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The Chris Matthews Show - July 1, 2007
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Matthews: Iraq is such a spectacular fuck-up even Republicans even panicking
Senator Lugar: [on tape] Bush and his nutty weirdo friends want to keep fighting but that poses an extreme risk to GOP election futures and that’s bad
Joe Klein: the GOP is cracking up
Andrea Mitchell: McConnell was teh shocker
Matthews: but he's Kentucky fried i luv greasy food!
Katty Kay: Troops in Iraq realize they're spinning their wheels
Matthews: why is the GOP fleeing Bush now?
Clarence Page: they lost in 2006 and see another one coming in 2008
Klein: Petraeus only promised that in September he would know how much of a fuck up the Surge is not that things would be good
Matthews: but i want to win this war!
Klein: it’s going great Sunni are turning against Al Qaeda
Matthews: yay! But al qaeda is so small
Klein: but they do 95% of all killings
Matthews: gee i thought that was America
Mitchell: pull your fucking heads out of your asses look at the Hotel bombing this week it killed the so-called moderate Sunni and Shiite
Klein: oh that could have been much worse the commissary was hardly damaged
Matthews: what can Bush say to America to keep my favorite war going???
Klein: Bush will say he's going to draw down in summer of 2008
Matthews: wow i'm sad that he would do that
Klein: oh he won't actually do it - he will only SAY that he will you know Bush it's always lies with him
Matthews: whew that's a relief
Klein: dood we have no control in Iraq
Mitchell: no you see Bush has commissioned a back-up report to the one Petraeus will write Bush suspects the General may hate America
Matthews: Petraeus may be a subversive
Klein: oh yeah
Matthews: let's play Caption Contest!!!
Kay: doods yur all about as funny as Rich Little doing his Spiro Agnew impression
Tweety: hah i luv that one
Matthews: Supreme Court decision!
Page: dood all men are created equal
Mitchell: i slept with Alan Greenspan and Elvis dood and I can assure you that's a myth
Page: Supreme Court said you must use non-racial means to achieve racial equality
Klein: i hate affirmative action its cheap did you know most journalists can only read at an 8th grade level!
Obama [on tape]: racial equality is good for America!
Matthews: does this court decision help Obama
Mitchell: no it helps Hillary because she’s honorary black
Kay: you’re way overestimating how much people are paying attention to this decision do you think liberals needed more reason to think this court blows
Klein: roe v wade elected Ron Reagan
Matthews: All this Court are belongs to Bush
Kay: it's his evil long lasting legacy
Mitchell: John Roberts is a crazy radical with a cute face
Matthews: tell me something i don't know!
Kay: America has brought car bombings to Afghanistan
Page: Barack Obama would like to be more popular
Matthews: dood i knew that
Mitchell: i had sex with Alan Greenspan last night
Matthews: can money buy me some love
Mitchell: I’m not that desperate dood
Matthews: shit
Klein: in 5 years Moqtada Al Sadr will be elected President of Iraq
Matthews: will he at least be inaugurated on George W. Bush Freedom Square??
Klein: no
Tweety: bush failed on immigration why
Mitchell: because he sucks
Kay: because he's a loser
Page: because he fails at everything
Klein: he is the worst President ever on substance but also he's incompetent and stupid and nobody likes him
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