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The Chris Matthews Show - Sunday, July 29, 2007
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Matthews: Iraq is a total diaster but we can't leave, can we?
Duffy: 10,000 Iraqis will die every month if we leave it's terrible!!!
Matthews: there’s though lots of explosions that's not so much fun
Norah O'Donnell: we can't leave Iraq will explode i hope the american people will be patient with Bush!!
David Ignatius: the American people are selfish and wimps not strong and serious like Bush and Wise Beltway Types like me
Matthews: well i must be not be one of them cause i don't get it
Gloria Borger: Bush is a winner he has until the spring of 2008 the surge is working!!!
Matthews: Bush sez it's all about Al Qeada
Mike Duffy: Bush sez we fight them there so we don't fight them here -- but if we beat them won't they come here?
Matthews: it's like ants at a picnic just you have some in one place doesn’t mean they can’t be on you’re blanket too
Duffy: hell some Iraqis say if we leave they could kill al qaeda
Matthws: david yur a novelist thrill us with your acumen
Ignatius: no your all wrong it's all Bin Laden if we leave Iraq it's a defeat for America we can never leave we must kill all Muslims everywhere!!!!!
O'Donnell: you're making Bush's argument
Ignatius: I know i luv him
Matthews: what if we leave???
Duffy: no one wants to talk about this but omg the price of oil could up!!!!
Matthews: who should we kill?
Duffy: better kill everyone just to be safe
Matthews: so do we leave?
Ignatius: they've abandoned Maliki and the Parliament they’re turning to a a small group of power brokers they're like the Bobbleheads of Iraq
Borger: can i talk?
Matthews: if you must
Borger: Democrats hate America
Matthews: we are leaving aren't we?
Duffy: yes but we have to be like George Costanza and leave on a high note
Matthews: remember Gary Hart and Dean wow those doods were really crazy Barack Obama is looking to my really best buddy Ronald Reagan
Obama: we rise and fall together
Ignatius: i luv it!!!!!!
Matthews: ooh i'm so excited Obama hit Hillary and now she's calling him naive and he sez she's Bush-lite
Ignatius: ha ha ha i luv it!!!!
Matthews: this is so fucking awesome!
Ignatius: there's a real difference here he wants to make luv not war and she says lets fight
Borger: let me references Bobblespeaking on a Bobblespeak show
Matthews: HA HA Ha i luv it he called Obama a Holocaust Denier!!!
Duffy: this is the most important moment because he's young and she's the experienced candidate
Borger: well she is better than him
Matthews: better at what -- voting for crazy wars?
Borger: i have absolutely no idea i'm an idiot
Matthews: why do i have you on then?
Borger: because no one channels cocktail party chatter like me
Ignatius: if things get much worse in Iraq it will be good for Hillary since she voted for the war
Matthews: Gonzalez lied
O'Donnell: Bush sez no it's complicated -- besides lying isn't a bad thing anymore
Matthews: unbelievable
Panel: he's not going anywhere
Matthews: how do we get rid of this guy?
Ignatius: if he's late picking up Dick Cheney's dry cleaning
Sunday, July 29, 2007
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