Sen. Diane Feinstein (D-CA)
Erna Solberg – Prime Minister of Norway
Cathy Englebert – CEO Deloitte
Todd: OMG ISIS claimed
credit for a shooting in America!
Todd: ISIS on the
Williams: ISIS are motherfucking
Berger: there are hundreds
of terrorists in America!
Carlin: ISIS wants lone wolves
to commit killings where it's convenient
Berger: lone wolves are lazy
but twitter can be encouraging
FBI: there are homegrown
Todd: what is the role
of social media in terrorism?
Leiter: terrorism is all
twitter and Facebook now
Todd: that's amazing
Leiter: it's not easy to track
people on the Internet Chuck
Todd: that's not what I heard
Leiter: well it's true
Todd: the internet is saying
“kill kill kill” all day long!
Feinstein: the internet is full of evil people
Todd: that's just YouTube commenters
Feinstein: ISIS is in eleven states
– it's an occupying force
and it's a governing force
Todd: it's a death trap its a suicide rap
Feinstein: we've got to get
'em while they're young
Feinstein: we have to get on social media!
Cory Booker: look at all ISIS' fancy
memes and our counter-terrorism
efforts have no retweets!
Leiter:we're not doing enough
but frankly it's not like kids are
going believe some tweet from the CIA
Todd: good point
Leiter: we have to monitor terrorists
including spying on everyone
Todd: Diane can the FBI track
all terrorists across America
or will that be too expensive?
Feinstein: if they want more
money all they have to do is ask for it
Todd: oh that's good to know
Feinstein: I've got a blank check
baby and I'll write your name
Todd: bulk collection is not legal
under Section 215 – will you fix the law?
Feinstein: we just have to stop
bulk collection and ask the phone
companies to do it for us
Todd: should Congress force phone
companies to keep that information?
Feinstein: we shall see Todd
[ break ]
Rubio: my foreign policy will be
based on the movie Taken 2!
Fiorina: unlike Hillary Clinton I am
not afraid to talk about my accomplishments
which fortunately doesn't take long
Todd: Carly Fiorina merged HP and
Compaq and laid off 30,000 people
then she ran for the Senate and lost
Todd: welcome Carly
Fiorina: thanks for having
me on Charles
Todd: you have never held elected office
Fiorina: voters want someone
outside from Washington
Todd: even so you have
no political experience
Fiorina: yes but I advised the CIA
Todd: oh okay then
Fiorina: I understand how the world works
Todd: then you're the only one who does
Fiorina: our government is a
vast bloated corrupt bureaucracy
Todd: sounds about right
Fiorina: I also understand tough
decision-making which Hillary Clinton doesn't
Todd: you were a CEO and lost 30,000 jobs
Fiorina: I made tough calls –
some people needed to be laid off
Todd: apparently including you
Fiorina: I did a great job as CEO!
Todd: but they fired you
Fiorina: they did fire me!
Todd: yes I know
Fiorina: I was fired because
I challenged the status quo
Todd: um ok
Fiorina: it was tough time
for tech companies Chuck
Todd: the stock soared
the day you were fired
Fiorina: you can't go by stock prices
– they can mean anything
Todd: I was shocked that you
are against the free trade agreement
Fiorina: I'm in favor of free trade
but you can't trust foreign world leaders
Todd: like in China?
Fiorina: no like Barack Obama
Todd: I get it
Fiorina: free trade is good
but Barack Obama is giving
Iran nuclear weapons
Todd: would you want fast track
authority if you were President?
Fiorina: you can't trust Obama!
Todd: thanks for coming Car
Fiorina: you too Char
[ break ]
Todd: OMG Clinton is unpopular
but she still beats the GOP field!
Todd: Is Hillary Clinton
doomed or finished?
Parker: she's done because
of Benghazi and her e-mails
Todd: the Clintons are immune to scandals
Bai: Hillary Clinton is just
like Richard Nixon
Todd: that's pretty harsh Matt
Bai: I meant that as a compliment
Marcus: voters want someone
tough like Clinton who will knock
heads with foreign leaders
Todd: is Carly Fiorina a serious
candidate or is she trying to get a talk show?
Steele: she's very serious
– did you know she's a woman?
Steele: she handled the CEO question
very well by saying shareholder
value is irrelevant – what matters
is she left HP in tatters
Marcus: oh please – we would not be
talking about her if she weren't a woman
Parker: so is Hillary!
Marcus: she's a CEO who was fired
and then ran for Senate and lost
Parker: I've been fired!
Marcus: well never mind then
Parker: she's trustworthy and
answers many questions about her failures
Todd: former Speaker Jim Wright died
Todd: when Gingrich went after him
it was the beginning of the hyper
partisan world we live in today
Audience: thanks Newt!
[ break ]
Todd: Moms today are older, educated,
and make less money than men
Todd: there are more single-mom households
Todd: the USA is 33rd in places
good to be a mother
Todd: why is Norway the best
place to be a mother?
Solberg: we help people
have children and work also
Todd: why is the U.S. so bad for mothers?
Shriver: the U.S. doesn't do enough
Todd: what should the we do
Englebert: we need to help
women build confidence
Englebert: we need paid leave
and predictability and flexibility
Brown: child care costs $1,400
Todd: kids are such a pain in ass
Brown: that's more than rent
Todd: that's expensive Maria
Shriver: this is not just a women's
issue – men have kids too
Todd: I suppose so
Shriver: it's inconceivable that
we don't have paid maternity leave
Todd: only the U.S. and seven
other tiny island counties don't
have paid leave
Shriver: California has paid leave
and business in California is booming
Todd: but they have no water
Shriver: look at Silicon Valley!
Todd: yes the dot com
world is a haven for women
Englebert: you can have it all with balance
Todd: what do women need?
Brown: affordable child care
and more education
Todd: happy mother's day!
[ break ]
Todd: Meet the Billionaires who
will buy the 2016 election
Todd: Sheldon Adelson spent
$100 million to defeat Obama
Reporter: all the Republicans make
a pilgrimage to Las Vegas to beg
Sheldon Adelson to give them money
Cruz: we should stand with Israel!
Rubio: I can be Jewish if you want!
Reporter: Adelson gave $10
million to Karl Rove
Reporter: Adelson got rich
owning a casino in Macao
Former CEO of Adelson's casino:
we committed lots of crimes
with violent Chinese gangs
Adelson: we never broke the law
– but you can't alienate those gangs either
Todd: what does
Sheldon Adelson want?
Ralston: he wants to spend
millions and not lose
Todd: he's a smart one
Ralston: he want to
bankroll a sane Republican
Todd: well they're hard to come by
Ralston: the Adelson
primary is a pure pander-fest!
Ralston: he's vetting all these
guys and he'll give a rose
to the one he falls for
Todd: does he hate the
Clintons like he hates Obama?
Ralston: well he really really hates Obama
Ralston: $100 million is
couch-cushion money for Adelson
Todd: that's democracy for you
[ break ]
Todd: Obama and Elizabeth
Warren are fighting over trade!
Obama: She's wrong!
Bai: Obama is irritated because
he thinks she's pandering
Todd: she's triangulating!
Todd: Bernie Sanders is
also fighting the trade deal
Marcus: where is Clinton?
Todd: any President would
want fast-track authority
Steele: this is going to pass
Todd: I'm not so sure
Marcus: neither am I – Democrats
don't like big trade deals and
Republicans don't like Obama
Todd: Tom Brady is a cheater
just like the Clintons!
Parker: the Clintons are liars too!
Todd: what are they lying about?
Parker: Monica Lewinsky
Todd: oh okay
Parker: the narrative is out there
Todd: Both Tom Brady and the Clintons
shade the rules but they always win
Bai: you want to win – hire a cheater!
Parker: what about the children??
Todd: and that's another
episode of Meet The Press