Host:
Martha Raddatz
Guests:
Terry
Moran
Alex
Marquardt
Pierre
Thomas
Steve
Osunsami
Jon
Karl
Adm.
Robert Harward
John
Cohen – Fmr Counter-Terror DHS
Steven Reed - Alabama Probate Judge
Steven Reed - Alabama Probate Judge
Donna
Brazile
Jim
VandeHei – Politico
Raddatz:
OMG this is the scariest
time since 9/11
Raddatz:
ISIS is killing Americans
and I'm freaking out
Raddatz:
and there was a
terror attack in Denmark!
Moran:
the attack came without warning
Raddatz:
who was attacked?
Moran:
the usual threats –
a cartoonist and a synagogue
Raddatz:
right
Moran:
they were discussing freedom
of
expression when bullets were fired
which
put a damper on that talk
Raddatz:
got it
Moran:
then the terrorist shot at
a
synagogue but the Danes killed him
Raddatz:
the danes are great
Moran:
the terrorists was
arabic-looking
and had a machine gun
Raddatz:
oh my
Moran:
police have blanketed
the
capital with police
Raddatz:
just in timetable
[
break ]
Raddatz:
was this a copycat and
why
can't murderers be more original?
Cohen:
these murders
are
the new normal
Raddatz:
eep
Cohen:
they might be members
of
ISIS or just inspired by them
Raddatz:
how do you protect
everyone
all the time?
Cohen:
local police have work
with
cafes to teach them how to stop
terrorists
using hot coffee and despair
Raddatz:
Bibi is calling for a massive
immigration
of Jews from Europe to Israel
– how
terrified should Jews be?
Cohen:
very concerned – it would be
a
shame if Jews ever felt they had to
leave
Europe over fear for their safety
Raddatz:
inconceivable!
[
break ]
Raddatz:
Obama wants the
authority
to start a big war with ISIS
Obama:
this is a big deal people!
Raddatz:
this barren landscape
seems
easy to cross
Harward:
sure but during
rush
hour your best bet is Uber Camel
Raddatz:
this is so absolutely terrifying
Marquardt:
all the kids these
days
are rushing to join ISIS
Raddatz:
but others want
to
fight against ISIS
Raddatz:
would you fight go to Syria to ISIS
Young
Man: yes! I mean maybe –
we'll
see - I have a lot going on right now
Raddatz:
but we were also
in
a small town in Jordan
with
25% unemployment
and
they want to fight for ISIS
Young
Man: Syrians are our brothers
and
we wish to fight for them but then
again
there's the SNL reunion coming up
and
then taxes are due and stuff
Raddatz:
why would you fight?
Iman:
burning a pilot alive was
a
mistake but we are fighting
Assad
for the sake of God
Hardward:
we're going to get 'em Martha!
Raddatz:
for real?
Hardward:
we have an Arab coalition now
– you
know how scary those people are
Marquardt:
but U.S. has conducted 2,000
air
strikes and nothing has changed
except
for Kobani which doesn't count
Raddatz:
I'm petrified!
Harward:
don't underestimate
us
Martha – we will fuck their shit up
Raddatz:
I was in Jordan and
they
love ISIS for fuck's sake
Marquardt:
burning a pilot alive horrifies
us
but the kids today look at that and say
– 'dude
I want to be a part of that'
Hardward:
I think burni
ng people
alive will
eventually be proven
to be counter-productive
Marquardt:
maybe but ISIS sees
burning
people alive as a recruiting tool
[
break ]
Raddatz:
OMG it's a threat
to
the Homeland!
Thomas:
foreign terrorists are
a
clear and present danger!
Raddatz:
aack!
Thomas:
there are probably lots of
murdering
terrorists in America now
Raddatz:
holy moly
Thomas:
Republicans worry we
have
lots of terrorists in America
McCaul:
the President has staged
a
welcome party for murderers
Thomas:
there's a tension between
letting
in refugees and not being murdered
[
break ]
Karl:
wow the Chief Justice of Alabama
is
defying federal courts over hating gays
Moore:
them gays is bad!
Osunsami:
he says they don't
have
obey federal courts
Moore:
federal courts don't have
the
power to order state courts around
Obama:
supremacy clause dude
Karl:
you are defying your
own state chief justice!
Reed:
I'm following federal law buddy
Karl:
but the people of Alabama
hate
gays so how can you issue
marriage
licenses for bad people
Reed:
because we are a nation of laws
Karl:
but the Alabama Chief
Justice disagrees
with you
Reed:
well he's a fucking bigot
and
also a moron
Karl:
if the U.S. Supreme Court
affirms gay
rights will then end
the discussion
in Alabama?
Reed:
yeah right but just it did like
with
school desegregation and abortion
[
break ]
Karl:
holy cow Jeb's own mother
supports
him now – this is a
total
game changer!
Audience:
oh his mommy sort-of
likes him that changes everything
Karl:
Biden might run!
People
love him!
Karl:
will Hillary Clinton run
on
a Obama Third term?
Brazile:
why not a third Clinton term?
Karl:
good point
Brazile:
the answer is neither
– elections
are about the future
VandeHei:
Biden isn't running
because
it's all Clinton
Costa:
Democrats like Clinton but
many
Democrats would like to see a fight
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