Sunday, July 29, 2007

Hardball - Friday, July 27 2007

Hardball, Friday, July 27

Guests: Shelia Jackson Lee, Rep. Cannon

Tweety: did Abu lie

Jackson-Lee: oh yeah look Mueller knew that they went to the hopsital to threaten to turn off Ashcrofts machines unless he played ball

Tweety: beyond a reasonable doubt

Jackson-Lee: you're trying to trap me dood we need a special prosecutor

Tweety: should Ashcroft testify

Cannon: oh no way it's all totally super secret James Bond stuff!!

Jackson-Lee: was it Terrorist Surveillance Program?

Mueller: um yeah

Jackson-Lee: like what dood

Mueller: i can't tell you

Tweety: is Aleberto a liar?

Cannon: how should i know?

Tweety: why not have Ashcroft testify?

Cannon: no, he might prove Abu a liar

Jackson-Lee: rule of law doods or i swear i will start asking about administration sex lives

Tweety: is Abu stoopid or something?

Cannon: he's too nice

Tweety: what the fuck is wrong with him?

Cannon: i don't know maybe he was dropped on his haid

Tweety: is he a good AG

Cannon: he's just too nice to take on Schumer

Tweety: well how is going to take on Al Qaeda and the Mob dood?

Jackson-Lee: c'mon Alberto went to Harvard all we know now is we are not getting straight answer from him

Cannon: we don't have jurisdiction over the Truth

Tweety: um Congresswoman Bush went to Yale and Harvard and he's a moron

Shelia: dood that's a good point but Bush is White i figured Abu had to be twice as good

Tweety: well there's a scary thought

Tweety: what do you think - did Abu lie?

Cummins: doods we're at war with people who want to kill us and Alberto goes up there and makes no sense at all

Tweety: incompetent?

Cummins: he's a like a bleeding boxer - somebody call this fight

Iglesias: sad and sordid tale he's giving all hispanics a bad name

Tweety: maybe he's just too nice?

Iglesias: oh crap we're at war we need someone as tough as nail or more if yur up against a real man like Diane Feinstein

Tweety: so what now?

Igelsias: independent prosecutor - but that won't happen

Tweety: because they are all crooks

Iglesias: yup

Cummins: there is nothing to stop them from telling the truth right now

Tweety: but then they would have to admit their wrongdoing

Cummins: but we all already know that Iglesias was fired for political reason by now -- they should just admit it and end the scandal

Tweety: Abu a big liar?

Iglesias: frankly yes

Cummins: did i say yes -- i means yes

[ break ]

Tweety: who will win in Iowa?

Joe Trippi: i dunno

Tweety: its gotta be Edwards or yur guy is dead

Trippi: that's exactly right

Tweety: then he wins Florida

Trippi: what a silly spat Obama and Hillary are in it's mostly Hillary's fault

Tweety: would Edwards have Fidel killed?

Trippi: minimum wage dood!

Tweety: oh no i'm very scared Obama will give in to the enemey and surrender Nantucket to the islamic horde

Trippi: teh name calling is stoopid

Tweety: this is important i'm really scared but then again i just realized hate bush too

Trippi: call down dood they're just trying to win the primary

Tweety: bash hillary please

Trippi: I don't want to get sucked into this dood

Tweety: but you're running third

Trippi: yeah but the strategy now is to let the two of them attack each other and swoop in and be the nice guy above it all and win!!

Tweety: i love it good luck

Tweety: why did she give Obama the title shot

Hanretty: the Clintons are trying to take down the guy who's running second it's simple

Tweety: wow tough

Hanretty: the tag of naive is devastating

Shrum: interesting debate she thought she would have it wrapped up and Obama can't back down even if he really did regret what he said

Tweety: wrap it up for me

Shrum: Obama the Unready and Hillary the Bush-Lite

Tweety: fair or unfair with the Holocaust denier thing?

Shrum: look Hillary's people are scared of Obama

Hanretty: Obama lost Florida when he said he would gay marry Fidel Castro

Shrum: every schoolchild knows about that whole Florida thing but look even Bush wants to talk to iran

Tweety: she's always so careful its fascinating

Tony Snow: dood sure he lied but try and prove it

Kornblut: The Bush White House is enjoying watching Abu being tortured he's like a Presidential Michael Vick

Fein: remember Nixon he's a crook

Tweety: what crime did Bush commit?

Fein: he violated FISA

Tweety: well then you can't prove it so why should we investigate???

Burnett: that's a great point without proof beyond a reasonable doubt how can you charge someone it's black letter law

Tweety: is it Bush's fault the Dow sux?

Burnett: ha ha i like cocktail weenies too much to answer that

Tweety: who is lying?

Kornblut: don't say that Tweety that's uncivil

Fein: they violated the FISA act and the American people get it

Tweety: no you're wrong people get perjury because it's lying who's heard of FISA???

Fein: yeah but personal privacy!!

Tweety: i hate bad guyz

*************************************************************** |


Anonymous said...

Our suite creates a subject new year card on the basis of unrivalled and beautiful projects.
These projects are carried in default by way of the cards the get the better of staff of unambiguous artists and designers in
the buy who are experts in every sense of the word. They are also very lithe, so you can
acquire jolly engaging business press card designs, depending on the individual needs of each client.
We do not own a professional printing machines undertaking the highest je sais quoi of each individual card.
Wide variety of paper allows you to upon the expectations of notwithstanding the most tough customers
from every conceivable industry. We make sure the print and appointment of mammoth quantities of enterprise
cards in the shortest conceivable time. In our pack, the highest attribute is the happiness of the proposed
value and reliable amenities from people receiving and carrying not at home an order recompense obligation cards.
With access to the services offered including our website, you can with dispatch and without undue
formalities place an order for goods, judgement the concoct and approved it and ordered some task
cards. Elect our coterie as a respectable business window-card is often a guarantee fitting for success.
Merio [url=]Kalendarze[/url]

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing this link, but unfortunately it seems to be offline... Does anybody have a mirror or another source? Please reply to my post if you do!

I would appreciate if a staff member here at could post it.


Anonymous said...

[url=]sac longchamp[/url] The first step in removing melted chocolate is to allow it to harden. It is a lot easier to Noble and Fashion Women Mulberry Medium Bayswater Leather Tote Bag Black,reasonable price in Mulberry Factory Shop. clean up hardened chocolate than melted chocolate. Allowing it to harden in its place will make the clean up much easier, and will keep the chocolate mess contained in one spot.
[url=]sac longchamp[/url] There are many clean, rust-free relics that were once functional appliances out there. Their only problem is that they no longer work. Not as they were originally intended anyhow. Gorgeous Mulberry Women's Mini Alexa Leather Satchel Brown Bag. Cheap Mulberry Bags Outlet Online Sale With 100% Quality Guarantee And Free Shipping. Last week, and a few times before that during strong pressure, I've felt my cervix in the shower. Don't think I'm weird, I've just been very concerned. (and yes, my hands and whole body were washed with antibacterial soap first so I wouldn't risk infection) It has been feeling like lips when your mouth is closed, but my finger can't go through it.
[url=]sac longchamps[/url] If you want to make confident regardless of whether the handbag you acquired is substantial top quality or not, the ideal way is to check out the zipper. Quality handbags always screen with company and trendy zippers. Given that there are so many varieties of reproduction Louis Vuitton handbags promoting in the market place, you are undoubtedly to find 1 flawlessly suit by yourself... Coach store in the mall can be found throughout the country. Its products can be found in upscale department stores such as Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Dillard's and many other shops. Coach Coach handbags and other commodities can also find some boutiques... You see, at first its more or less a hobby with grand aspirations. Later, after many, many dollars have been outlaid for "necessities" (funny how a complete wardrobe is now a "business" expense and not just extravagant spending) your money that is getting the bills paid and keeping the Latest Mulberry Women's Piccadilly Bayswater Leather Shoulder Brown Bag for sale, fashion Mulberry bags and stylish Mulberry Bags 2012 for sale kids in clothes, food and shelter is now ripe for the picking since that contract they just knew they were going to get fell through (blame it on the economy, Lord knows it couldn't be your fault. I mean Prada handbags and Versace eyewear had nothing to do with it at all)..