Guests:
Donald
Trump
Gov.
Jon Kasich (R-OH)
Sen.
Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Sen.
Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
David
Brooks
Andrea
Mitchell
Hugh
Hewitt
Heather
McGhee – Demos
Todd:
Good morning and welcome
to
the Trump Hour starring Donald Trump
brought
to you by Donald Trump
Todd:
so far Donald Trump has denigrated
Blacks
and Latinos and Veterans and
women
but he went to far when he
insulted
Fox News' Megan Kelly
Todd:
Erick Erickson disinvited
Trump
from his Hate Women Rally
Trump:
Erickson is a deviant!
Jeb:
do we want to insult women voters?
Erickson:
those fat pigs?
Rubio:
Donald Who?
Todd:
welcome Donald Trump
Trump:
just get to the questions Chuckles
Todd:
would you like to
apologize
to Megyn Kelly?
Trump:
no not at all
Todd:
are you sure?
Trump:
Newsmax thought
I
won the debate!
Todd:
well that settles it
Trump:
what is said was appropriate!
Todd:
literally no one thinks that
Trump:
only a deviant would think
I
was assume I was referring to
Megyn's
hormones
Todd:
but you did demonize her
Trump:
she was very angry because
I
insulted her lesbian lover Rosie O'Donnell
Todd:
please continue
Trump:
I was going to say blood
was
coming out of her ears and nose
Todd:
of course you were
Trump:
I went to the Wharton school
– there
is no menstruation there!
Todd:
so why not apologize?
Trump:
because I'm not wrong!
Todd:
you seem allergic to admitting
you
were wrong about anything
Todd:
I said the same thing
about
Chris Wallace
Todd:
oh okay
Trump:
he's a loser shadow
of
his better father by the way
Todd:
you overreacted
to
a innocuous question
Trump:
frankly I wanted to talk about
jobs
but ended up insulting all women
Todd:
shrewd
Trump:
Erick Erickson is a known loser
Todd:
you seem to call everyone
you
disagree with ugly or a loser
Trump:
or in your case both
Todd:
that hurts Donald
Trump:
there's a chipmunk
on
your face dummy
Todd:
there's a beaver on your head jerk
Trump:
I think I like you Ted
Todd:
that was fun but are
you
too impolitic to be President?
Trump:
in the middle east they're
chopping
off heads and you're
talking
about verbal put-downs
Todd:
Presidents generally aren't that rude
Trump:
we need more foul and
repulsive
language - not less
Todd:
okay
Trump:
political correctness
is
killing America!
Todd:
indeed
Trump:
Jeb Bush wants to
cut
health care funding for women
– isn't
that a worse insult?
Todd:
I suppose it could be
Trump:
I respect the women
and
will help the women
Todd:
which women?
Trump:
all of the women
Todd:
I see
Trump:
I put the women in construction jobs
Todd:
yet you insult women
based
on their looks
Trump:
I was attacked viciously and
when
I'm attacked I fight back
Todd:
that's your reason?
Trump:
these ugly broads can't
attack
me because I'm so good looking
Todd:
please continue
Trump:
political correctness is killing us!
Todd:
so you've said
Trump:
China is taking our jobs and
their
chicks are even uglier than ours!
Todd:
Mr Trump please stop
Trump:
I'm talkin about some
real
dogs Chuck!
Todd:
all right all right
Trump:
in the whole debate
no
one asked me about jobs
Todd:
that's sad
Trump:
I never got a chance to
talk
about how Mexicans are rapists
because
all I'm asked about is
how
much I insult women
Todd:
maybe next time
we
can talk about that
Trump:
I hope so Dick
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome back panel
Todd:
can Donald Trump be President?
Hewitt:
no!
Todd: you
don't sound sure
Hewitt:
the GOP debate skipped the
important
issues like Iran and
cybersecurity
and Clinton's e-mails
Todd:
well whose fault is that?
Hewitt:
the loser in this debate was the GOP
Todd:
panel can nothing stop Trump?
Mitchell:
he's teflon – he's even
attacked
popular conservative women!
Todd:
amazing
Mitchell:
what's next – kittens and puppies?
Todd:
voters seems to like this crazy man
Brooks:
he's like a religious zealot
and
we all know bad religion is
Todd:
what can we do to stop him?
McGhee:
it's not about Trump –
it's
about the GOP having a problem
with
women in general
Todd:
what do you mean?
McGhee:
like with women's health
and
women's wages
Todd:
okay okay
Hewitt:
we need to get behind
Carly
Fiorina – she bashed
Donald
Trump tweeting from a
meeting
with famous sexist Erick Erickson
Todd:
sounds like a plan
Hewitt:
Trump is going to fade!
Todd:
you're engaging in wishful thinking
Hewitt:
I don't think so
Todd:
that's exactly what someone
engaging
in wishful thinking would say
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Senator Rubio
Rubio:
what's up chuck
Todd:
do you support allowing
abortion
for rape and incest
Rubio:
yes I do but not really
Todd:
I see
Rubio:
I believing in restricting
abortion
by months or weeks
or
days or even hours
Todd:
how specific of you
Rubio:
I'll support any law
that
restricts choice
Todd:
so why allow exceptions
Rubio:
rape is horrifying
but
pregnancies do happen
Todd:
that's a bold admission
Rubio:
we should make the morning
after
pill available over the counter
Todd:
okay then
Rubio:
but I feel all fetus lives matter
Todd:
got it
Rubio:
but other people
insist
on those exceptions
Todd:
how do resolve
the
issue of the baby vs the mother
Rubio:
no doubt women have
rights
to their body
Todd:
oh do tell
Rubio:
for sure it's not
easy
to make that choice
Todd:
no it's not
Rubio:
don't pretend this is easy
Todd:
I don't
Rubio:
but I'm always going
to
err on the side of big government
Todd:
how does a President
decide
when to ignore the public?
Rubio:
on foreign policy you
have
to because most people
are
really stupid
Todd:
they can't find Iraq or Iran on a map
Rubio:
they can't find America on a map!
Todd:
and that's using a map of America
Rubio:
I warned all about ISIS
Todd:
you did?
Rubio:
the President has access
to
super secret information regular
people
don't know
Todd:
like 'the earth is round'
and
'climate change is real'
Rubio:
exactly
Todd:
Bob Gates said pulling out
of
the Iran deal would be a bad idea
Rubio:
he also gave us Windows Vista
Todd:
um right
Rubio:
Russia does not always
act
in the interest of the U.S.
Todd:
well no kidding
Rubio:
Russia's emotions should
not
impact our foreign policy
Todd:
you think not?
Rubio:
that applies to other countries too
Todd:
even Israel?
Rubio:
no!
Todd:
ha
Rubio:
Iran is planning to launch
long
range missiles on Iowa
Todd:
are you serious?
Rubio:
maybe
Todd:
what do you owe your big donors?
Rubio:
nothing
Todd:
really?
Rubio:
I have an agenda and that's that
Todd:
so your rich donors
have
no special access to you?
Rubio:
not at all
Todd:
so why doesn't that
apply
to the Clintons?
Rubio:
because those are foreigners
who
get of course special favors
from
the Clinton State Department
for
donating cash
Todd:
so why doesn't that apply to you?
Rubio:
because I'm awesome
Todd:
some guy on Facebook
wants
legal pot
Rubio:
legalizing pot is bad!
Todd:
so you would arrest
people
for having a little pot?
Rubio:
you betcha!
Todd:
check the Meet the Press website –
you
won't believe Marco Rubio's
One
Simple Trick for Stopping Abortion
Todd:
Spoiler alert: it's IUDs
[
break ]
Todd:
let's look at the latest polls!
Todd:
debate winners – Fiorina and Trump!
Todd:
losers – Trump and Paul
and
Bush and Christie
Todd:
who is atop the polls now –
Trump
and Cruz and Carson and Fiorina
Todd:
also in the debate Chris Christie
reminded
voters Republicans brought
them
the greatest day of their lives – 9/11
[
break ]
Todd:
omg Chuck Schumer
opposes
the Iran deal!
Todd:
welcome Senator
McCaskill:
hello Charles
Todd:
do you support the deal with Iran?
McCaskill:
I'm looking at Iranian money
Todd:
it's a lot of cash
McCaskill:
yes but they might get
the
cash anyway even if we walk
away
from inspections
Todd:
so it's a bad deal!
McCaskill:
not necessarily
Todd:
but we don't trust Iran
McCaskill:
that's the point
Todd:
Obama is being very mean
by
pointing out the media was wrong
about
the war in Iraq
McCaskill:
well you were
Todd:
is that fair? Is that fair?
Is
it?? isn't it unfair??
McCaskill:
um
Todd:
it's soooo unfair!!
Obama
is meeeaaan!!!
McCaskill:
if we turn down a
chance
to inspect that would be bad
Todd:
but isn't Obama mean and bad?!?
McCaskill:
Calm down Todd
Todd:
you support Hillary –
what
about Joe Biden?
McCaskill:
what about him?
Even
if he runs I'll still support Hillary
Todd:
hmm I hadn't thought of that
Todd:
isn't her campaign failing?
McCaskill:
no she's a fighter
Todd:
are you rooting for Donald Trump?
McCaskill:
ha ha maybe
Todd:
is he hurting the GOP brand?
McCaskill:
Todd Akin was principled
– cuckoo
but principled
Todd:
sounds about right
McCaskill:
but Trump is just
a
sexist racist buffoonish
Todd:
true
Todd:
thanks for coming Claire
[
break ]
Todd:
Governor is Trump
consuming
the GOP?
Kasich:
when women touch
things
they make them better
Todd:
okay but is Trump damaging
the
Republican party?
Kasich:
once we have a nominee
that
person will define the party
Todd:
I see
Kasich:
Bernie Sanders is socialist!
Todd:
Time magazine compared
you
to Pope Francis
Kasich:
the Pope is a communist
but
he seems like a nice person
Todd:
a bit
Kasich:
the Lord gave us the
environment
to use but not abuse
Todd:
is man-made climate change real?
Kasich:
the science is out on that
Todd:
no it isn't
Kasich:
you can't destroy jobs
based
on some crazy-ass theory
of
so-called climate change
Todd:
Erick Erickson doesn't like you
Kasich:
are you sure that's a
real
person and not a cartoon character
Todd:
no I'm not
[
break ]
Todd:
the media is in love with Jon Kasich
Hewitt:
yes but he's too compassionate
Todd:
well we're all flawed in some way
Hewitt:
we should talk about
Clinton's
e-mails every single day
Todd:
are liberals worried about Kasich?
McGhee:
the GOP says they care
about
poor people but only offers tax cuts
Mitchell:
the media is ignoring Hillary's e-mails!
Todd:
true
Mitchell:
if she's smart Hillary
will
talk about Megan Kelly
Todd:
David which Republican
has
the best ideas?
Brooks:
never mind ideas –
we
should choose the person
with
the best political skills
and
that's Marco Rubio
Mitchell:
I agree Rubio is very skilled
but
Jon Kasich is the media's white whale
– a
seemingly moderate Republican
Todd:
Bernie Sanders was interrupted
by
some very rude black people
Todd:
Heather why is a guy who
knew
Martin Luther King being attacked
for
police killing black people?
McGhee:
because he draws
the
biggest crowds
Mitchell:
Bernie is weak on race
Todd:
Chris Christie twice claimed
he
was a U.S. attorney on 9/11
which
is a flat-out lie
Hewitt:
it's a big deal
Brooks:
Trump is a presence
in
out deep unconscience
McGhee:
bragging about four
bankruptcies
is a bit tin-earned
Todd:
why is he so popular?
Mitchell:
I don't like him
Todd:
25 million people tuned
in
to see Donald Trump
Hewitt:
I want Trump on stage
to
draw attention to the fact
that
Obama is mean
Mitchell:
I just cannot see my
beloved
GOP nominating him
Brooks:
candidates should
talk
about America
Todd:
you think?
Brooks:
voters crave patriotism
Hewitt:
we should start a
land
war with Russia
Todd:
Carly Fiorina!
McGhee:
she's a good debater
but
wrong on policy
Todd:
is she the best to take on Hillary?
McGhee:
of course
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet the Press
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