Gov.
Martin O'Malley (D-MD)
Hamish
MacDonald
Pierre
Thomas
Dan
Abrams
Richard
Clarke
Mark
Halperin
Jon
Heileman
Michael
Eric Dyson
Kristen Soltis-Anderson
Stephanopoulos:
omg John Kerry
broke
in his leg in a bike accident
MacDonald:
he was biking
in
the French Alps taking
a
break
from nuclear negotiations
Stephanopoulos:
of course
MacDonald:
he is often seen
out
and about in his
lycra spandex
Stephanopoulos:
there's a visual for
you
MacDonald:
he's going to be
fine
–
just
no more bike riding for a while
Stephanopoulos:
well that's good
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
also very
sad news
Beau
Biden died of brain cancer
Stephanopoulos:
he got the Bronze
star
and
was going to run for Governor
Stephanopoulos:
when he was
only three
years old Beau was
hurt
in the
car accident
wher
his mother
and sister were killed
Stephanopoulos:
there was such
a
strong
bond between father and son
Biden:
if you're
a success if your kids
turned
out better than you
did –
well
then I'm a success
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
omg the
Patriot
Act is going to expire!
Obama:
we're trying to prevent
terror
attacks and Ron Paul is
acting
like a jackass
Stephanopoulos:
is Obama being
too
alarmist?
Clarke:
no he's not –
while it's true
the
bulk collection is not that
useful
all
the other necessary
provisions
of
the Patriot Act also
expire tonight
Stephanopoulos:
how scary is that?
Clarke:
it depends how long a
window
we have where we let
terrorists
make all the phone calls they want
Stephanopoulos:
so terrorists will
have
a week to make unmonitored
phone
calls where they plan
attacks on us?
Clarke:
well the FBI can still get
a
search warrant if they really
want
Stephanopoulos:
a search warrant?
What
is this - the middle ages?
Clarke:
indeed – we might as well
ask
the NSA to use manual typewriters
and
work by whale oil lamps and heat
their
offices with fires they build themselves
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
so it turns we hired
a
predator to clean up Congress
Thomas:
Denny Hastert was
considered
squeaky clean!
Friend:
he'll be vindicated!
Thomas:
but now there
are
allegedly
there two victims
Former
Student: I will be in his
back pocket til the end!
Thomas:
Hastert said the U.S.
banking
system can't be trusted
Stephanopoulos:
holy crap
Thomas:
don't worry he didn't mean it
Stephanopoulos:
how did they get
him?
Abrams:
it's anti-money
laundering
law George
Stephanopoulos:
it's a crime to
withdraw
$10,000 – thats like petty cash!
Abrams:
purposefully avoiding
the law is a crime
Stephanopoulos:
so he should have
just
written a check to
his blackmailer
Abrams:
it would have helped
Stephanopoulos:
what should he have
done?
Abrams:
well he could have obeyed
the
law and been honest and told the truth
Stephanopoulos:
oh come on be
realistic
Abrams:
he should have shut
up
and hired
a lawyer
Stephanopoulos:
he didn't do
that?
Abrams:
no he did the dumb thing
– he lied
to the FBI
Stephanopoulos:
shouldn't the FBI be
going
after real criminals like terrorists
or
welfare cheats or shoplifters
Abrams:
you wouldn't normally
go
after disclosure
requirements
without
a worse crime
Stephanopoulos:
and we don't have
that here
Abrams:
yeah like drug dealing
–
not
something minor like child
molesting
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos:
omg Martin
O'Malley
is running for President!
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Marty O
O'Malley:
good morning George
Stephanopoulos:
why you and why now?
O'Malley:
I want the U.S.
economy
to work
again
Stephanopoulos:
how would your
Presidency
be different from
Barack
Obama
or Hillary Clinton?
O'Malley:
Obama got us out of
the
recession
but now we have more work to do
Stephanopoulos:
all right
O'Malley:
I have more executive
experience
that Obama did when
he took office
Stephanopoulos:
you locked up at lot
of
poor African-Americans
in Baltimore
O'Malley:
hey look
back in 1999
Baltimore
was city of crime and
drug addicts
and walking dead
zombies on
every street corner
Stephanopoulos:
sounds pleasant
O'Malley:
I was re-elected so
I
must have been doing something right
Stephanopoulos:
maybe so but you
left
behind a legacy of inequality
discrimination
and riots
O'Malley:
it's true that
unemployment
is
still high in some areas of the city
–
jeepers
I'd be angry too
Stephanopoulos:
you said Goldman
Sachs
wants Hillary Clinton as President
O'Malley:
well that's what the
CEO
of Goldman Sachs said
Stephanopoulos:
is she that bad?
O'Malley:
she's up to her
eyeballs
in
Wall Street money
Stephanopoulos:
is she as bad as
Jeb?
O'Malley:
she might be
Stephanopoulos:
are you down with
TPP?
O'Malley:
I'm opposed to it
–
it's
a race to the bottom
Stephanopoulos:
what about
the
notorious Clinton charity
O'Malley:
it's pretty shady
George
Stephanopoulos:
can you possibly
win?
O'Malley:
Obama pulled it off
back in 2008
Stephanopoulos:
yeah but back
then
he was up against
a candidate
who was way ahead in all the
polls named
Hillary Clinton
O'Malley:
a-ha!
Stephanopoulos:
I see what you did
there
O'Malley:
lol
Stephanopoulos:
Bernie Sanders
is outflanking
you on the left
O'Malley:
good – that means
liberals
want
someone else
Stephanopoulos:
so why not vote
for
him and not for you?
O'Malley:
because I have a
track
record
of getting things done
Stephanopoulos:
good luck Walter
O'Malley:
Martin
Stephanopoulos:
whatever
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
greetings panelists
–
what's
your headline of the week?
Soltis-Anderson:
Clinton took
FIFA
money – such a scandal!!
Dyson:
the Cleveland police
department
is a criminal syndicate
Halperin:
Scott Walker is the
man
to beat in Iowa
Heileman:
everyone hates
Rand
Paul – and he loves it!!
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