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Chris Matthews on Jay Leno - July 18, 2007
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Leno: ok the Senate is stupid what happened
Matthews: the Republicans hate majority rule so the Dems had to demonstrate it using cots and pizzas to get publicity
Leno: oh ok
Matthews: this war is in this middle of arabia and it really pisses me off I mean it's really really bad!!
[applause]
Leno: but David Brooks says God loves Bush!!!
Matthews: Brooks is a complete fucking moron - you know who also says that? Osama bin Laden I mean where's the fucking humility??? If Bush had ever said he was on a mission from in 2000 he would never have been elected
[applause]
Leno: hmmm interesting
Matthews: you know America is not perfect we elected an actor President and a bodybuilder Governor jesus
Leno: well Arnold is very cool
Matthews: Bush is a big liar - we journalists have to question Bush a little more and not treat all politicians as if they dispense the truth
[applause]
Matthews: at every step of the way Bush and his cult have lied they lied on WMD, they lied on Iraq attacking us on 9/11 they lied about abu ghraib, we have to stop calling them Daddy
Leno: but that's what you do
Matthews: i know but I'm in recovery now
Leno: good for you it's like pundit rehab
Matthews: yeah i'm off the wagon of bullshit
Leno: what do u think of the candidates
Matthews: Rudy was a guy covered in dust, McCain is a guy wandering around in a flak jacket, Fred Thompson's is a guy in a recliner, Romney is a perfect guy,
Leno: wow u are hypnotically weird
Matthews: Obama needs to get into a street fight with Hillary
Leno: who is going to win
Mattews: we're going to go over to the cold side of the pillow but the Democrats are also evil so it's scary
Leno: who will the nominees be
Matthews: Subway Series baby take the Seven Train it's gonna be Hillary vs. Rudy !!!
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