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Hardball with Chris Matthews - July 3, 2007
Guests: Bob Bennett, Kate O’Beirne, Chris Cillizza, April Ryan, Pat Buchanan
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Chris Matthews: you’re the lawyer for Judy Miller irony she went to jail for a long time and here Scooter walks
Bob Bennett: it’s crazy poor judy never wrote a story and she still went to jail
Matthews: caged heat dood
Matthews: Bush commuted but didn’t pardon so Scooter could still take the 5th and keep Bush’s secrets
Bennett: I'm not a cynic like you i'm getting the vapors at the suggestion that bush is blackmailing Scooter
Matthews: christ dood even i'm not that phony
Bennett: nuttiness runs in my family
Bennett: i just don't get it he's left the issue alive politically
Matthews: it’s the only thing about bush’s presidency that isn’t dead
Bennett: i find it strange - i would have Scooter Libby killed but times have changed i guess
Matthews: who's the winner in all this?
Bennett: scooter libby stupid
Matthews: will the people be outraged
Bennett: Special prosecutor lawrence walsh was so outrageous the whole nation felt that cap weinberger was teh innocent!!!
Matthews: bush said he agreed with the jury but then said judge walton is an activist liberal and so was way totally unfair
Bennett: it’s incredibly nutty what fucking standard was bush using
Matthews: dood teh white male standard
Bennett: I luv that one
Matthews: I visited my BFF Judy Miller in jail it was so Dickensenian the kids with coal on their faces and the debtors selling matchsticks and it was so cold and poor little judy sitting there half naked and freezing and her bosoms heaving i wept the tears of the truly wrought in despair
Bennett: i sense a Tweetygasm i'm leaving
Matthews: scooter got a number prison number ncc-1701A what do you say to 1701B???
Bennett: "sux to be u dood"
Matthews: Scooter Libby wuz Assistant to the President dammitt Bush acts like he some poor unknown victim of an old crazy law
Bennett: Scooter has lost so much after all his reputation is gone - if only he hadn't been caught
Matthews: can he join the bar?
Bennett: now he can pretend that he was never even convicted of a crime
Matthews: dood he should boast about it if he wants to work for the Neocons!
[break]
Bush [on tape]: will i have Scooter killed? wait and see
Kate O'Beirne: it scooter had been in a jail which as we all know is for black people it would have been a travesty
Matthews: pardon yes or no
O'Beirne: total outrage for a cop to investigate a crime what kind of world are we living in???
Chris Cillizza: criminy there are hundreds of people serving 5 years in prison for the same crime and bush and announces its excessive he's impacted prosecutions all over America it's fucking insane!!
O'Beirne: oh i don’t disagree with the jury but you know reasonable can differ so we had better let the white man out of jail just in case
Matthews: what the fuck are you saying???
O'Beirne: well bush is a little stupid so i have to kind of argue around him what he said
Cillizza: it was Republicans all the way you cannot argue that this was politicized
O'Beirne: no it was politicized because Fitzgerald invoked the Vice President
Cillizza: dood the VP was one of the criminals!
O'Beirne: Hillary can't say anything because they hounded Cisneros and Espy and Clinton admitted he committed perjury!!
Matthews: he did not you're such a fucking liar!!
O'Beirne: no Clinton admitted it whereas there is no proof that Scooter was even guilty!!!
Cilizza: you lying nutjob he was convicted by a jury and that still means something in America
O'Beirne:
[ uncomprehending stare ]
April Ryan [on tape]: can we expect an apology from Bush
Snow: fuck you
Ryan: gee thanks bastard
Matthews: man is that guy a dick or what
Ryan: asshole of the first order, yes
Matthews: Snow is an evil fucker
Ryan: centrist republicans are worried
Norm Pearlstine: this is a fucking cover up jeebus christ it's called "obstruction of justice" oh well, they only enforce the laws of the land, no big deal
Matthews: Bush is blackmailing Libby
Pearlstine: damm right he is
Buchanan: [rolls off his MSNBC couch]
Matthews: Scooter the Mute
Buchanan: all those war party mongers fear the Scooter and what he knows
Matthews: ooh dark politics
Buchanan: dood u can talk Bush into anything he's so dumb
Pearlstine: cowardly big baby hid teh announcement
Matthews: lesson?
Norm: Federal shield law!!
Matthews: have a safe 4th of july unless yur in iraq then just hope yur not one of the 2 or 3 guys who get kilt
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Wednesday, July 04, 2007
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1 comment:
ROFL!!!!!! ONE OF YOUR BEST!
"caged heat dood"
LOL!!!!!
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