Sec. Jeh Johnson – Homeland Security
John Miller – NYPD
Gen. Peter Chiarelli (Ret.)
Christine Brennan – USA Today
Jesse Palmer – ESPN
Greta Van Susteren
Raddatz: OMG thousands of
ISIS followers are going to kill
millions of Americans!!
Thomas: the FBI is warning that
Americans in every state will be
murdered in their sleep by ISIS
Comey: ISIS has thousands
of followers on Facebook!
Pentagon: lock the doors!
Thomas: ISIS sending 90,000
twittter message per day!!
Thomas: they even imitate Grand Theft Auto and the hip-hop!
Cory Booker: look at their fancy memes!
Raddatz: I am completely petrified!
Johnson: we beat the Nazis you know
Raddatz: stuff it Jeh I'm frightened
Johnson: ISIS learned how
to use the Internet to kill
Raddatz: damn you Tim Berners-Lee!!
Johnson: we are warning
people to be scared
Raddatz: how many home grown
jihadists will murder American
children in their beds?
Johnson: hundreds if not thousands
Raddatz: so we are totally
unprepared for this scary threat
Johnson: true but we are now talking
to local police departments to warn
them they are about to be attacked
Raddatz: the FBI warns the ISIS
is saying KILL KILL KILL
Johnson: the third KILL is for extra killing
Raddatz: well now I'm terrified
Johnson: you should be
Raddatz: my government is failing me!
Johnson: I went to New York
to talk to muslims there
Raddatz: that's it?
Johnson: it's a work in progress Martha
Raddatz: ISIS rules social media
Johnson: they are slick
Raddatz: why can't America
get on the Internet?
Johnson: Islamic leaders frankly
can talk the language better
than bureaucrats in DC
Raddatz: how likely am I to
be killed this weekend?
Johnson: don't buy any big containers of milk
Raddatz: John I'm absolutely
scared out of my mind
Miller: it's scary world Martha
Raddatz: are we doing
enough to stop terrorists?
Miller: I know muslims are worried
about surveillance but frankly
they are not speaking out
against terrorism enough
Raddatz: tough words
Miller: anti-ISIS rhetoric can't
come from the government
Raddatz: it can't?
Miller: ISIS has Apple computers and
those iWatches like all the kids today!
Raddatz: how we can stop
us all from being killed?
Chiarelli: stop terrorists from entering
military bases without permission
Raddatz: is everyone on base terrified?
Chiarelli: yes but they are
in the military after all
Raddatz: OMG Tom Brady like soft balls!
Brennan: they should bring the
hammer down and suspend
Tom Brady for two games
Brennan: the NFL is not pleased
Palmer: they are repeat offenders
so they will get a hefty fine
Raddatz: oh my
Palmer: the NFL should not hand
out fines without concrete evidence
Raddatz: there's heaps of concrete evidence
Palmer: true - but manipulation
of balls is very common in the NFL
Raddatz: I see
Palmer: all NFL players with their own balls
Raddatz: thanks for coming
Raddatz: OMG is martial law
coming to Texas??
Raddatz: panel sum up the week for me
Ifill: the GOP is so diverse -
running for Republican nomination
we have a woman, a Latino, an
African-American and several morons
Lowry: Democrats are money-grubbing!
Van Susteren: there could
be cholera in Nepal!
Bouie: the economy is finally doing well!
Raddatz: thanks for coming!