Jonathan Karl
Guests:
Donald
Trump
Gov.
Jon Kasich (R-OH)
Matthew
Dowd
Sara
Fagen
Jon
Heileman
Mark
Halperin
Stephanopoulos:
OMG Donald
Trump
is winning everything!
Stephanopoulos:
Karl can anyone
stop
this runaway train?
Karl:
has Trump finally gone too far?
Karl:
Famous misogynist Red State
bashed
him for insulting women!
Jeb:
Trump should apologize!
Trump:
Erick Erickson is a loser!
Karl:
Trump is a liberal Democrat
who
supports the Clintons!
Karl:
will Trump fade? please?!
Trump:
Jon Karl you're stupid!
Karl:
can anyone defeat Trump! Please!
Karl:
maybe Rubio!
or
Kasich! anyone?!?
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
we have
Donald
Trump on the phone
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Mr Trump sir
Trump:
make it quick Shorty
Stephanopoulos:
everyone hates you
Trump:
I have a great relations
with
the women
Stephanopoulos:
oh?
Trump:
Jeb wants to cut health
care
for women – he's the real sexist!
Stephanopoulos:
so you say
Trump:
Carly is terrible for women
I
though I respect her but she's an idiot
Stephanopoulos:
will you
apologize
to Megyn Kelly?
Trump:
no she got all hormonal because
I
bashed that fat lesbian Rosie O'Donnell
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Trump:
only a deviant
would
think of menstruation
Stephanopoulos:
really?
Trump:
right – only a truly sick
person
would think of something so icky
Stephanopoulos:
it's a natural part of life
Trump:
periods are gross like
breast
milk and babies' poops
Stephanopoulos:
everybody poops
Trump:
not me – I excrete gold from my scalp
Stephanopoulos:
regardless you
insulted
the beloved Megan Kelly
Trump:
'blood coming from your nose'
is
a common statement it means
'you're
angry'
Stephanopoulos:
but you didn't say that sir
Trump:
you're really stupid
Stephanopoulos:
you wrote in a
book
that women are 'really killers'
Trump:
women are great in business
and
phenomenal and I pay them
a
lot of money
Stephanopoulos:
okay then
Trump:
if you call a man
a
'killer' it's a compliment
Stephanopoulos:
it can be
Trump:
like my friend Donald Rumsfeld
used
to say to his pal Saddam Hussein
'hey
killer' and they both loved it
Stephanopoulos:
I imagine they did
Trump:
our country is too politically
correct
and is horrible and terrible
Stephanopoulos:
well that's the
country
you're trying to be President of
Trump:
it's a shitty country
Stephanopoulos:
people think
you
hate women
Trump:
I am leading in Iowa and
New
Hampshire and South Carolina
and
in my own mind
Stephanopoulos:
amazing
Trump:
I'm leading in Georgia and
in
national polls and almost all my
supporters
are women
Stephanopoulos:
you're kidding
Trump:
I am phenomenal –
phenoooomenaaaal!
Stephanopoulos:
in 1999 you called
for
an extra tax on rich people
Trump:
I'm rich I was willing to pay it!
Stephanopoulos:
why should conservatives
trust
you since their guiding ethos is
spending
money
you don't have to give more money to rich people
Trump:
we should have used that
rich
person tax to pay off the national debt!
Stephanopoulos:
you were for
single-payer
health care too
Trump:
and I meant it at the time
Stephanopoulos:
can the GOP trust you?
Trump:
Ronald Reagan was a Democrat!
Stephanopoulos:
that's true
Trump:
I have support among
Latino
women Democrats
Stephanopoulos:
if you say so
Trump:
the blacks loves me!
Stephanopoulos:
you donated
money
to Democrats
Trump:
I am a world-class businessman
Stephanopoulos:
all right
Trump:
buying politicians is
just
good business George
Stephanopoulos:
is it really?
Trump:
they were always
there
for me!
Stephanopoulos:
you confess
to
bribing politicians!
Trump:
I am going to make
America
great again
Stephanopoulos:
you're
openly
corrupt
Trump:
friends of mine are donating
to
Jeb Bush and believe me they
are
expecting something for their money
Stephanopoulos:
I can't argue with that
Trump:
damn right
Stephanopoulos:
so you're not backing down
Trump:
not at all George
Stephanopoulos:
well good luck then
Trump:
I'm having a good time
and
loving every minute
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Governor Kasich
Kasich:
good morning
Stephanopoulos:
is Donald
Trump
killing your party?
Kasich:
I want to lift people
Stephanopoulos:
Lindsey Graham
says
Trump is a real problem for the GOP
Kasich:
when I'm the nominee I will
send
a positive message of happy talk
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Kasich:
I want to show poor
people
the miracle of America
Stephanopoulos:
your entire party
is
alienating women
Kasich:
not many people
know
this but I'm very famous
Stephanopoulos:
good point
Kasich:
Republicans need to
stop
hating everyone and everything
Stephanopoulos:
that's a bold statement
Kasich:
it's true
Stephanopoulos:
will you support
Trump
if he's the GOP nominee?
Kasich:
[ laughs ] I have to
Stephanopoulos:
Erick Erickson won't
vote
anyone who doesn't hate women
which
that a problem for you
Kasich:
I'm a hawk who balanced the budget
Stephanopoulos:
right
Kasich:
I cut taxes and added jobs
Stephanopoulos:
damn Obama economy
Kasich:
but we need to help poor
people
and the mentally ill and even criminals
Stephanopoulos:
man you are nuts
Kasich:
I can't help it –
I
care about people
Stephanopoulos:
are you sure
you're
a Republican?
Kasich:
I think so
Stephanopoulos:
well it sure
doesn't
sound like it
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome panelists
Stephanopoulos:
is Trump winning or fading?
Dowd:
Trump is popular – with Democrats!
Stephanopoulos:
sure he is
Dowd:
we live in a bombastic selfie culture
Stephanopoulos:
Republicans who
oppose
him are willing to oppose him
Fagen:
Trump will fade!
Stephanopoulos:
I keep hearing that
Fagan:
it was a good debate –
there
were some really great
candidates
no one remembers
Stephanopoulos:
how does
Trump
pick up steam?
Halperin:
he's got a professional
team
around him
Stephanopoulos:
ok
Halperin:
don't assume he's going to fade
Stephanopoulos:
true – but he's
pissed
off blacks and latinos and
women
and homo sapiens
Heileman:
I tried to destroy Trump
with
a focus group and they didn't
want
to hear it – they rationalized and
found
excuses for his horrible liberal past
Stephanopoulos:
stupid voters
just
won't listen to beltway pundits
Heileman:
it's crazy!
Brazile:
Trump is a horrible
person
poisoning the GOP brand
Fagen:
Chris Christie was great
Stephanopoulos:
except for the lying
Fagen:
Republican should feel very good
Dowd:
candidates lost a great
opportunity
to defend decency
Brazile:
Trump a misogynist
Halperin:
he hates men too
Stephanopoulos:
way to miss the point Halp
1 comment:
Culture of Truth,
Thanks for the great service you provide in writing these Translations.
Would you consider "translating" the Thu Aug 6 Republican debate? Perhaps also some of the future upcoming debates?
Thanks, and Cheers,
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