Host: Martha Raddatz
Reporters:
Jonathan
Karl
Matthew
Dowd
Guests:
Donald
Trump
Carly
Fiorina
Dr.
Ben Carson
Raddatz:
OMG one million people
will visit the Iowa fair!
Raddatz:
but it's all trump
Trump:
Trump builds great walls
Trump:
everything we do in America is wrong
Trump:
Americans are losers
Raddatz:
Donald Trump is the
star attraction at the fair!
Raddatz:
I got to ride in his helicopter!
Raddatz:
other people who
have led in polls lost
Trump
those people were losers
Trump:
I would do well with foreign
leaders
because people love me
Raddatz:
what would do about ISIS?
Trump:
go in wipe them out
Raddatz:
how?
Trump:
Hillary is a loser!
Raddatz:
what about Carly Fiorina?
Trump:
she's a loser and she
got
fired but other than that she's nice
Santorum:
who can relate
to
the common man more –
a
billionaire or an unemployed
sexually
repressed hamburger flipper?
Raddatz:
you didn't bring your helicopter
Sanders:
I left it at home
Raddatz:
why do people
love
you and hate Hillary
Sanders:
there's a deep suspicion
of
establishment politicians
[ break ]
Raddatz:
Trump is the clear
front-runner
but just behind
is
doctor Ben Carson
Raddatz: what's up doc
Carson: thanks for having me
Raddatz: you are successful surgeon
Carson:
I'm not the smartest person
but
I use the talent pool around me
Raddatz:
Trump said you can't
be
elected because Obama is
a
failure and he's black like you are
Carson:
he's too focused
on
the color of a person's skin
Raddatz:
you say Planned Parenthood
wants
to kill all black people
Carson:
that's right - because
Margaret
Sanger believed in eugenics
Raddatz:
ok but what you think
Planned
Parenthood wants to do now
Carson:
Planned Parenthood
wants
to commit genocide obviously
Raddatz:
can you prove that?
Carson:
Sanger was a racist!
Raddatz:
what about abortion?
Carson:
conception is a
human
life-creating event
Raddatz:
life begins at conception?
Carson:
yes I believe that
Raddatz:
I thought said
life
begins at the heartbeat
Carson:
who can deny that
anything
with a heart beat
is
a living organism
Raddatz:
so you would have
no
exceptions to allow for abortion?
Carson:
I can't answer that
Raddatz:
okay let's move on
Raddatz:
how do you defeat ISIS?
Carson:
provide leadership
Raddatz:
how?
Carson:
we have to initially invade
then
we'll get other countries on board
Raddatz:
how many U.S. troops? 100,000?
Carson:
I don't pretend
to
know things like that
[
break ]
Raddatz:
welcome Carly
Fiornia:
welcome to Illinois Martha
Trump:
I can't criticize Carly
because
she's a woman!
Raddatz:
what's your reaction
to the Trump saying that?
Fiorina:
insults are not helpful
like
when Obama is mean
Raddatz:
is Trump alienating women?
Fiorina:
everyone is sick
of
the professional class
Raddatz:
right
Fiorina:
we have to secure our borders!
Raddatz:
you bash Hillary for playing
the gender card but you do
the same thing
Fiorina:
well half the nation are
women
and we should elect a
woman
just me and not her
Raddatz:
why is that?
Fiorina:
because conservative policies
work
better except for the recessions
and
wars and terror attacks
Raddatz:
what about Hillary's e-mails?
Fiorina:
Hillary lied about Benghazi
and
lied about her e-mails and Obama is mean
Raddatz:
I see
Fiorina:
and of course she passed
on
classified information to the
enemy
because of course she did
Raddatz:
you Hillary Clinton
has
blood on her hands
Fiorina:
yes because she talked
about
a video the next day after Benghazi
Raddatz:
how is that having
blood
on her hands?
Fiorina:
she apologized to terrorists
which
means there is open season
to
murder Americans and also Obama is mean
Raddatz:
what would you have done in Libya?
Fiorina:
Obama is terrible because
he
saved lives by intervening in
Libya
but not in Syria
Raddatz:
well he went into Libya
and
Republicans turned four
Americans
killed into the biggest
scandal
of all time and said he
had
blood on his hands
Fiorina:
right – it's terrible!
Raddatz:
so we shouldn't have
gone into Libya but we must pour
troops into
Syria and Iraq
Fiorina:
exactly
Raddatz:
but more than four
Americans
would surely be killed
– would
you then have blood on your hands?
Fiorina:
the dictator of Jordan
happens
to be a good friend of mine
Raddatz:
that's very nice
Fiorina:
we need to invade Syria!
Raddatz:
okay okay
Fiorina:
also we need to
re-invade
Iraq to defeat ISIS!
Raddatz:
thanks for coming Carly
[
break ]
Raddatz:
OMG Trump is
giving
helicopter rides
Raddatz:
why is the Donald
Trump
so darn popular??
Dowd:
why do you like the Trump?
Voter:
he knows nothing
about
the issues – I really like that
Voter:
he has no impulse control!
- it's fun
Dowd:
what worries you?
Voter:
he might be insane
Dowd:
he's also a bully
Voter:
no that doesn't bother me at all
Voter:
Megyn Kelly is mean
Dowd:
why the hell do you
all idiots like Trump?!?
Voter:
it's a gut feeling
Voter:
something in my
lizard brain tells
me he should
control our nuclear weapons
Raddatz:
why Trump? Why??
Dowd:
it's his personality
Raddatz:
really?
Dowd:
it's all gut – no head
Raddatz:
wow
Dowd:
the things pundits said
would
destroy him – the racism,
the
sexism, stupidity, name calling
– they
all help!
Raddatz:
the pundits were wrong?
Dowd:
arrrraahhhh!!!!
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