Matthews: OMG Ronald Reagan presided a two
year recession but he turned it around -unlike Obama who sucks!!
Regan: oh no!
Matthews: his stimulus bill failed and his
auto bailouts are too big!!
Stengel: he’s a stunning failure - but to be fair
he became President at a time when the US empire is collapsing
Regan: the recession is ending but that’s not Obama’s doing - Obama is just responsible for raising the deficit
Parker: look he’s already been President for
7 months so everything bad happening is now his fault
Matthews: but we’re coming out of the recession
Parker: Bush deserves credit for that
Matthews: of course
Heileman: Kathleen is exactly right - Obama has a lot of policies but no message so he’s really a failure
Stengel: no I agree he is a failure because he has
a message but no policies
Parker: look all I know is that people are sick of seeing this intelligent black man on tv
Regan: Wall Street will react badly if Obama fails
Matthews: but you just said they don’t want
his health reform
Regan: look he’s a failure whatever he does
Parker: he should definitely adopt Republican policies - that would help
Mattthews: yes just attack the left and cut taxes for the rich
Heileman: also abandon health reform and cap and trade
Regan: all my friends are terrified that Obama will tax the middle class
Matthews: oh my god we’re all doomed
Stengel: all your friends are narcissistic babies
Matthews: well if Obama gets health reform that will be the last success Obama ever has
Parker: oh of course
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Matthews: OMG Woodstock was groovy man!
Heileman: it was about dropping out
and doing drugs
Matthews: the bad stuff!
Heileman: sounds good to me
Heileman: but look the anti-war and civil rights movement were deadly serious and not driven
Stengel: hey I just realized that the whole Woodstock crowd was an anomaly
Matthews: this is all about the Clintons and their tie-dyed drug craziness
Matthews: Obama’s campaign was all about
Regan: no it wasn’t stupid
Heileman: Obama volunteers didn’t want to drop out of society - the wacko dropout protestors are conservatives now
Matthews: wow you just blew my mind
Matthews: tell me something I don’t know
Regan: a housing crisis is brewing
Stengel: an amazing change is coming -- newspapers and magazines will start to
charge for content
Parker: Nicky Haley for President
Matthews: um who
Heileman: no one wants to see a movie about Woodstock will hopefully shut Chris Matthew up
Matthews: ha! Coming up next - Obama how a big
a failure is he?
Regan: he sucks a he’s not a miracle worker
Stengel: it’s the economy, stupid
Parker: that’s right
Heileman: the Democrats will lose 30 to 40
seats in 2010
Matthews: you’re all Marxists - I love it!