Matthews: OMG Republicans say Obama was born in a Muslim area of Kenya
Matthews: did Obama open the door to being called a muslim-racist by nominating Sonia Sotomayor and saying Harvard professors shouldn’t be arrested for being falsely accused of burglary?
Heileman: Yes Obama gave his critics a permission slip to being called Adolf Hitler
Stengel: all these crazy slurs are the fault of the internet, YouTube, and Twitter - it’s the Heisenberg principle - when you view them you realize they are batshit insane
Parker: calm down - one guy creates a picture of Obama with a bone in his nose and suddenly everyone makes a big deal about it
Matthews: what are the cute little crackers in the south saying Kathleen?
Parker: People in the south are not racist - they just hate Obama because he’s black and call him a nigger
Matthews: that makes sense
Regan: Because unemployment is 9.4% people suddenly realized Obama is black
Heileman: Obama just can’t create a positive message for health care reform since people are out there screaming about how wonderful insurance bureaucrats are
Stengel: people love their health insurance - they don’t like Obama
Matthews: but if we have unemployment shouldn’t health reform be popular?
Parker: yes but we have a bad economy so naturally people don’t cheaper and better health care
Heileman: exactly people are terrified of losing their current health care so they don’t want the system reformed
Matthews: ah of course
Matthews: are the Iroquois going to go after Obama??
Heileman: people are angry at losing their jobsm health care and position in the world and they are taking their anger out on Barack Obama
Parker: they crazies are running the Republican party - it’s their baby now
Matthews: what happens when Obama fails on the economy - will they claim he’s from another planet?
Regan: I got a head’s up - they will argue he’s another species
Stengel: i don’t think he’s going to fail on the economy Chris
Matthews: Nixon / Palin 2012!
Stengel: Nixon was the awesomest guy ever - which proves that Obama can overcome the scandals in his past - such as being born in a radical British Indonesian muslim cult in the Congo
Parker: Nixon had great dignity like Sarah Palin - they both quit for the good of the country
Matthews: Bill Clinton is going to be a balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!
Regan: the image of Clinton saving those girls in Korea it made me cry and then I remembered the blowjob and I hated him again
Matthews: can the Clintons ever come back to political success?
Heileman: um she’s the U.S. Secretary of State and Alaska his going to be renamed ‘Clintonland’
Matthews: who was a better President - Nixon or Clinton?
Parker: Nixon because he opened China and helped usher in a wonderful new era of burglaries, bugging, firebombing and murder
Heileman: exactly - how can the Clenis compete with that?
Matthews: tell me something I don’t know!
Regan: Obama has saved the economy - now I’m worried inflation is going to be out of control
Stengel: Obama is an obsessive and honest golfer
Parker: Palin is going win the nomination which scares Democrats and terrifies Republicans
Heileman: New York Governor Paterson will not run again
Matthews: why not?
Heileman: Because Andy Cuomo is widely disliked but the guy has balls of steel