for the Black Berry
Tweety: this reminds me of when Eleanor endorsed margarine
Page: Harry Reid has no spine
Tweety: i said tell me something i don't know
Parker: people whisper to me that i worked for Reagan but they voted for Obama
Salam: Obama isn't rewarding loyalty because he wants a big tent
Matthews: why are the Dems fighting Obama more than the GOP
O'Donnell: because they can
Page: now is the time
Parker: they're whiners
Salam: they are not potted plants!!