Pierre
Thomas
Sec.
Jeh Johnson – Homeland Security
John
Miller – NYPD
Gen.
Peter Chiarelli
(Ret.)
Christine
Brennan – USA Today
Jesse
Palmer
– ESPN
Gwen
Ifill
Greta
Van Susteren
Jamelle
Bouie
Rich
Lowry
Raddatz:
OMG thousands of
ISIS
followers are going to kill
millions
of Americans!!
Thomas:
the FBI is warning that
Americans
in every state will be
murdered
in their sleep by ISIS
Comey:
ISIS has thousands
of
followers on Facebook!
Pentagon:
lock the doors!
Thomas:
ISIS sending 90,000
twittter
message per day!!
Raddatz:
#panic
Thomas:
they even imitate Grand Theft Auto and the
hip-hop!
Cory
Booker: look at their fancy memes!
Raddatz:
I am completely petrified!
Johnson:
we beat the Nazis you know
Raddatz:
stuff it Jeh I'm frightened
Johnson:
ISIS learned how
to
use the Internet to kill
Raddatz:
damn you Tim Berners-Lee!!
Johnson:
we are warning
people
to be scared
Raddatz:
how many home grown
jihadists
will murder
American
children
in their beds?
Johnson:
hundreds if not thousands
Raddatz:
so we are totally
unprepared
for this scary threat
Johnson:
true but we are now talking
to
local police departments to warn
them
they are about to be attacked
Raddatz:
the FBI warns
the ISIS
is
saying KILL KILL KILL
Johnson:
the third KILL is for extra killing
Raddatz:
well now I'm
terrified
Johnson:
you should be
Raddatz:
my
government is failing me!
Johnson:
I went to New York
to
talk to muslims there
Raddatz:
that's it?
Johnson:
it's a work in progress Martha
Raddatz:
ISIS rules social
media
Johnson:
they are slick
Raddatz:
why can't America
get
on the Internet?
Johnson:
Islamic leaders frankly
can
talk the language better
than
bureaucrats in DC
Raddatz:
how likely am I to
be
killed this weekend?
Johnson:
don't buy any big
containers of milk
Raddatz:
John I'm absolutely
scared
out of my mind
Miller:
it's scary world Martha
Raddatz:
are we doing
enough
to stop terrorists?
Miller:
I know muslims are worried
about
surveillance but frankly
they
are not speaking out
against
terrorism enough
Raddatz: tough words
Miller:
anti-ISIS rhetoric can't
come
from the government
Raddatz:
it can't?
Miller:
ISIS has Apple computers and
those
iWatches like all
the kids today!
Raddatz:
how we can stop
us
all from being killed?
Chiarelli:
stop terrorists from entering
military
bases without permission
Raddatz:
is everyone on base terrified?
Chiarelli:
yes but they are
in
the military after all
Raddatz:
OMG Tom Brady like
soft balls!
Brennan:
they should bring the
hammer
down and suspend
Tom
Brady for two games
Raddatz:
wow
Brennan:
the NFL is not pleased
Palmer:
they are repeat offenders
so
they will get a hefty fine
Raddatz:
oh my
Palmer:
the NFL should not hand
out
fines without concrete evidence
Raddatz:
there's heaps of
concrete evidence
Palmer:
true - but manipulation
of
balls is very common in the NFL
Raddatz:
I see
Palmer:
all NFL players with
their own
balls
Raddatz:
thanks
for coming
Raddatz:
OMG is martial law
coming
to Texas??
Raddatz:
panel sum up the
week for me
Ifill:
the GOP is so
diverse -
running
for Republican nomination
we
have a woman, a
Latino, an
African-American
and several morons
Lowry:
Democrats are money-grubbing!
Van
Susteren: there
could
be
cholera in Nepal!
Bouie:
the economy is finally
doing well!
Raddatz:
thanks for coming!
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